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And don't forget the disheveled Tino with tousled hair and a 5 o'clock shadow when Rachel was interrogating him! Meooow 😋😅

Hahaha you remember my little crush on Tino 😄! I might consider going to Stagecoach if Tino was going! I wish that Tino could be on Bachelor in Paradise too- he's a hunky slab of a man with gorgeous eyes and great bone structure! Maybe he'll show up later in the season? I hope so 😉

I'm getting MAJOR "Fatal Attraction" vibes from some of these girls 😄! Haven't any of these girls been on dating apps? Most guys wait until at least a month or two to make things exclusive as bf/gf- not one date, GENEVIEVE!! 🤭 Shanae could give less of a shit about engagements- she's here for a good time and that's part of the reason why guys are flocking to her!

I'm turning 34 tomorrow and I'd be the resident cougar at Stagecoach checking out failed influencer Bachelorette hunks 😆! Where's my lip gloss and string bikini?! I'll update you all on "my journey" when that time comes! jk😅

Thank you! I might just give it a go with one of my string bikinis tops if I end up having a beach date with a hunky guy next summer- just have to find him on the dating apps 😄!

Thank you for your explanation! You've spared me from the hassle of tangling myself up in one of my bikini tops to try to figure out the BIP bikini look 😄

Are some of the girls wearing their string bikini tops upside down? I'm seeing a ton of side and under- boob.

HOT 😄!!! Thank you! What a hunky man! His wild hair reminds me of Tarzan ☺️

So Zach's season has already been cast and the ads for casting that are posted during the show are for future seasons? I could've applied and been cast as a cougar with a bold/twisted sense of humor! jk 😄- I don't think he could handle me anyway, so good luck to Zach in his "journey" 😉. In all seriousness though, Tino just kissed a girl once at a bar in a drunken moment, whereas he had to watch Rachel passionately tongue down dozens of guys each week in her "journey" and even slink away with another two men for fantasy suites- that's televised infidelity! Why couldn't she be more understanding? They've known each other for only 2 MONTHS of filming- the Bachelorette engagement ring is the emotional equivalent of an elementary schooler proposing to a crush with a candy ring pop! On another note, Tino looked handsome throughout the season with styled hair and a clean-shaven look, but I'll take post-breakup Tino's appearance any day! Tino looked incredibly HOT with his disheveled dark hair, intense looking light eyes and a five o-clock shadow when he was fighting with Rachel- damn, what a hunky slab of a man 😚💋🔥!! And I absolutely LOVED how during the fight, Tino pulled a Chris Hanson and brought out the transcripts!!! Rachel was furious because her Disney Princess pro-victim card was being revoked and Tino was laying it ALL out- no holds barred! Go Tino- he'll be in no shortage of dates in So-Cal! That man's dance card is full!

He really is such a nice guy, and all of the band members were so nice! Brett's eyes are a super gorgeous light blue in person- they look like two beautiful little hotel swimming pools! I had a crush on him when I watched Rock of Love and Celebrity Apprentice and I thought- now's my chance to meet this 80's rock and roll hunk! 🥰😅

It was an incredible night 🥰! Sometimes I even find myself smiling while washing the dishes or vacuuming and thinking to myself "Brett Michaels called me lovely Louise? And he held my hands? And he hugged me?!" It's a really great memory and maybe I'll even buy another ticket to see Poison again in the next year or two! 🙂

Oh, your presence will be missed in the live chat- but I hope that you and your daughter have an amazing time at the concert! Story time: I just went to my first ever concert in my life at 33 years old two weeks ago since I'm deaf in one ear and wanted to preserve my hearing- I got myself a VIP ticket to see a one-night show featuring Joan Jett, Poison, Motley Crue, and Deff Leppard in my city of San Francisco. I got a VIP meet and greet with Brett Michaels and Poison and I ran in in my cutest outfit with hair and makeup on point and I introduced myself and all of the band gave me big hugs and when I got to Brett, he said "Hi lovely Louise!" (such a hunk!) and he hugged me in a great lingering hug and then as I finished the hug, I told him that he was my first ever concert and I preserved my hearing for 33 years for this day and he held both of my hands while we were talking and said, "This means so much to me that you waited all this time- you're going to rock out for your first night and Poison and I are going to make sure to rock out and have a good night for you!" I then got to take a photo with all of them and told them that they were all ultra-hunks, and it was great to meet them! I was 10 feet from the stage and at one point, Brett recognized me in the crowd and pointed at me and smiled and I pointed at him and smiled and then he touched his heart! #swoooon hahaha! Such a great night and I'm sure you and your daughter will have an incredible time at her concert 😄!

Wow! She has a killer dancer bod, and I want to know what types/brands of hot tools and hair spray she uses on her hair! The curls even stay put while she's dancing! 🙂

I'm still waiting for the "most dramatic finale ever"- maybe I'm spoiled by trash TV 90 Day Fiancé knock-down, drag-out fights, but this episode did nothing for me in terms of drama. The fights weren't explosive and Aven wasn't even yelling. I want door slamming, swearing, smeared mascara and stomping on marble hotel floors! Maybe there could be a 90 Day Fiancé Darcy & The Bachelorette crossover series "You NEVER loved me- you LIAR!" 😅

They're both so boring that I thought, "Who are Johnny and Jason?" 😄

I totally agree- they're all hunks! Wow, I didn't know that Gabby dated Dean- I bet they looked really cute together 🙂

I also think that Tino is hot: tan, great bone structure, nice mouth, bushy eyebrows, feathered hair, light eyes, nice build. He's definitely a hunk! I can't deny it 😅

I cannot believe the fake-out of having to wait another episode of this show! I stopped my whole morning and watched it yesterday on the couch wrapped in a towel with my hair wet because I thought, "It'll all be over soon and then I'll happily blow out my hair!" But no- they're wringing this season dry! And Rachel was a Grade-A bitch to try to manipulate Zach into second guessing his own strong feelings- she wanted to get him to break up with her so that she didn't have to feel like a jerk and leave him. By the way, Zach is a kind and intelligent hunk, and he has a HOT masculine, deep voice- if he's the next Bachelor, I'll happily watch. Let's wrap this shit up already! Bring on the sloppy make outs, sunburns, random ambulance shots, lizards, and drunken sobbing of Bachelor in Paradise 😄!

Thank you for clarifying the Bachelor in Paradise Host! Ooh if Jesse can speak Spanish in addition to French, that'd push him into ultra-hunk dreamboat territory for me 😅😍! Also, your profile photo of that chocolate croissant looks so delicious- I bought one of those pastries the other day and thought of your profile photo! I like Jesse too- he has great salt and pepper facial hair, he's friendly and an all-around hunk! Even hotter now than when he was The Bachelor 😊.

Does anybody know if David Spade is going to host "Bachelor in Paradise" again? He was so funny last season! If Jesse hosts the season, I'm ok with that too- especially if he's in a swimsuit 😘

I read the Reality Steve stuff and Nate basically lead on a girl for a year and a half and met her family and friends, even went to a wedding with her as her +1, took multiple trips to see her AND started dating another girl on the side and led that girl on too. When Nate was questioned by both girls, he rudely called them "nobody" to reassure each girl individually that there was nothing to worry about. The guy's rocking a fucked-up haircut, needs longer suit pants, is a player and kept his daughter a secret from the longer-term girl even though his daughter is "his world". Maybe he wanted to protect his daughter from meeting women, but he certainly didn't care at all about protecting these women's feelings. This is unfortunately all too common in the bleak world of modern dating apps- a lot of guys will give the complete "boyfriend experience", but God forbid you assume or ask for exclusivity/ "what are we." I'm glad these girls outed Nate for wasting their time and leading them on. And he needs to ditch the Claire's faux-pearl necklace on his way out of his first/last attempt at reality TV fame.

I vote for Roby Sobieski as the next Bachelor- he's a hot magician and looks even hotter with his original brunette hair color. Tyler is absolutely adorable, but I'd feel like he'd look younger than most of the women his age. Another option for The Bachelor would be David Spade- take me now, David! 😅

His Biological Beard clock is ticking! 😄

I thought the same thing! Especially when he made fun of her cowgirl boots and said, "Go write a country song!" and dramatically flicked his wrist with the remark. Matt makes the late Liberace look butch! Matt reminds me of a time I tried to give a closeted guy the benefit of the doubt and on the second date and he was talking shit about his girl coworker's outfit, and he said in a catty voice, "Sweetie, nobody wears black with navy!" And I thought to myself "Oh no siree, get me an UBER or drive me to BART- I am holding out for a hetero!" 😅

Hahaha spot on with your RHONJ reference! Back Atcha is right about your profile name/photo choice: so funny and clever! I am a major 90 Day Fiancé fan, I love it! 😄