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So many of you have given very well written, thoughtful takes on the WilSon triangle. I continue to think Twinkle is playing Will big time. The bedroom scene was for me a study in manipulation. He threatened Will's job to come over on NYE then when Will went snorting over there realising from Kate there was something more going on, Paul talked him up as a journalist and you could see Sneasel panting over it then after sex basically called him unprofessional for doing it. That's why his relaxed attitude others have pointed out, makes sense to me. And the way he turns questions back on Will all the time. Are you gay? Do you think I'm gay? He had sex with him for shits and giggles then dared him to write the article. I refuse to believe Twinkle doesn't know who Will HORTON is. I'm really dreading tiger mom...ugh. I'm wondering if she taught him to be ashamed and play these mind games. Not that Twinkle owes Jackson any fidelity because they're not together but his actions scream that he doesn't really care and he's just about control. He said nothing about caring for Sneasel and if he just wanted sex there's always Derick so asshat has a game plan. I'd love for one of the starlets he dated to show up and out him because show isn't great at backstories these days but it's clear Twinkle is a master manipulator. No pun intended. And since I'm in UO I keep making a joke to myself about show's emphasis on what an Awesome Pitcher With Fast Balls Twinkle is. It makes me wonder if Jackson left him in part to get in a little batting practice of his own. I'm suspect Will was up for that. I'll show myself out now. ETA How bout dem Packrs hey?

It would be totally unfair to put the blame on Eve? The kid is effing 18. Even as a mother of a 25 yr old if someone pushing 50 wants to ruin my kid's life emotionally, at the least, it would be wrong. AS IF I would ever consider dating one of his friends, to turn it the other way. It's sick and Jenn had better be behind him 100% or I will write to show for the first time ever. What's almost as sick is Jenn's hovering yet not having a clue what fucked up kids she has.

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Won't had no idea he was being used until Grandma Kate hinted at the fact then he went storming over there, steam blowing out his bull nose and all.

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Words not to live by. If he had to do something else Sneasel would "Um...write a book. If I could think of something to write about." One talented rodent, that little Sneasel.

Yeah that diet show/book ad was ridiculous. As far as the brothers, one was more morbidly obese than the other but I don't think Shill said anything to the criticizer about how he should be the last person to mind another person's weight. And did you see the picture of the bigger brother with his kid? Looks like the poor thing is starving. Shill hauled out tables full of fat, salt and sugar he eats in a year and once again I marvel at how expensive it must be to maintain 500 lbs. Shill can please stop his stupid monster screen gimmicks already. This time he had the baffled mother come up to the screen and start reading her insults in front of a picture of her daughter, which was all set up to shatter in segments after each comment. Ugh. I only watch this terrible show maybe weekly. The last one I saw Shill had a woman who was involved in killing her friend 30 years ago when they were teenagers and she had been released from jail in the last couple of years. Shill tried to hard to confront her and get a rise out of her but she stuck to the facts and it didn't work. I have no idea what the point of that show was but Shill opened it up with demanding "where are the parents!" and kids killing their friends becoming an epidemic, Mind you this is a 30 year old murder.

I never believed Nick was redeemed. But he gave a hell of a performance.

Grammy Sammi LOL Seeing as everyone including Baby Ari is so pouty and dour all the time I really hated the New Year's Eve episode. Only Jawlena gets a kiss? I really don't get the point of these writers turning everyone into a porta potty. Hope and Aiden being happy and finding strength in each other to slap down their spoiled kids would be fun. Jeannie T being happy and having a little support would be fun. I'm in the minority but I thought Nicky made a pretty good point about Eric saying nothing in the past about Shrewena. I still think he secretly prays on his penis in his sleep. ETA I did like seeing Gabi again. She's pretty and I don't think she's a terrible actress. I also liked a resolution between Gabs and Mewling. Mel is sort of effective in her quieter moments. You'd think she'd learned that by now.

Isn't MeLamei on temporarily? Another bad soap idea. The reason we're seeing actors with the same people all the time is that they call them in for a couple of days to do a lot of scenes then mix them up later. That's why there's the same wardrobe for a week. They can't pay for someone random to drop in, can they. (Figured out that the cat changed my keyboard settings to French Belgian. She's also tried to delete IE twice.) ETA I recall a scene where Paige was on her phone searching trying to apply for financial aid when she found out, and Eve told her not to. Besides, it was about a week before the semester started. I feel sad thinking about the life Bean could be having in Stanford. I'm filling in a lot of blanks but my understanding was that Eve kept telling her there would be more money soon so don't worry. I thought she was selling pharmaceuticals and that's why she was traveling I think she had reasonably good singing career income and had to take that job when her voice failed. Oh, and Dan didn't do the surgery. He refused when Eve practically opened her blouse for his groping pleasure and he said no and get another doctor No Eve fan here but they've been giving her some good lines. Today it was about how Frowny Jen would get lines, er, more lines if she kept it up.

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Eric probably has to use his dick between his hands to pray to god so as to ignore that he has one. So twisted. To the extent that he and Abs should take up beds together, family be damned. The whole pie thing. Really? Aren't we all over the fact Eeyore might, just might, have a penis? JJ having Jenn and Failure in his life absolves any kind of guilt on his part for me. It's Spanking The Monkey levels of abuse by Eve. I don't comment on Dan because he sucks except he's been there for JJ and seems not to be taking all of Mewling's crap.

Balanced? I have no idea what you mean by that other than the couple you spent paragraphs hating is off the show for months. What we have now is Mewling Mel who I'm grateful has taken time away from AbiFailure and the disaster that is Eve and Blank Paige. If you like that better that's great. And Eff Corday who has enough money for five or six lifetimes. If he turned the show over to someone who cares I think he'd be happier making more of the money he wants and spending his time writing bad music.

It's impossible for me to forget the Chad/Cameron storyline and how we were introduced to Abifail. She of the golden hooha ring club taking her dear sweet time to decide whom to boink with a smirk on her face and asking her besties who should I choose!!! As if everything in a relationship is up to her. In the meantime the guys sorted it out for themselves. So this time around we fully expect her to try to play Plucky and Chad. She has to know Chad so so more fine, and I giggle every time someone points out she has settled for a nobody. I want Grimace to slap her down badly when she finds out about the "anonymous donor" but leave enough for the line behind her. Really, how can show not know what a disaster this character is. Then again, I don't think KM has a clue either. Gawd what's in the hillbilly water anyway. I hate what they're doing to Kate. I had to laugh when Aiden pointed out tax implications. Creeepy don't pay no stinkin' taxes. Then I remember how Scabie was completely blocked from knowing anything about what happened with Gabi, Andrew, Chad. No one in her age group told her a damned thing and she was left wondering why her bestie Mel left. Oh please tell me show has some sort of awareness about her history and please tell me there will be a smackdown. How can Jen Jen have no freaking idea what a freaking sex freak her daughter is. My only solace is how she giggled in her daughter's face and said REALLY? when Failure admitted she was a virgin shortly after coming back. Jenn: I thought by now... Girl is so screwed up it's scary. I find Paul cute in a Sonny kind of way and men cry, but two close ups of tears back to back leave me little sympathy seeing how very self centered his is. His career, his closet, I want you back and I don't care if you're married. We can have it all. Ick.

I loved Chandler even if he did get a little smirky at the end. I'll never forget his scenes over what, a year? while coming out to himself and Marlena. He did the impossible and elevated Mar to levels of humanness. And gosh he and FS were cute together. Come to think of it, I bought into the possibility of CM having sexually confused sex with Gabi at the time. Imagine if that had been GW. Wait. Don't. Sorry for the image, folks. I have no idea why they had to go on and on about Nick in front of WillSon. I was disappointed Sami and the kids didn't stop by for the holidays because I too thought she was planning to when she left the show. I can't think of another reason for her to return anytime soon and the 50th anniversary isn't until next November.

I got the heads up right here about KM reading the xmas story and I thought I was prepared but good lord what a horrible job she did. All I can think is that she considers stilted, overenuncfiated reading to be good acting somehow, as if she were not an actor and reading it for the first time. I am so, so, SO sorry I didn't mute that garbage. It was much worse than I expected. And the teleportation was jarring. Lima Bean already forgave Suddenly Southern? Funny, I didn't see that. I'm extremely grateful Creepy Clyde and Grimace were otherwise occupied. Naggie inviting everyone over to Jenn's house anytime they wanted made me giggle. Still, her speech hit all the right notes. Jug and Doolie need to schedule a trip on the Titanic. Soon. As someone who doesn't have a family to spend xmas with, I look forward to the ornaments every year.

I don't see a single thing that leads me to believe there is a baby Eeyore somewhere. Sadly though, the thought of doing god's work to procreate is probably the only thing to light a spark under priestly parts, JJ's remorse is what keeps me coming back to this show. As much as I hated it I have to admit it was damned hot but the blame is on Eve imho. I don't understand the comments about choreography or awkardness. Anyway, I'm finding myself hoping he meets up with Lima Bean tomorrow because someone lit a fire under her and JJ deserves some happiness. Will's kid is as dour as he is. Can't they find a smiley baby Hernandez somewhere? Nobody wants to slap Ciara as hard as I do after the earring incident. I'm starting to like her but rooting for her mom to kiss and lurking is weird. Chase needs to catch a break. Joey exists. I was beginning to think he and his bowtie were mummifying in a box in Kayla's closet.

Because she really loves the Dumb Lug.

Jeannie T said early into joining the show that she was 27 or 28, I forget which. There isn't much of an age diff between Jenn and Suddenly Southern, I agree. Wow did CM make me cry today. He'll leave Lima Bean rather than see her crushed. Holy sheet. Sobbing on the way home. This young man has such a future. And he has those Roman statue lips. I don't think it's been mentioned that JJ was deliberately depicted as drunk when he did it with All About Eve the first time. Not to excuse it but damn. My son is 25 and there is no way in hell I wouldn't be responsible for seducing someone that age and JJ is only 18. Today though was Rage Sex which was nicely discussed upthread as far as reasons for having sex. Lima Bean got a clue and Southern had mascara dripping down her face. Pretty satisfying. Ciara redeemed herself being sweet and selfless with her granddad. Sure, Doug was an ass yesterday and the old guy has lost some acting chops but it was still nice to see him be given a few scenes. Sheesh, Patsy Pease won me over too. She's no longer shrill, she's smart and very wisely maneuvered the awkward situation Southern left her in to gently tell Lima Bean the truth. Speaking of, Lima Bean got her mojo back. A few surprise presents from Days today. I'm almost not hating an Adrienne/Lucas story if that keeps my cute little man on the screen. I felt for both of them today. Lucas putting his foot in his mouth and trying to make her feel better. I'd break a bed with him.

I'm afraid the vest/bowtie might be a thing. I've saw one checkout person with a gingham shirt and non matching bowtie tonight like Will, and one of the finalists in Master Chef Jr wore a vest every time, and the other one wore a bowtie. WTF. Why someone who has aged out of the part with bad hair like Will would want to dress older is confusing. And how many muppets had to die for AZ's coat. I continue to think Jenn has to straighten very curly hair which is why it always looks helmet stiff. Not her fault. Nice coat though. She's still ignoring her kids despite her overinvolvement but that's for another topic.

Words not to live by. Melanie declaring she's usually more adorable than that while crashing into Eric and looking him up and down. Nothing good about that. But I guess that's Mel in a nutshell. Be adorable. Puke.

They always say Mama is sick and can't travel but you're right. I like to think Days planned to get Pilar to sign on so they could start a new family with storylines that weren't about Hortons and Bradys all the time. Another "good" family. But Rafe, Gabi, Ariana and Dario (remember him?) were completely directionless without her to provide a home base. She would have called out her hijo more than once for his stupidity. And she would have given Naggie a run for her money in the attractiveness department. Of course, nobody can compete with Kate in that age group. Really, really dreading Paul's mother whom I expect will be portrayed as a "tiger mom" to get us to try to sympathize with Paul. (What, no nicknames for Paul yet?)

I don't think Sami had to give it back because it's my understanding they're all kept in boxes in Alice's attic. It makes me sad that Johnny doesn't have one anymore because I always worried about how differently the twins were treated. What, Sami would take them to Alice's and he would see Ally's ornament and not his? Or leave him at home? A few years back Days made an effort to have a lot of the old actors show up for Xmas. I remember Lisa Trusel (Melissa) was there and we hadn't seen her in years and years. Would that be so hard, Days? Drop the stupid plots for one day and let's see everyone back? It would be even better if someone threw AbiFail over the stair rail for real. Those two things would make my day. Damn, I just remembered. Didn't they let Failure read the Xmas story to the kids in the hospital last year? I wouldn't mind if they dropped that scene.

Oh, Yurp. I get it. I thought Melanie left for south Merika.