WhineandCheez

Kemper, I feel gratified that a worldwide pandemic hasn't tampered down your snark. Re-run of a golf tournament?? Does he sit in front of the TV and golf-clap by himself? She's been Wildensteinesque for about a year.

8:30 AM I just found out that the KYV website has a complete overview of the coronvirus, THANK THE LORD! You know, Joe and Mika are inovators--they piloted the entire "don't come into work, work from home deal." And We thought they were being lazy and entitled!

Oh Christ! Doesn't Joe realize that that's something Trump would have, and has said! I'm surprised that Ms KNV (not to be confused with KY) hasn't said anything about Bombshell, out in Redbox this week. If you ever think you have an awful job ladies, watch it!

I am hoping for Mika's sake that the inability to read a TelepromtHer isn't a symptom of coronavirus. This AM she stumbled on "information." GEEZ

They are so correct about her not painting enough. She has club makeup not drag makeup. I'm thinking something having to do with the Brady Bunch that infringes copyright? Kim Chi as Anna Sui slayed me. Looked just like her!

Umm, they said Trump was MORBIDLY OBESE. I laughed my larger-than-should-be-but-not-morbidly-obese ass off on the way to work. Whoever that urbane British man was he got me off to a good start today. He was talking about foreign perception of the US re: coronavirus, and said something like "foreign governments know that in the US no one is in charge of this shit. I chuckled and was incredulous that the censors would allow that, when I realized he said SHIP.

Let's make the rest of March Oakville Appreciation Month. He gets one complimentary Coronavirus test kit!

Now that Bloomberg is out, I'm fine with Ratner again. Bring on da' charts!

Did Joe go on about Women Voting in the Rain? How about Women Voting in the Tornado??

HAHAHA, his Florida friends, which are all Republican and wearing plaid pants with golf shoes.

Well this explains why when I switched it on, I thought I had landed on a Billy Graham prayer breakfast. It was weird.. I had just gotten into my car and Mika was talking, and one second in I knew it was about KYV. When she talks about KYV she's all breezy and Gee-Golly, salewoman-mode. Blerrggg.

Well Mike and I FINALLY agree. I did it. The whole thing was a shande, and I don't speak Yiddish. On the up side, Mika looks super today in a black wrap-type dress and I am liking her hair a lot. Of course, none of the above will help her mispronounciation...

Who was the guy who works out a jillion times a week and gave up meat? I was in the shower.

He merely wants them to join the queue of women in line, standing and voting in the rain..

OMIGOD how did she pronounce it? Nem Aist?? You can't tell me Mika hasn't done yoga. I'm sure yoga is big amongst KYVers. She's like "Why are they talking about the beef in a Steakhouse??" Okay I seriously read this and was wondering why Bernie wants the government to pay for Masters in Fine Arts....

She prefers Akira Kurosawa and Jean-Luc Godard. If you watch to the very end of MJ, after the credits roll, a black and white screen says "FIN."

This is just about the most needless statement ever posted here. If those pants were a soft "Nantucket red" than that is an old photo. Because Joe grew up on a beachfront compound in Nantucket, Imean the Florida Panhandle.

Oooo Oooo Mika just said that Bloomberg should have come on MJ. Was your invitation rebuffed, Mika? So, Joe and Mika's love affair with Bloomberg seems to be over after about two week (cant access quote button) Nope, going by their track record, they will regularly have him on the show,thus inflating his ratings and free TV coverage, and they will cap it off by flying to his resort mansion . FYI, today I can see that last night Hallie Jackson was sporting some In Da Club-level false eyelashes. Looked weird

It seems so wrong to hear Ratner talking about the candidates, especially about Bloomberg. Yeah, they do the obligatory Ratner/Bloomberg disclosure every time, but it's like having KAC on to talk about Trump. They are just going to be biased. I almost think Ratner should not be on the panel on segments when candidates are discussed.

Monica Alba looks like Kendall Jenner. I wonder if she also has a Momager? The show will be interesting tomorrow after Bloomberg makes his debate premiere.

I seriously read this as, "Doesn't Meeka do a column for COSTCO??"

Can anyone cross stitch this onto a pillow? Or at least reconfigure the MJ logo to include this? Truer words have never been spoken. He sent him a dozen blunts, along with the request to apologize, and the offer to have Mika re-record "Nuthin But a G Thang."

It wasn't a defense of what Gayle said (which was something about the fact Kobe was charged with rape like 20 years ago) but the fact that Snoop called her a Bitch, and now she's getting death threats, and he didn't retract his comments/posts/tweets, and he is still on TV as of today doing his cooking show with MS. And Roseanne lost her show because of comments, etc etc. Pfft. More like OPRAH!!

I honestly don't think I have EVER heard Joe react so violently on this show than to the Gayle King/Snoop Dog segment. I haven't even seen him be so crazily unhinged over Trump. I use the words "crazily unhinged" with trepidation, because I think is rant was worthwhile, just can't think of other terminology.

Joe was talking about how awful it was that trump used to mock Jeff Sessions and his I-sound-dumb Southern accent. Yes Joe, you have never spent months perfecting your I-sound-dumb Southern accent and liberally used it on this show, have you?