WhineandCheez

Musings on James Carville: 1. I was listening, not watching, and at first I thought that it was Joe doing some of his "I'm just a dumb country lawyer"schtick. 2. Listening to James Carville is like closing your eyes and imagining you're on Disney's Country Bear Jamboree 3. He made a fuckton of sense. Apparently "Attorney General Roy Cohn" (referring to Barr) is now going to be the new phrase Joe pummels into death. Joe's balls are in it...

They were awesome! Rachel Dratch--ZAZOO! Can they do this every morning!

Wim Hoff has a great book out. Tim Ferris always writes/talks about ice therapy. Apparent;y you can burn fat even by having an ice pack on the fat pad on the back of your neck while you are watching TV.

8:07 AM: Mommy, I'm scared. I turned it on to hear Joe mid-psychotic breakdown blithering about capstones, Ken Starr, sandwich boards and Pam Bondi. Anyone out there who can speak and translate Scarborough?

Yes, he's quite sober and measured. If he's anything like me, he's mellowed out by the 10,000 grams of carbs consumed over the past 48 hours..... (increases seratonin...and fat) 8:50 AM: Whoa.. Joe just said that after the break it's going to be Women on Women. Does Anyone else out there see this as problematic (on national tv)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't either if I was from the Florida panhandle....

They are on Xmas break

You can reuse this statement daily--just put a merge field where Klobuchar's name appears. Mika is very excited for women to KYV, until a woman has a higher perceived value than Mika. I would imagine "Senator' or "Presidential Candidate Finalist" is of greater value than CoHost of a Breakfast Nook.

Omigod such a loong recitation done in a breathy self-important delivery. I turned it off after the 4th name was read.

Chloesmom, did you install a hidden video camera in my office? Sounds like me when the boss is around.

I haven't seen Heidi P in awhile (VS listening to her) Has she lost a bunch of weight? She looks so different. Has Kasey (insert lightening bolt) delivered yet? Has Mika announced how many centimeters Kasey is dilated???

Sweet Mother of God. Does Yoda by any chance sound like a Southern Auctioneer? But did it come with a Unitarian scarf??!!

Ok I turn it on and within minutes Joe is spouting, "You gotta put the wheat where the goats can get it." huh? I listened for 10 minutes more to what pretty much sounded like if you made Joe's statements into Magnetic Poetry. (which would be awesome to have, I'll admit)

Do you mean he said her kids attended PRIVATE schools? Attending public schools is no big outcry. When that whole Native American thing in her college years came out, it was specifically said that she got no awards or entrees because she checked off that box SO SUCK IT MIKE

No one mentioned that Schmidt also said that Trump is one of the most honest Presidents we've had, and that endears him to his base (IE "My goal is to pay as little taxes as I can")

Almost anyone is a devoted mother, unless there are mental or substance abuse problems. Also, It's easier with nannys and I imagine they had many of them with Barron. Heeee. Kennedy is now practically a cast member of either The Andy Griffith Show or Green Acres.

Understatement of the day, since Joe actually portrayed Collins as a braying Southern Auctioneer. It was actually pretty funny (for once). When did Heidi P get Barbra Streisand hair circa 1966?

I wish you could insert GIFs in your post, because I would insert the one with an arrow pointing upward and the girl saying, "ALL THIS" When Meeka reads an article, and not just the telepromptHer, she is so dramatic and breathey. It bothers me. It's like everything is a Trump GOTCHA--yeah right, they got him, yeah sure. I'm gonna miss Maya Rudolph doing Kamala Harris. Spot on.

Mika just used the term "Groovy" when referring to Biden's new "No Malarky" tour. Wrong decade, Meeks. How does Joe get up 30% of weekday mornings and stroll over to the Breakfast Bunker and do this schtick each time when it NEVER makes any difference and it NEVER will? I'm played out--why isn't he? (but of course, I don't get a fat paycheck)

Right now Mika is talking about how on KYV today. they are talking about the value of pets. Pets. Yes, having a rescue dog will help you grab that 7 million dollar salary... Ok when they were talking about OXFORD GRADUATE (head is spinning here..)Joe Kennedy why didn't Joe use his trademarked Dumb Southerner accent? (Unless I was rinsing my hair and missed it????)

During Donny's Bloomberg spiel I was wondering if he's behind Bloomberg because he's a fellow NY businessman or if he's being bribed, etc. It seemed like he was pretty strongly on Bloomberg's side?

More like an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Donny is wearing a pastel plaid 3 piece suit without a tie. Are 3 piece suits a thing again, or is this Prada's Spring line?

WTH was the connection he was making about board games? I was showering and heard some random new-sounding Southern accent coming from Joe's maw. Guess it was a SOUTHERN Ohio accent?

DAMN YOU OAKVILLE, I was just typing that. Have the Unitarians lost all of their style sense, because that striped wonder is fugly. Also, Mika is extra stammer-y today. Must have drained herself yesterday at that KYV event.