CraftyHazel

I hate this trend so much! I didn’t even know half of the so-called “celebrities” being impersonated, so it was hard to tell who was actually portraying their character well. I really dislike Silky and don’t understand why Ru loves her so much. She’s obnoxious and at the top of my least-favorite Ru girls of all time. I would love a top four of Brook Lyn, Nina, Yvie, and anyone but Silky. A’Keria was way over the top with her reaction to the phone call. I mean, glad you’re happy girl, but the cry/laugh/screech thing you were doing was NOT cute.

I’m actually enjoying James’ run. I’m sure it sucks being up against him, but I enjoy his balls-to-the-wall approach, and his range of knowledge is impressive. I hope he continues for a nice long while.

Maybe I shouldn’t say it, but... Thank you, Dateline, for covering a story where the victim was not a beauty queen superstar. Average looking people living average, modest lives are murdered, too. To watch true crime on TV is to believe you’re safe from violent crime if you’re not a candidate for People’s 100 Most Beautiful list. Poor Jessyka. And her poor family, surely second guessing their longtime affection for and support of her killer.

Nadine was the right call for elimination. What a sullen, nasty person she was. And her design was nothing special at all. I’m not a fan of Hester’s, but that was a cute look. But what happened to “too junior” as a critique? Because that look was very Seventeen-ish IMO.

Sorry for the hardcore snipping, but this is the paragraph I needed to address... In the beginning of their discussion of which diva to worship, they asked each queen in their group to throw out names. Scarlett said, “Well, I’m from the South, so Dolly...” Come on! Dolly is in on her own joke!! Her goddaughter Miley Cyrus was just there a couple of episodes ago. She’s a friggin’ legend, and is basically a 70-year-old, female drag queen. She’d have been so easy to worship!! Big hair, big boobs, hooker looks for days! Scarlett should have pushed harder...I mean, everyone knows Dolly!!

Hey, I’m a 70’s girl and I love Air Supply! And Bread, too!

Chris Harrison, “...the legendary Air Supply!!” Colton, Cassie, and 96.5% of the studio audience, “Who??”

He told them that and then said “just kidding”. His brother told him he was disappointed.

This is interminable! I just looked at the clock and we’re only halfway through??? I feel like the Royal Family made less of a big deal about Princess Diana’s virginity than Chris Harrison is making about Colton’s.

Honestly, Colton is so ridiculous at this point. He keeps throwing things out there: “Hey, you can still have hobbies. You can still talk to your mom and dad (even though I think your dad kinda hates me). You can have friends and a job and I won’t even check your phone every night! Just. Say. Yes!!!” I can’t stand Cassie, but I think she needs to run from this guy as fast as her ugly black booties will let her.

If you tell me my lunch is at the bottom of those cliffs and I need to climb down to get it, I’ll be in the car waiting for you to take me back to my hotel.

The men in this family are such crybabies!

I am not a prude by any means, but FFS, she’s just doing a meet and greet with the family, Colton...get your hand off her inner thigh.

I want to buy her a dictionary and some conditioner. Her hair is so dry and over-processed.

STOP. Saying. Like!!!

I don’t like Colton, I don’t like Cassie, so why do I watch? Best case scenario, they DO eventually marry and have a long and miserable marriage. No children, no love, just misery.

That, plus in the laundry room side there was no door, and she could just pull the basket directly out into the room.

I don’t give a damn about this idiot’s virginity. I hope he never gets laid. What the ever living hell would any self respecting person want with him after seeing him on this show? He’s not hot enough to overcome his many other shortcomings...and this from a woman whose ex looks like an angry mix of Phil Collins and a pit bull. Obviously my standards are fairly low.

He really is an asshole. Hannah G tells him how much it hurt when he did to her what Cassie did to him and he smiles, because he has Cassie now (I assume) and doesn’t give a shit about Hannah G’s feelings. Son of a bitch.

Sorry, but if you’re dumping my ass...especially on camera for the world to see...you get no tears, no hugs, no I love yous! Get the hell away from me and save your tears for someone who cares. And that’s true times two if I do still love you.

I feel like Hannah G really wishes there were no cameras or contracts at this point. She’s angry...probably would like to scratch his eyes out and throw him out the door.

I’ll admit I never got all the dislike for Colton...until he jumped the fence and ran off into the countryside like a six year old who didn’t get his ice cream because he wouldn’t eat his broccoli. He’s nowhere near mature enough for a relationship.

Do did redhead Elyse peace out of the whole shebang after Colton let her walk out? She was my girl crush for a few episodes...I miss seeing her.

LOL...that jump instructor is wickedly funny!

I love Latrice, but I think I love her more as “the beloved legend” than as an actual, funny, super talented queen with incredible runways. So I’m not a bit sorry to see her go. Ru can stop with the SHOCKED!! faces when someone eliminates her favorites. That’s how she set AllStars up, so she ought to have expected it. I still miss Manila. I’m not a Monique fan, but her runway was fantastic, as was Trinity’s.