WhineandCheez

With a sheer panel--NO panties. Seriously. Someone in last week's thread asked out of the girls, who is the "beast" this year . I think it's Tanisha. She attacks everything with such gusto. And face it, she is not at all attractive, which makes it even harder for her . Unfortunately, her face is what put her in the B3. What else could it have been? She didn't belong in B3 at all. WTF??

I don't think it was the same group on each tour, because I specifically watched for that and didn't recognize people from trip to trip. Lachalan was good but Rodman slayed. I wonder if Lachlan got voted for because he is so handsome?? Karlous was my #1 pick from the auditions, but he later ruined it for me with his attitude. I am tired of Nikki's aw shucks attitude about everything they do and everyone they see. She needs to specifically try to get jokes into everything more.

First things first---P A S H A!!!!. Okay. I don't like Rickys partner Valerie. After the waltz i was like "Ok she's going home, her entire upper body and arms were lax and she was not graceful." And they get an O? I don't get it. Ricky is so silly, he's funny. If he were my Boyfriend though, that shit would get old fast. Lacey ye gods looks like a Real Housewife with the plastic surgery botched. Who gets their eyes/brows lifted at, what, 29?? Casey was very exciting. I am starting to see him as a contender. Brooklyn can leave, how insipid is she? The opening number made me start and think Wade had returned.

That whole private investigator thing is a production ploy. If she doesn't show up for a work out, the trainer, WHO THE SHOW HIRES, can call the company and report it. They have to kill 2 hours somehow. I would be please as punch if I ate family packs of meat and potatoes every Friday cheat day, and bags of chips, and skipped workouta and only came in 4 pounds over my inflated 3rd quarter goal weight? makes no sense. And Chris sadly shakes his head like Brandi just stomped on a puppy. It's so stupid. If I had the worlds most enormous arms as Brandi did, I wouldn't call everyone' attention to them with a huge-ass tattoo. Now let me go and adjust my knit horizontally-striped skirt...

I don't know why so many are writing off Lachlan. He has a Jerry Seinfeld type humor that is modern. I don't know why he couldn't win. So many of the others come off as old hacks, he is fresh and new. Rodman is endearing, that Baby Alive bit killed. DC came off as dated to me, with the kamakazee fake Japanese accent seems so 60s-70s.

My DVR cut out right before his 90 day weigh in so the rest of the show did not record. Can anyone tell me a quick recap of the outcome of it all? This show makes you think that all obesity is caused by emotional trauma. Don't think that is all true!

Chris just seems real and honest and every emotion is plainly written on his face. Heidi just does not have any kind of caring vibe. She has kids so she must---(a woman in the entertainment biz doesn't birth her own kids and risk ruining her figure w/o having a sincere desire to have kids I'd imagine) I also don't think its neccessary for her to wear those super short club kid dresses to the reveal,it's like she's trying to show off rather than the madeover person.

Musings: 1. Emilio was great in his 8 seconds—hitting on Hispanic girls. Was really cute. 2. Tanesha has the worst haircut I’ve ever seen. During rehearsals I could really see it close and it is a total hedge clipper job. She is not attractive at all, but she makes herself appealing (hair aside) I like when a girl does that. Not all of us can look like Jessicawiththehat. 3. Valerie the tapper is perky and cute but she taps clunky and spent ½ the song looking down with her hair in her face. Her partner (name?) was fabulous and had tons of charm, I hope he doesn’t fall to the Tap Curse, I’d like to see him in other things. 4. Jessica has an extremely expressive face—like Melanie did 5. Ricky was my choice for the win in the auditions. How could he not win?? Is an 18 year old supposed to be able to grow such heavy facial hair? It’s odd. 6. My choice for the go—Brooklyn and Rudy (with the shaved side hair) or maybe is giggling insipid partner (Karly??) 7. MALENA!!!!! Closest in charm and appeal to Anya I’ve ever seen. However, since she flubbed at NotVegas, maybe she won’t be able to deliver in the other styles. That folks is presence!!

I was laughing my ass off during the show. Chris' dramatic "We hired a private investigator" (who is proably the sound guy's cousin or something) and, unlike what most private investigators who nab cheating husbands or find long lost mothers, this one snaps Jayce lighting up by a chain link fence and--SHOCKINGLY--skipping his gym workouts. That one slayed me: dramatic voiceover--"well its 6 am and he hasn't left his house....Me again, it 6:22 and no sign of him...Well it 7:30 and he's at the gym... Oh Hell, he only stayed for 45 minutes!!!!" It was hysterical. Also, I have never been married but still, as an avid watcher of Disney movies, dream of my wedding day and my groom at the ceremony reading his vows to me, in a monotone voice, OFF OF AN IPAD. At this point can I digress and bitch about how on this show, and so often in real life, you can find a really fat guy (even without money) with a cute, thin girlfriend. Off the top of my head I think of that Middle Eastern DJ and the guy from Jersey who owned his own company with a stone-faced wife. But people, does it EVER happen the other way? Fat girl, cute thin guy? N. O. (no, that's not why I was never married!!) I don't beleive this guy was told over and over ad infintium that he could be a star if he lost weight. Maybe younger but not as this age. Also, I vote for the back child support being the reason he keeps losing custody. Isnt it usually?

That is my big deal, I hate when I see online errors. I hired a realtor to sell my Dad's house and the listing she put up had SEVEN grammatical or spelling errors. I was beside myself, and she tried to blow it off like it didn't matter. Junior Achievement!! I was in that in Jr. High! Our product we "manufactured" was a glass jar with bunny ears on it and jellybeans in it. On the old site, I had heard that he had a sales/delivery route for Schwanns frozen foods, which is like direct selling.

I think they made up for the lack of compelling dancers last night by ramping up the sob stories. I enjoyed ballerina whose brother was an addict, and the Slow Crumper. But I have a bone to pick--not that it's her fault--but ballerina is going on and on about her brother and they show photos and of course I am thinking he OD'd, and then she says anti-climatically, "Oh he's fine now and we have dinner together every week!" (paraphrase) What? To me if the brother recovered--that's not a story to cover. Sorry brother...

Ok, I rewound it and watched it twice so I could give an informed opinion and yes Virginia, Hatgirl did a striptease with some hairography thrown in for good measure. She;s very charismatic all in all, but that dance was too provocative. Don't mean too sound old but didn't have enough dancing in it. I'm hoping against hope that the breaker/popper guys get gigs for the mechanic from Wichita. he's good, but older folks who are self supporting can't always follow their dream of dancing, they gotta make rent. (unlike marketing major whose parents paid for college and now presumably are still paying for her to follow her original dream of dance. She rubbed me the wrong way.) All these kids think your dream means you make money from it. That's not the way it is--you do it because its what drives you and its what you love doing.

Me either--I thought they were going to say "no" and they go and give him a ticket? His hands and arms were blocky and stiff. Megan on her own at 12-- I am sure she was in the foster system-- did have a quiet dignity to her. But the (what felt like) 5 hours of shots of her wistfully looking into the horizon or doing a HMV were GAH! too much! She is unbelievably gorgeous though. Caleb whose father passed--ok this sounds bad--but when he pops up again in Chicago, goes on again about his late Dad's last voicemail and dances to a musical piece that starts with a voicemail--YUCK--it was all too literal. Like when dancers act out the words of a song, like making a finger heart when the music says "heart." HERE'S MY VAGINA!!!! this was decided like 10 years ago when the show started. It's the position (name?) where the leg is raised parallel to the head