Brooklynista

What was Carl baking that was magically ready after all of the Wolves had been wiped out?

I fucking love Carol. I wanna have a bunch of Hannah-esque babies w her.

Cate really has the matronly Aunt Agnes look down pat. I don't think I've ever seen a cowl neck on anyone under 45.

Was it me? Or did I see some promo for something called The Warlocks, or The Westbrooks or some shit and one of the girls was claiming to be seeing the dirty Garbage Pail kid? When did the universe start spinning backwards and it became cool to claim a man who looks like a walking STD? Gold-Plated ruby glass chains for everybody!! You get a green neck! You get a green neck!

Did we ever have any true healing with lumpy butt? Or was it just an hour of her being a nasty bastard? I didn't see any leaves out of the big purse or sitting in Iyanla's lap, no cradling, nothing but stank a dank. And that shit was gross! How you have silicon leaking down your legs and you still nasty. If ever there was a time to siddown and be humble, this would be it.

I wanted Corey to ask Leah why Gracie only has ADHD at her house. Is it like the panic attacks Janelle is able to schedule during Kaiser's nap time?

Andre Royo showed up on the second episode of Season 2 of Empire. I hope we see him regularly. Bubbles will always be a favorite.

I'm gonna give a slow clap for O'Shit getting his Johnson snipped. But my heart breaks to know that there are chicks out there that are letting him run up in it raw dog. Just ewww. Is HIV not a thing anymore? Can I have that gold brocade skirt Skye wore at the bridal salon?? She cleans up nicely.

What's with these chicks and their parting gifts? Leah doles out babies, Jenelle doles out rap sheets.

Crazy but Nipples laugh reminds me of Jim Jones when his brain had finally turned to mush after all the drugs he was taking. Cackling like a hyena.

Bubbles!! Any show where I can catch some Andre Royo is alright by me. What day is it? Is nobody going to look for Vernon at all? Do they think he's playing hide and go seek and they've forgotte who's turn it us to look for him? Wouldn't Lucious be looking for his Ace Boon to visit him in the Pokie?

I want Teen Mom OG to be cancelled November 2016 and see how long he sticks around. He'll certainly move on to a Teen Mom 2 mom.

What was the point of Willie for Day26? He said all of 4 words. If you gonna bring back something that pretty from the bowels of Bad Boy at least let him say a few lines.

Can we just go ahead and give Sky(y?) her own show? She's the only one of this crew I give half a damn about. And yes she is the realest one of them. Dutchess talks way too much shit about how badass she is, right up until Skyy brings it to her. Dutchess shuts her mouth right the fuck up when Skyy is "Yeah bitch what?" And how is O'Shit still getting ass?? and another possible baby? He should have 4 different strains of HIV by now.

Why were there sneakers on top of Chelsea's fridge? Me no likey.

I love seeing Javi being all tough and puffing out his chest about Joe being cheap on child support. It just fills me with glee knowing that soon and very soon Kail will tire of liver lips. Soon he will be on the other side of that park bench in Joe's seat, begging her to not rape him with child support. It amuses me how he just can't see it coming right at him. Keep talking shit JAvi. Your day is coming.

Oh Huck, I sure didn't miss you. Quinn "hurt your insides"? DaFuq does that mean?? She violated your anus? She hurt your feelings? Use your big boy words!!

^^Yup. "I'll let you go for killing the boy, but I want your family prosecuted for hiding a car." That just don't make no sense!

I'm so over these people. I mean, who leaves a free, unattached gun. If they find it on you and confiscate when you get back to camp at least you tried. TRY PEOPLE!

So I guess that means I should actually watch this week before deleting? Sigh, ok.

Ok no seriously, this facially challenged O'SHIT can really call these chicks from the alley behind their building and say "Hey, bring me down some pussy so I can hit it raw"? And they do it? With their man upstairs?? Huh? Is everybody Uptown blind?

Oh no! I'm pretty sure it aired last week. It was more like a highlight (lowlight?) show. Best of Deputy Lyle and everything.

More like they're playing STAY away with the kid. Kinda like Hot Potato.

Hoity asshole. I'm still surprised she even wears shoes.

Where was Jim getting $270k to pay Celine? I thought Katherine was the one with the money. Would Katherine really not know Celine was getting that amount? Why would Katherine pay her husband's whore AND have her working in her house, in her face all day every day? Just don't make no damn sense.