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Nine pounds in two months? I thought her morning poop would weigh more than that.

Too bad her new apartment isn't Versailles Palace like her old place, huh?

Groin infection? This wasn't even on the Bingo card. Huzzah, huzzah!

Is she wearing the same t-shirt as her daughter? Oy vey.

Do they make Mother's Day cards for selfish hosebeasts? I imagine Angie J. has a huge collection of them by now.

She needs pee pads in case she has to go during the night. I can't even with this one.

Oh, fuck. If my father did that to me, there'd be anthrax in the letter that Lola would ask me to write.

I'm voting for 682. And is "Kau'lin" the Kryptonian spelling of "Colin"?

They can call them Stuffed Eggs, which is a quite common term if you're using something non-spicy in the filling. But the plate needs a pop of color so, by any name, they should be served on a bed of Devil's Lettuce.

689 is my guess.

Why the fuck did Erica get sumo wrestler hair????

Half a loaf of bread and a jar of PB. Is she feeding a freakin' day care group?

I'm guessing 714.

Living in a tent city? A fundraising campaign for fat camp? Holy fuck.

Hi Pounders! My eating habit was a burger on an artisanal bun with sauteed mushrooms and onions, accompanied by delicious crisp cucumber slices and carrots. I don't know what to say about AJ - I hope she's a success, especially after last week.

Now that we're getting RealPhyllis back, can we get Billy Miller back as RealBilly? Pwetty pwease?

Hi Pounders! My son and daughter-in-law and I went out for Portuguese chicken with homemade piri-piri sauce. Yum! Tea and TLC time, everyone!

Hi Pounders! I have a lage glass of unsweetened iced tea and a Pop Tart for my eating habit. "Go potty?" Srsly? And did she take the entire breakfast buffet from the Holiday Inn with extra sodium????

Well, we're behind in Canada in terms of PW shows, so those breakfast burritos were new to me. Also dead to me, because I don't think I'd eat anything that looks like cat yack. And I'm always amazed about how little Ree knows about food. She never discusses deglazing the pan, she doesn't know any adjective other than "flavorful" to describe her food, and I think her palate is deadened from all those gratuitous chilis. If not for the snark value, there would be no point in watching.

Okay, they don't "partake in intimacy" because they're not married. If that isn't incentive, I don't know what is!

Hi Pounders! Who's snowed in?

Hah y'all doing? My eating habit is homemade cocoa with biscotti thins.

I'm watching the Canadian feed as I write this. I can't believe this will be the last air date for the character of Neil. It's even harder to wrap my head around Kristoff St. John not being here.

What a heartbreak. Rest in peace, and may your family be comforted by their memories of you.

Hi Pounders. Hah y'all doin'?