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Benji's a good C-cup, maybe a D. And he's married with kids.

Hah y'all doin'? My eating habit tonight is tea with almond milk and a bowl of puffed wheat instead of popcorn. Shower scene. With skin ulcers. Huzzah, huzzah. Fuck a duck, he has a girlfriend? Maybe she suggested Suffer for the tat.

Sweetened cereal was restricted to Saturday mornings in my house growing up. It was considered a weekend treat for us to watch during Saturday morning cartoons. Occasionally I have a nostalgic craving for Froot Loops. But I usually have unsweetened oatmeal for breakfast.

You can tell that my expectations are reaaaallll low when eating at the table is a sign of functionality.

Hey y'all doin'? He has serious orange peel skin!!

Now I need to adopt a house panther and name it Killmonger. Squeeee!

I just checked Bobby Flay's recipe for Shrimp & Grits. He fries the bacon before building the rest of the sauce.

They should have aired this episode on Halloween. Between the maggots, the hidden chip wrapper and Herburt the Pervurt, all we were missing was Pennywise. Or Penny.

I'm betting 62.

Unlike LB, that's the only running she's ever going to do.

*lifts lid on hospital dinner* Oh joy! *gaack face* Seriously, I can't even.

Fuck a duck! She's shrieking like she's having surgery without anaesthetic. I can't even with this one!

Those sweet little children eating at the kiddie-sized table while everyone scarfs down on the couch and/or bed! Learn from the kids, people!

If Chris Powell were the advisor on this show instead of Dr. Now, LB would have been competing in a triathlon. When I saw him cycling, it was one of the most motivating things I'd ever seen on My 600-Pound Life. When the typical "feel-good ending" is someone being able to fit into the front seat of a car, you know your expectations are low. I hope LB continues to do well.

That was definitely beer.

My father lost a leg due to diabetes. He was counseled against gaining or losing weight, because fluctuations would make his prosthesis not fit properly. I wonder how this guy will fare.

Hi everyone,. How y'all doin?

I'm an eeeevil city gal, so I clearly don't know any better. Oh wellzzzzz.

Today's Detritus: Breakfast Hacks. What can I say about this dreck? The woman can't pronounce muesli, for fucks' sake! It's not Mew-sa-li. I'm gonna compile a list of all the words she's mangled throughout her TV career. If I'm not back in four days, send a search party out for me.

Butter tarts, for those who are not fortunate enough to have tasted them, are basically pecan tarts without the pecans, but with yummy raisins. Another Quebec fave is Pouding Chomeur, which translates literally to Unemployment Pudding, but the more PC version is Poor Man's Cake. It's a self-saucing cake with caramel sauce. Read all about it here: https://www.ricardocuisine.com/en/recipes/4365-pouding-chomeur

She probably shaved a few pounds off by holding on to the bars on the scale. And how can she get her life back when she doesn't seem to have much of a life in the first place??

Awww yeah! Pre-appointment snacking!!!

Montreal - we're getting it now! Haaaaaate snow!

Wheelchair to commode to wheelchair transfer? Oy!

"Food was my hug". I need this on a t-shirt!!!