WhineandCheez

Willie just now, after showing a montage of Trump's histrionic 2016/2020 speeches: "Well that was cut and pasted from Stephen Miller's Facebook page" Hee--so dry Willie, so dry....

I just watched the Kimberly Guilfoyle/Dwight Shrute mashup speech, which was great. What was, however, even greater was the stunned, shocked and squirming silence of the MJ panel after it! It was a marvel to see. I thought it was a joke the way the camera panned out to show her all alone at the end. To have had a guy in the front seat jacking off-would've been a nice addition. THIS SHIT BE KRAZEE!!

Does he have Bots writing his books--how can he publish so many each year?? Yeah, you mean like my boyfriend of 10 years???? Her speech is one of those things that makes the slog through the mess politics have become worth it for a few minutes. First I thought Josef Stalin, followed quickly by the balcony scene on Evita, and on the heels of that I thought "Somebody Photoshop a Revival Tent behind this shrew!!!"

Holy Cow I thought the guy on the right was Steve Bannon and you were commenting on something that hasn't been on the show yet! "Rolling Blackout" is my fav.

Something Mika and Nigel Tufnel has in common.... Now wait a minute here, haven't you ever tried to wear a black jacket with black pants of a different brand and find out that there are actually like 20 shades of black. Variety!! Is Joanie still alive and can she come and bitch slap Chachi???

Oxygen picked the W R O N G number for the finale, or else they would have won. They have a habit of picking badly. I hated the winners--all they did was flail around the stage, who cares? Oxygen deserved that win.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but "Muss-go" is probably an aternative/cool way to say it that most people don't know. Like Dick Cheeney. Also, Mika thinks that "Scarborough" is pronounced "Scar-bur-oh", unlike how it is truly pronounced--"Douche-Bro"

HOW DO I GET A SHOT OF DONNY"S SHIRT TODAY?? Mika's clothes: Honestly I think she wears a sweater because often she has mentioned the studio being cold, and I think she puts on her "office sweater." You know, walk thru any office where women work and many have a sweater on the back of their chair that has been there for 7 years! This, and a subconcious twinge of wanting to look more intellectual, not look like the gal who nabbed her co-host away from his marriage, not look like those Fox tarts. That said, for a television news personality on a major network , she looks like a mieskeit, too frumpy for her job. So is Joe when he sports the flannels...

Today, 7:20 AM we were treated to a discourse about all the things the US Postal Service is used for: 1. Delivering mail 2. Delivering Covid-19 medications 3. Delivering mail from US military members Now everyone reading this has to click the ""useful" light bulb icon.

8:07 a.m. Kamala Harris appeared on KYV. Well guess she's a future president shoein now...

I tuned in mid-rant, and was about to turn it off when Joe said something kinda great--talking about Trump thinking he solved North Korea problem and Kim Jong-Un: JOE: "...but this guy puts people in a paper shredder!!!" When, I ask you, have you ever turned on a morning show and heard that!!! He followed it up with a much weaker, and slightly less compelling riff on offering cake to the Chinese PM, which I didn't get, but whatever. It was a real Primetime rant today.

Actually, he's peeing his fleece.

Not if Pres. Trump wins again--then 4 more years of this MJ drek. It would be interesting to see what they will talk about if Biden wins! Nothing to rant about-- 2 of the 3 hours will probably be one of those old 1960s looking graphics that used to be on the TV when they were no longer broadcasting

Mika ALWAYS does that when she reads something by Joe, or talks about his shitty band's reviews. It's a tone I like to call "Chirpy."

Are JuJu and Derrick Barry dating or are they just close friends? Because when Derrick arrived, he and JuJu hugged a reallly long time, and later they were holding hands. JujuBee is my tied-for-first place Favorite Queen of all time (with Alyssa Edwards) AND ALSO MY FAVORITE CANDY OF ALL TIME! (In High School, we sat in the movie theatre and had contests to see who could stuff the most Jujubees under their upper lip. But I digress...) I felt like in most challenges she was a bit off--like 15% off. The outfit wan't quite right or the performance was a bit subdued. Her humor is flawless and her read in her first season is my favorite of all time ("are you canceling your Barbeque, because your grill is fucked up!) All this said--Shea brought it big time and deserved the win. She is a total package for sure.

Just finished the series. I think that Dr Nazarian's outfits in the consults are hysterical. Yeah I'd like to walk into a consult and see my doctor in a strapless or spaghetti strap top! And that nurse Jamie she's definitely talented but oh boy I walk in and see that plastic surgery and pillow lips I don't know if I'd want to have her working on me. Dr Nazarian is really cool and even though she does wear a ton of makeup, if she if she's had any work done, it's naural.

Yeah, nittanycougar I did one of those cartoon double blinks when I saw Joe and his suit. Looks especially jarring for the 96° and humid day we're having on Monday. Anyway I just wanted to say that Heilmann either had a stylist come into his kitchen before his appearance on MJ, or he has some kind of green screen from Architectural Digest.

All we can hope for is for her to go back to her scarves, then Oakville can report on them everyday, calling them "Unitarian Scarves." (thus brightening his Florida life, since nothing is going on there--ha!)

What kind of fuckery was Kennedy's lipsync? She was told to throw it. Kennedy not doing a death drop??!! It looks like they took a corset and strapped that shower curtain onto her right before she went on stage, so all she could do was promenade around. Cracker looked like a Preteen ice skater. Terrible! This season blows compared to last regular season. At least there is a lot of sisterhood and none of that throwing out the person whose on top--although it seems the producers were hoping to get that result by messing with the format

Elliot, after unsuccessfully trying to copy and paste your post about Eddie glaude to ask you what is it that he did during the 2016 election, I just googled it. Oh man that was a stupid thing for him to say. However I think many of us did things in the 2016 election that we're rethinking now, and I really do like Eddie and the things he says on MSNBC

One thing I forgot to mention yesterday was that I thought that Anand had lost weight and also his hair was not so krazee. Everyone else in America has unruly hair because of Covid closings, but Anand's gets more controlled! First and foremost, let's hear it for the Old and Cranky! Everyone get off of our lawns!! Now that that is over-- I cannot wait to hear what Les Twins say over Mary Trump's new tome, when it arrives in 2 weeks. If they appear on the show now until the election, and Trump wins again, they'll be accused of getting him re-elected!!

Princess--how many dollahs did the tix cost? Curious....

Why is no one posting about MJ either Friday or today? IS this thread locked for some reason???

Kemper, I just saw this and I am so sorry. I don't usually go on the Small Talk thread. I used to LOVE the comments Mr. Kemper would make as you reported them to us. Very dry. Take care, please......

This is ridiculous--they all go on to work for Right-Wing organizations and think tanks. Is Sara Sanders (that hag) selling Avon now? I think not. Does Joe think that 50% of the country is just going to decide not to be Republican anymore? I guffawed out loud when Willie referred to Kayleeeeeeeigh's comment that Covid was just a "few embers" at this point, and Willie said she made it sound like you can just turn a garden hose on it and all is fine. (paraphrased) I admired Carville's I Don't Give A Fuck T-shirt look. I always enjoy him.