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About to grab some Froot Loops for my snack. How y'all doin' everyone?

Here's the Nanaimo Bar recipe from Anna Olson. She's the anti-Ree - calm demeanour, an excellent teacher with a wide range of baking techniques to impart, and no gratuitous use of sprinkles or canned whipped cream! http://www.foodnetwork.ca/recipe/anna-olsons-nanaimo-bars/16550/

Thanks, Lura. Consider yourself on the invite list! The kids took home all the leftover chips and cookies. The tea is from David's Teas. I got a gift certificate for Chanukah, and it's a total splurge to drink a flavoured tea. Check out their website if you don't have one in the mall near you. It's the next phase of the Great Canadian Beverage Invasion - first we brought you Tim Horton's.....

SQUEEEE! I love the Super Bowl almost as much as I love Thanksgiving! My son and future daughter-in-law came over. I served veggies, chips, hummus, guac, Korean pancakes, samosas, pulled chicken sandwiches and for dessert, macaroons and clementines with Caramel Shortbread tea.

Gaaaack! That mass! I can't even snack after seeing it!

I had an external fixator (like that) on my wrist following a cycling injury. It didn't hurt, but I was grossed out every time I looked at it.

Another bed with cinder blocks.

How y'all doin? OMG, that poor young woman!

Oy vey, I just went to the Food Network site and read the recipes for yesterday's debacle. Since my mother's attempts to cultivate a ladylike appetite in me were futile, I am no stranger to giant burgers. But this is just gross! Why the fuck didn't she just use Kraft Dinner instead of making her own mac & cheese? She's using Kraft cheese anyway, and her palate has been dead so long that Briscoe and Logan were the ones to call it. Are home defibrillator kits her new sponsor instead of Land O' Lakes?

We Canadians get the eps after you do - please share the awfulness! We got 16-Minute Hog Slop Dinners, complete with Todd's friend for hire, Rambo Reed.

Using Mason jars for their original use? How anti-hipster! I want my t-shirt to say I CAN EVEN. I LITERALLY CAN.

Behold the awesomeness of pink camo! I may have to dye my hair red in order to best showcase the Pawhuskalicious cap. https://www.wholesalehats.com/Style-Number--9031M

grisgris, that's the fugliest cap I've ever seen! Too bad they don't ship to Montreal, because this lil' filly would totally buy it! I wouldn't wear it unless there was an M-16 waving at me, but still.....

It's been a slice! Next week should be a real snarkapalooza.

OMG! She has a shoe pocket organizer for her various supplements!

If she went to Weight Watchers, she'd learn about proper portion size.

622.3. And she's my height. Holy fuck!

She has at least some degree of independence. And she's wearing footwear! (I have wide feet and those Crocs don't fit me - how can she wear them?)

But, but, but it's a sexual experience. And licking is sexy! [/sarcasm]

Is asking for help more mortifying than the TLC Shower Shot O'Shame??????

Hi! It's the first time this season that I have been able to participate in Live Chat. Squeee! Oh dear God - Cinderblocks under the bed. no undies - this is a compendium of other scenes!

I could give it a shot, peaches. Send me the link. Thanks a BUNCHA!

Oh, I must read Kicking and Dreaming! I saw Heart in 1977 when they opened for Rod Stewart. I saw them a few years ago with Joan Jett opening. Heart's encore as a Zep medley. Amazingly wonderfu!!l

So, basically I have a 40-year-long collective crush on curly-haired blond Brit lead singers. Daltrey, Plant and Ian Hunter = so awesome! ShoePrincess, if you take requests, I'd love to hear Bad Romance. That song was made for the accordian. (BTW, I have seen Weird Al in concert three times too)

Hi, ShoePrincess! grisgris, I saw The Who a BUNCHA times (twice, 40 years apart! My son took me the last time for my 60th birthday!) Won't Get Fooled Again was one of the many highlights. Roger Daltrey still has an amazing voice - he nailed the scream at the end of the song!!!! As we take over the Merc, will we have to sing "Meet the new boss/Not the same as the old boss?" Because there will be some new sherrifs in town! We'll slash all the offending items from the menu just for starters. Our slogn: Gender neutral food that on't kill ya!