Brooklynista

Wait. After Family Chantel had disrespected Abuela by not getting out of the car and calling them scammers who wanted to marry an American for money, they were supposed to greet Chantel with a hug and a kiss?? Not where I'm from. Even if she was right, once you disrespect granny you're dead to me.

Ok. Video hoe like I thought. Well she's playing to her qualifications.

As an ole ass video hoe no less. She's probably being cast as the mother of video vixen number 3.

Did Pao's manager take her to a hooker open house? That's what this party is right? A casting call for hookers?

Maybe she uses them to help hold down the cheap weave/wig?

Service SHE insisted he enlist in. If i were Javi I woukd soend all of my days wondering if this was all a long con ( we know it was). Berate this dummy into joining the Air Force, have acces to his benefits and have the ability to screw around once he's deployed. Kail is so lucky Javi had Peaches advising him and not me. I can wear you down with a serious level of petty. That's the thing with a beast like Kail, she fights dirty and wears her opponent down until they cry uncle. Thats why she keeps on with her bullshit. I'm glad she met her match in Chris. Sorry for that baby though.

And thats exactly what i would have done. I might move my stuff to another bedroom but move out so you can have your new dick in OUR house? Oh no ma'am. Take your ass to a hotel for your bumping ugly sessions. Let's see how into you he is when he has to split a hotel fee. Now I would have security cameras installed in every corner of the house because I dont trust that cow.

No way you can compare an agreed upon adoption to your wife coming home knocked up with another man's baby only a few months into your marriage. That's like comparing apples and...frying pans.

Nah. If I came to my white husband with a brown baby and said " aww..she looks just like you. Dontcha think?" There wpuld be some furniture moving around that house. Yes, legally he would be on the hook but no way would "biology isn't eveything fly". Josh is far more accepting that any man or woman I know. Infidelity is one thing but concrete proof that you didn't think enough of your partner to practice safe sex?

It's only noon here in NYC, but I'm prepared to declare this the internet win for the day.

BWAHAHAH!!! Bout damn time because she was getting her ass tagged every week.

I agree. I would love to see more of their day to day triumphs and struggles and way less will Carrie finally capture Big's heart. Does Christina work? I know we saw her taking life skill classes with Angel but I don't remember hearing about what else she does with her days. If she's high functioning enough to live on her own she must have the capabilities to do a couple of hours a week like Rachel. Or maybe not. But I would love to watch and find out.

Is Tariq going to need AA? Hes been drinking nothing but Lean for the last however many weeks. Has the poor dummy even had a glass of water?

Maybe something like

Woukd it have killed Starz to pay Anika Noni Rose a few extra dollars so we could have goten a full song out of her before she was offed?

I agree. Its possible. But I have a shiny quarter that will bet it's way more basic. All the respect to Josh if he can put that behind them and raise that cute little girl as his own.

Ummm...who does this little chocolate baby belong to?

What got me was Nova putting her new stuffed animal on the TV stand next to what were surely her other daddy disappointment gifts.

Vee for President!! Vee is all tea and all shade. Damn these cameras. Kail is a dummy and too quick to hop on new dick and that is not the kind of woman we want around Vivi. Go head Vee!

Did I really need shots of Vann's uncle laid out in the funeral parlor? Was that an attempt at added drama? Let the man rest. Geesh.

Weird that Chantal's spanish is better than Jorge's. He really sucks at everything.

Pao is so cute. She thinks Russ is the reason she won't be getting more modeling work? Bless her heart.

It would help to know how Chantel and Pedro have set up their finances. If they have a joint account and a separate personal account, then what Pedro does with his personal funds should not rattle her cage so hard. If he's contributing what they agreed on Chantel needs to simmer down. If she can buy herself a $3,500 ring, she can send a few bucks back to DR. If she doesnt like sleeping by the stove, they need to get pen and paper and reconfigure the finances together.

Wait! Pedro's abuela made sancocho and the family Chantel didnt get out of the car?? Their loss. Chantel wasnt listening to the leave/cleave part of her marriage vows. Pedro is her family now and her when her daddy told her to get back in the van, she should have been woman enough to stay by her man.

I just rewatched the last few episodes, not sure why and I may have to let this show go. It's really turning into Sex in the City with Steven as the unattainable Mr. Big and Megan as Carrie Bradshaw. The constant dramatics over this breakup is ridiculous. Megan having a tantrum and tossing pillows around a room? Having Rachel and Elena tend to Megan like a wounded bird?. I'm surprised Megan didn't have to be spoonfed and nursed back to health like Carrie after being jilted at the alter. Kris needs to work on refocusing Megan's attention away from marriage and babies and into life skills and self love.