WhineandCheez

Thanks guys. THAT I would have never figured out. I forgot to say that I have had it with that yellow (it doesn't deserve to be called blonde) nylon cheapass wig that Katya wears so much. A few weeks back, I mentioned that it looks like it came from the Adore Delano Spring Collection. Sometimes Katya dresses, I don't know, kinda old-looking. I wish she would do more with the Russian schtick.

Violet is growing in my estimation. I would not mind her winning. I would have liked her, however, to point at Donatella and say "Why you look so ORANGE?" Also, she did a good job of imitating Alyssa's, ahem, lack of a chin. Kennedy's runway dress was sublime. She did look a little greasy, or something, though. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT RU SAYS WHEN HIS VIDEO CLIP IS INTRODUCED ON THE FLAT SCREEN TV EACH WEEK? I cannot for the life of me figure it out

I mean that I think Alyssa and Jinx are homely men, but beautiful queens--yes. But YMMV. Finally got to watch it last night. Something about Jaidynn tugs at my heart. First I love her talking heads, but in addition she tries so hard. I like her alot. Kennedy has the most lovely eyes for a man. She has those beautiful large eyelids (like Susan Sarandon, Isabella Rosselini). Violet is really starting to turn me around. I like her personality better and better. She has the most gorgeous hair as a boy! What is it with Max-- raised Mormon or something? She is getting boring to me. I wonder if Fame has tried medication. What she describes sounds like ADHD or some sort of anxiety. Could really help her. (I watched Raven and Rajas fashion report for the first time and it wasn't all that)

Alyssa Edwards and Jinxx Monsoon. Case rests. I refuse to hear anyone talk about this show ending or petering out (oops awful phrase for this show). This is my favorite show in the Universe and I cannot live without it. I do have a question though--do you think anyone became a drag queen just because of this show, meaning to become famous via this show and only for that reason? I thought perhaps Willam, Adore and Shangela were in that category, only because they were actors (and Adore a pro singer) and this was a way to distinguish themselves in the entertainment industry. But do you see any of the new young queens getting into it only because of RPDR and the chance of be onTV? Also I am waiting for the first straight contender on this show. I hope it's coming soon. They are out there, right??

I know what it is, ohwell. It's his super pink lips. They look like Micheal Jackson's when he would wear that pink lipstick (or had permanent lip makeup tattooed on, not sure which). Jen was totally right, he needs some style. He seems like someone your parents would approve of and vote for, and who wants that?? Scott Borschetta had his ridiculous facial hair styled and thinned and now it looks even creepier. How can he not know how dated he looks? I wish Tyanna would up her game somehow--she is just dissapearing. Maybe if her styling was less conservative. I don't really know what it is. I was looking at Joey last night and was amazed that I realized she is pretty/cute. When you consider the awful hair style/makeup and dental issues she had when coming on, she looks good now. I cannot imagine her voice on the radio though, and that's what this show is all about. Final 2 will be Clark and Jax/Quentin/Tyanna in that order. I don't think Joey will make it that far? (Edited because I completely forgot that Nick was on the show! Boy is that a Freudian slip or what??)

Show of hands...who out there is following Scottt Borchetta's Twitter feed prominently displayed in the upper left window? Doesnt that sound like a blast? #80s hairgoateejacket. I want to know who was paid to smuggle in Rhinovirus Bacteria #9 into Daniel's Mountain Dew? I can be magnanamous now--take away the cold and Daniel sounded great, liked the song for him. Not Idol great, but #150 guy in audition line great. he certainly has a lot of confidence doesn't he? Will do him good in life. Rayvon took a lively rock woman empowerment song, sloooooooowed it down and sucked the life out of it like Dyson sales demonstrator. Joey has a cute guy! Maybe they smoke together. Taking off your shoes to perform on TV in stocking feet like its midnight at a wedding reception is about the most uncool thing I can think of besides rolling your Golly Gee eyes and grabbing your Golly Gee face each and every week. Nick needs to keep his god damned eyes open while singing. He should go to the Justin Guarini School of Eyefucking. I love Tyanna's raw talent but she isn't adding anything new to her performances. Jenny's outfit was cute and appropriate. Loved the husband jokes--she seemed real tonight quentin had the most awesome White Clouds of Spirituality in the background.

Initially I felt that sashing-awaying MKD was an age discrimination. The more I thought about it, even though she was charming in the LFYL, and had more energy than CandyHo, since she is a comedy queen she should have taken that emcee ball and ran with it. Her opening was just okay, and she should have slayed. I am sure Kandy will be gone in the next 2 weeks anyway. Max and Pearl winning was shadier than sitting in the California Redwood Forest. It was only done because Pearl 100% would have landed in the bottom if she wasn't the winner, and would have done another "subdued" LFYL, which would have been the end of her. Fame looks exactly like my great-niece who, if she wasn't due to deliver a baby TODAY APRIL 1, I would link her to the show and tell her to watch. I, of course, would watch Drag Race in the delivery room but not all folks are like me. FAME + CHICKENS = LOVE. Katya, whom I love, was wearing a wig from the Adore Delano Spring Line. Max is NOT going to win unless she loses the grey wigs. When you are doing Louis !V, fine, but otherwise, yuch. Grey hair will never be edgy for someone who does not have natural grey hair. Never!

I had forgotten to mention, WTF is up with Jessica Alba? She looks extremely different. Anyone know what's up--maybe she's been using her natural cleaning products on her face (Oh Ru, you'll take anyone's product placement)

I don't see what Abbey sees in Leo. He is a scumbag, and he isn't attractive, and he did supernaasty things with Leah Dunham (thought that was b4 he met Abbey) There's gotta be a better guy for her. I loved her and David. I don't even remember how they broke up. One great thing about this episode was that Fitz was in like 3 minutes of it. I loved Portia de Rossi's hair, not all mohawked like before. I loved having her have to say "Mrs.Grant" over and over all obsequiously. They could have used one of those Gloria Swanson wide elastic bands that pull your face taut under his wig.

Whoo watermelon, if I were you I'd lock my doors at night, because Alyssa Edwards is going to hire a hacker who will find out your name and address, then she's comin' for 'ya. If any indication of how she reacted to that "backfat" comment in her season. Fierce queen, there. Anyway, I thought Pearl looked awful as that snake. She looked like a total man. Her LFYL was alright. I think that Ru thought she has more potential and variety then Trixi. Trixi was always going to be what she was. And her Chinese/Mandarin outfit was hideous, it made her look like she had a fat ass, and not a "good' fat ass (like Kennedy does). But it does seem unfair that the best video, TANNING, was based on her idea, then she gets booted. Violet did Adore well. Adore--so busted, but so endearing.

ELLA LIVES!!! I saw a 1/2 second video of her! I had thought that she was a myth, like a unicorn or something. The old Scandal is back--at least for one episode. I never realized that this show was a rollicking comedy, but it is because: 1. Flashback where Cyrus tells James he will never ask him to compromise his integrity (HA!) 2. Flashback of Cyrus' rug--the 70s one on his head that is Michael is sweet.

Shades of Red, don't make me do math at 11:00 at night. I doubt there will BE a tour, so it may be moot. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: The Embryo was NOT the worst one tonight! Joey, how does it feel to know you were worse, in fact waaay worse than the Embryo. Her pronounciation-affectation has moved from somewhat annoying to officially grating. It doesn't work unless you are singing in a 1920s style jazz club in the basement level off the street. Get it off my TV. Best was Quenton. Good for him! What does America have against Adanna? She is good, and really pretty. What gives?

Yep, thats it. Especially since LD is a somewhat "larger" woman. Yuch. Who is paying those 2 to sit around Livs office all day in work clothes with no cases? Why do they even go in. This has been for months now. What this show needs to do, and do it quickly, is get 2 new interesting White Hats and start taking cases again. I see Cyrus's side piece has shown up again. Let the games begin..

Just got to watch it, although I knew the result prior to watching: Adanna: Loved her outfit and esp. the shoes!! She is so pretty. Its like she's not overly versatile, though. Rayvon--LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. Loved having all the backups and such on stage. Sang terribly. Awful. He will probably go next week Daniel--why should i comment since he will get sent forward even if he stands there with a pacifier and diaper. Oh, okay, horrrible horrible job. And smiling like God's special little one the entire time Joey--I am a visual person so I comment more on styling over singing. I think the stylists took her in hand and forced her to abandon her horrifying makeup and clothes. She looked fabulous, her looks get better and better each week. But i dont think she can win because of her horribly affected pronounciation. That can be trained out of her, whether it's habit or a regional accent, but I think she would rather go down dying than change it. Its like when Madonna would sound British--it takes you out of what the singer is doing. I don't think mainstream USA would buy and album listening to that affectation on each and every song. Anyone? Maddy-- oh god what a mess of an outfit and a wan listless vocal and stage performance. why does she look 30 when she's 16? Tyanna- I can't comment on my favorite girl, her awful performance of a trite song. BUT PUTTING HER IN A KOHLS BLACK DRESS AND JACKET IS THE EVEN BIGGER TRAGEDY. Nick-- can't he lose the Guido hair? He looks soooo cute in his knit cap. Clark--hair was roughed up a bit, helped mitigate his pink, gold, and blue white-bread-ness. He would look so good in hair somewhat like Keith, shoulder length. A hipp-er look for him would be nice. Quenton--nice try but a fail. I love when someone "Cooks" a song, but this was like adding substance to whipped cream. Its like he only sang 3 lines. No Likey Jax--dressed like 80s night one week earlier. Can't she mix it up with the face X? Take it off sometime? Its like when a contestant decides that bare feet is their trademark (like Alexis and some Asian dude about 6 years ago). So stupid. Quassim--judges locked it when they said the best performance of the night. They did NOT say best SINGING of the night. His literalness was killing me. I was expecting him to mimic a chiropractor when he sang " Spinal cracker she got.." However he gets some sort of trophy for BEST STANKFACE OF 2015. Kenny Loggins i would never have recognized. He looked great though, did not go under the knife and his voice was fine. I love seeing these 60s/70s icons still making music. I hope they let BoyGeorge sing. By the way Nile Rogers has a portrait of himself locked in the attic, aging slowly. J Lo, I was about to say her song was so trite, then i remembered 1. Its a kids movie song 2. I Luv ya Papi (last year) 3. Giant shoe song (2 years ago) INSERT QUASSIM STANKFACE HERE AND DROP MIC

I don't know why Kennedy isn't getting more love for her runway outfit. It was beautiful, vintage 50s look, made her body look sick, and dragging that purple fur behind her, with her face beat beautifully--isn't that what drag is supposed to be? Does everyone have to be some Raja/Milk/Detox advant garde performance artist? Max Turned.It.Out. I hope this signals the abandoning of that weird and unlikable grey hair/ Semi-British accent theme. I mean I was literally stunned at her runway. I saw a bit of it last week but wow, those legs. Its starting to become apparent that she is/was one of those theater nerd kids in school, but unlike jinx monsoon (who I still dislike, I'm just a bitch and can't get over it) I don't mind it on Max. Candy Ho also literally stunned me. I think she could have come in 2nd if she wasn't on the L O S E R team. Speaking of which, Katya, who I think is fabulous and witty, keeps getting bad luck. She should be a frontrunner. Also Trixi's star is rising. I am glad she can do more than just that odd painting she does. Ru getting furious was EVERYTHING.

Anyone see the awesome looking dude that sits with Quenton's family? Uncle, older brother? I see that style runs in his family. I wouldn't be surprised to see Bootsy Collins sitting there as his grandfather. Speaking of style, I would think that forgetting that sad thrift shop clown schtick would be Joeys best move. Tonight was the first night she looked attractive. Because of her I looked up Postmodern Jukebox and i understand what she is doing more. Her hair looks 1000% better curly. Anyway I think we can expect her to eventually cover "All About That Bass" Adanna was great. Quassim is such an enthusiastic young man. His supporting of his fellow contestants is fun to watch. All of Daniel's phrases/singing lines (don't know the actual word for this) are cut off. He does not complete the line/phrase, this is what amateur singers do. I think Nick will go soon. Tyanna deserves the win--I said before, she is such a natural innate talent, like a young Whitney Houston. She just KNOWS who she is and what she is doing. I think they will make Maddie into a star, she is exactly the same as Carrie and look at her now.

Tyanna and Clark sponged-mopped the stage with everyone else (except Quenton-very poignant performance). Tyanna has Beyoncé or Whitney Houston-like natural voice and performance talent. Its like God gave it to her . But she is Sporty Beyonce. Clark can sound amusement park singer-like, but this was a great song for him. Sarina--oy vey--last week when Harry said she was out of tune and everyone poo poo'd him--she was probably out of tune. That was bad. The Embryo being there is wrong and someone was robbed out of a spot.. They made over Jax--great job, she looks pretty now, and she didn't before. They gave her Gwen Stefani hair, scrubbed off the fake tan. Wow, she sang great. Did I doze off when Quassim sang? Because I saw him dance, I saw him perform, but I did not see him sing. The backups did that for him. Not fair.

I can't just look at this episode as stand alone, but as part of a series. So how comes a woman who 2 weeks ago was worth a billion dollars on the back market can stroll around DC with a mob around her and not get snatched? Its just too incredulous.

YES!!! Alexis to a tee! She's so unusual looking and pretty. That performance, combined with THAT outfit, and THAT askew hair bow and THOSE bare feet all added up to one of the worst AI performances I have seen in all these 10+ years. It was so horrible there can be no way she survives next week. Jax has a great body. Shi seem uber supportive to her fellow contestants. The camera is always on her because she is so gorgeous. It's almost like they make her the star of the show. It was the same in Hollywood week. Hope her modeling takes off since she isn't a pop singer (unless maybe in some smoky little "boite" jazz nightclub in Paris??) Joey and Loren better cut the OH GEE act quickly. I don't want to see it anymore. They have to stop plotzing over every little thing. You are supposed to be on tack to be made into a star, not some yokel singing contest. Joey showed she has a real voice and a real range. I was surprised. BUT WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH HER AFFECTATIOUS PRONOUNCIATION? she just made it up and its so distracting, I dont want to hear it again. I would also like to see her styled in a fashion other than Rockabilly for a change-up.

well now we know they don't do it that way, which is good. My bets for elimination are Shi, Shannon, Joey, adanna/Katherine

I wish he would shut up about how music is going to save him from back breaking manual labor. Like a career in music is a sure thing, like getting your CPA or becoming a doctor. Braces? If so I feel like I just had a "You damn kids get off my lawn moment"

Well I got it wrong. The first 4 to go thru contained 3 i thought would go. Its kinda sad to see Riley and Savion sacrificed for Adam and The Embryo. Girls may have a better chance than i thought. Hey over on the girls thread a Mod finally had to end a multi-page conversation on how yellow Joey's teeth are. But did anyone get a gander at Quentin's teeth--they have scroll-y looking shit glued to them. This is a trend i have never heard of. Its stupid, I hate when people fuck with their teeth and mouths. TEETH are never a fashion statement.

I am wondering how she got chosen for the show, perhaps its because she is inspirational with her weight loss, her ability to juggle kids, teaching husband and DRAG!! I don't think that America's Next Drag Superstar is going to be Phyllis Diller (or Bea Arthur, like magnolia--WTF was that?) BUT I think that Miss Fame, Pearl and Violet, although all are stunning--are going to have to show some personality in order to win. Beauty alone is BORING (in the RPDR world at least) Best line of the night--Ginger Minj, "Can someone be a Christian and loan me some scissors"

I watched the preview and I'm gagging! The Shadometer is set to 11, which is always great. I think Trixi Mattel looks like a badly done version of Bianca and the 46 year old queen, while very nice, doesn't have the face for it. I was pleasantly surprised by Mrs. Kasha Davis, Katya and the PR queen (name?). Of course Violet and Miss fame are divine, but when they know it, it takes a bit away for me. Whats with the grey hair, Detox, Imean max??

It's true, watch 70s movies and on women you see yellow teeth, wide hips and boob-less female chests! Its jarring, compared to the norm we have today. THAT SAID: Even if I were not appearing in high def every Thursday night in America's living rooms, if I had an obvious detriment like the VERY yellow teeth Joey has, I would do something at least prophylactic like not wear dark red and fuchsia lipstick. The porkpie hats don't help either.