CraftyHazel

I feel like this group NEEDS the hand holding. Nobody has a clear vision that actually reads well. There are no Christians, no Sebastians, no Dmitrys here.

I’m a big PR fan, but this year’s finalists are all pretty average to me.

Barbara is the worst! I put her right there with my (late, ex) MIL who was a master manipulator and gaslighter.

He can’t even come right out and make a declarative statement, can he? What a weak excuse for a man. I haven’t been invested in any of these women this year, but Hannah Ann didn’t deserve to be jerked around like this. I hope to heaven she gives him hell.

I absolutely despise Mama Weber...she is such a histrionic mess. It’s all about Barbara, all the time. Ick. And Peter’s scar is pretty ugly.

That mother of Peter’s! Good grief, no wonder he’s so spineless!

I just like, feel like Madison is so like, inarticulate and like, vapid, and like, unable to like, put together like, a sentence that like, means like, like, anything like, close to like, intelligent. Like, Peter is like, no like, prize or anything, but like, I would like, have to like, slap a like, thesaurus like, down on like, the table in front of her and like, tell her to like, read.

If Usman is willing to have sex with disgusting Lisa despite not finding her even remotely attractive, doesn’t that make him just as disgusting?

Nobody is as naive as Yolanda is pretending to be. No way in hell.

There is some serious crap up in that workroom...

For me, Geoffrey winning is the only positive outcome. Nancy would be meh, and Sergio would make me angry. If Victoria wins, I may throw things.

ANOTHER PUZZLE?!

Because she was up against producer faves Aubrey and Tai, and because few viewers could name a single big move she carried out.

So, my hair stylist does drag and has worked with a couple of these queens, so it was fun texting back and forth with him during the episode. He also does some amazing drag hair and almost provided wigs for one of the queens. I’m glad no one was sent home, because honestly, everyone brought something amazing in one area or another.

The only ones left to root for are Marquise and Geoffrey. I don’t care for Nancy’s aesthetic, Sergio is talented but confusing, Brittany and Victoria I despise, and I loved Delvin until he joined Brittany’s Plastics. I think the odds are good that a complete ass is winning this season. If Geoffrey wins, I will be tickled pink.

Especially since she’s one of the most attractive girls there, by far.

You’re my people.

OJ Simpson, really? I question that decision. I do love football, but despite living in the Midwest, I have no love for either team. I’m just hoping for a good game and a few fun commercials.

I’m telling y’all again...Victoria is this year’s Hester Sunshine. The viewers don’t like her, but the judges find something so wonderful about her that it doesn’t matter what she sends down the runway. She will be in the finale, I’d bet on it.

When I hear Cleveland, I always think of Drew Carey and gang telling me how much Cleveland ROCKS!!! I’m old, though...

60 here, and hell yeah!

I usually hate everyone on these shows, but damn if I don’t actually like Juliana and Sarah and Max and Cece and maybe even a little bit Michael. I’ll see myself out...

Humble? Humility? ANGELA?!

I mean, my standards are kinda low, but Mike’s a cute guy. Uncle MethHead would be a deal breaker, but...

Mike isn’t having her baby talk BS...stay strong, Mike!