Ketzel

Fencing? Karate? Hot Yoga? Kickboxing? Rhythmic Gymnastics? Synchronized Swimming?

1) She'll get sick or injured or one of the cats will get sick or something, and she'll have to postpone taking the exam. Nothing further will be heard of her ambitions to be a personal trainer for the rest of the season. (See, e.g. the dance battle re-match with the Trophy Wives.) 2) She'll claim she passed and is now certified, but for some reason she doesn't choose to start training right now. Sorry Will! (See, e.g. her placing second in a faux ballroom dance competition and then not doing anything further because Todd didn't enjoy competing.) 3) She'll claim she's certified and will start training under Jessica's supervision, because Will won't pretend she's qualified to teach by herself when she actually failed the exam. 4) She'll claim she's been certified by a different, unspecified certification body, rather than the NASM certification she was shown studying for. This will explain why she is never listed as a NASM certified trainer, and she will never tell which "certification" she has, or else she will print her own certification. 5) She will declare herself a "NoBS Active Certified Personal Trainer." Will refuses to "hire" her and she will start holding classes to train other obese women in her high quality personal training skills. I'm sure there are many other possibilities. :-)

The National Academy of Sports Medicine CPT [Certified Personal Trainer]

Speaking of pizza delivery, I wonder if she includes Buddy in the Great Eight? (Or should that be Great Ate?)

I don't think Le Blur sent Whitney anything. I think, at most, the on-line language site has a record of its students birthdays and sends them a greeting. I think the "gift" of a cat toy with "Best Friend" written on it (not even in French!) a boxed cookie (?) mix*** with a picture of the location where Chase "proposed" to Whitney, and a croissant shaped ring was provided by someone in production with a wicked sense of humor. ***which some of the reddit super-sleuths tracked down and found on Amazon, a product made in Plano, Texas, also sold by Walmart.

Formerly "Goosey-Girl," formerly "Puppy-Girl," formerly "Neeshi," formerly "Caniche," (which is French for "Poodle.") I may have missed a few . . .

I have some sympathy for Glenn and Hunter in this situation. It's stunning how quickly a fall can happen. I was walking with my 82-year-old father in a park near his house. He had some balance issues and I had my arm through his as we approached a gate that led to a meditation area he liked to visit. I turned my head and reached out with my free hand to open the gate and the next thing I knew, my father was on the ground. Fortunately, he wasn't hurt, although he did tear a seam in his favorite corduroy pants. :) I felt terribly guilty about this, especially when he told me he didn't know what had happened. As far as he was concerned, he was just standing, and then he was wasn't standing. I probably reached Whitney-levels of self-absorbed worry until my mother told me to cut it out. She said very matter-of-factly, "These things happen. We know the risks. Your father isn't ready to use a quad-cane and that's his choice." It was a hard truth to hear but I heard it loud and clear. A mentally competent adult gets to use his/her own judgment even if you really really want them to do something else.

Whitney IS obnoxious, but Glenn and Babs raised this egocentric bully. It's past time for them to put a hard stop to the way she is treating them. But I wonder if they can, at this point. I can just see Whitney staring down Babs as a crew of painters march into the house and start moving furniture and setting up scaffolding. Then Babs scuttles into a corner, calls Glenn at work who says, "Oh, what's the harm in a little paint? " and Babs gives up with a "Oh, Hwhitney!" Seriously, I think this battle of who gets control of Babs and Glenn was planned as a major story line for this season. No doubt Whitney thought it would make her look thoughtful, yet cute, and Babs and Glenn agreed without actually having a realistic idea of how far she would go.

I love the DRAMA of this episode description: "[She] must decide if she will give him a chance or not." She must decide if she will order pizza or not! She must decide if she will demand Buddy cuddle her or not! She must decide if she will sign a contract for another season or not! I feel safe in predicting Whitney will decide to give Le Blur a chance. The real question: will he decide to give her a chance or not?

Well, this looks like it's going to be truly ridiculous. She's doubting HIS intentions? He doesn't have any intentions! She's made them all up in her own delusional mind and now she's doubting them?

Details please! So Whitney was invited to be a guest speaker at a conference put on outside Washington DC by the PCOS Awareness Association beginning September 21, 2019. She was advertised as being one of the panelists and as offering a NoBS dance class during the conference. If you go to page 194 of the Social Media:What The Fuck Is Wrong With Her thread, you can follow the results of that invitation beginning halfway down the page where the September 21 posts begin. And it is true, Whitney posted nothing at all about this experience either during the conference or after it ended.

I see she is adding stretching and meditation and (drum roll please) DANCE to NoBSActive. I wonder if this will come as an unpleasant surprise to Todd, or if she's going to pay him to make videos with her.

Hey, that's how Ryan met the woman who just had his baby - while walking their respective dogs. Maybe Whitney could call her up and ask her how she did it? Oh wait . . .

I agree with you - not to mention that by the time they are in their thirties, I think most rapper wanna-bes have faced the sad truth that they aren't going to be the next Drake.

According to La Whitney, younger than her, but in his thirties.

You don't think they drink while they do it? I'd put money on it! :D

That eonline article is beyond stupid. Clearly Whitney has rushed out to defend against all the talk that her French man from France has a suspiciously American accent to his English. "Mais non!" says Whitney, "his English is [so] perfect that he doesn't even sound French. In fact, he'll put on the French-to-English accent as a joke for me and do it and we laugh about it. . . . He actually grew up with one of his friends who had an American mom, so he almost grew up bilingual spending so much time there with the friends." Well how interesting and COMPLETELY believable!! So he joined the exchange to keep up his totally fluent and American-accented English by practicing conversation with you, while you joined to learn to count to ten and order breakfast in French? Somehow that doesn't sound like the sort of exchange a well-run program would promote. Oh wait, I forgot. At some point he was an exchange partner, but now he is your tutor? Soon to be your suitor?! (And isn't that just the cutest rhyme and not barf-worthy AT ALL?!) How much is TLC paying him for your lessons? How did you get TLC to agree to the invisibility clause in his contract? Or was TLC forced into providing it because they couldn't get anyone to "date" you without it, after the Chase debacle? When do we get to see his blanked-out face on this side of the Atlantic? Or have you convinced him that you are notorious enough that if he but once sets foot on American soil in your company, the two of you will be hounded unmercifully by the paparazzi? Which I've got to assume is not worrying him because he has no intention of making the trip? That is, if he actually is whatever you say he is, as opposed to yet another phony-baloney "relationship." Only this time with a French accent. Oops, I meant without a French accent!

She is shilling another menstrual cup on insta. This product is apparently "for having fun . . with clean sheets"" at "any time of the month," because this one doesn't have to be removed during your period. Whitney is very enthusiastic about this, but she has created some confusion among her followers. Several people questioned the truth of this assertion (someone pointed out the package says it can be worn up to eight hours) but she has ignored them. However, she seemed to be triggered by one poster who described Whitney's enthusiasm as "disturbing." Whitney responded in her typically understanding way, "I hope you stop finding yourself and your natural, life-giving bodily functions disgusting very soon." The poster assured Whitney that she happily hadn't needed to concern herself with those functions since she was 39. Wonder how 37-year-old Whitney took in that information?

TLC's descriptions of the first two episodes are out: Big Fat French Crush Season 9 Episode 1 Whitney looks forward to life after quarantine, but Buddy may have abandoned her for his new girlfriend. When Whitney develops a crush on a Parisian man, her friends worry about her getting into another long distance relationship. From Tutor to Suitor Season 9 Episode 2 A newly vaccinated Whitney sets up a first date with her mystery French man; Buddy finally agrees to meet up with Whitney after months of dodging her.

OK, maybe the guy in the Tea Cup isn't her new amour. Maybe it's just a red herring picture of one of her production crew. But what do we make of the fact that it also looks like she's deleted the post (and the pictures with his face blocked out) of the actual guy that she had proudly announced was her new man in Paris? So excited was she about meeting this guy, that she HAD to post pictures of the two of them, even when he asked her to respect his privacy. Did he get upset when he realized she'd posted them after all? Is this romance (cough) ended before it's begun?

Whitney at Disneyland Paris with, I assume, "the tutor [she] wants to turn into a suitor." He really doesn't look all that into her, though. Or maybe he's just mortified to be photographed in the Tea Cup ride. :)

Here's the TLC Season Premiere Teaser On Facebook : LINK

OMG, she'd start a riot. (I doubt the newest admirer is actually French. The press release says she's met a man online who lives in France, but he could just as easily be *SURPRISE* a graduate from Appalachian State whose parents live in Greensboro.)

Well, Whitney just put up a bunch of pictures of the two of them on her instagram, so I guess she's OK with it.

Per Nataliemeansnice's instagram, Whitney is with Natalie in Marseille. So much for the theory that Whitney is in France with her new man! Would Whitney take Natalie along if she were off to a romantic rendezvous with her online crush?