JayDub1987

I just got to watch, so I’m late. There isn’t even much to add. I really think Kody has reached the level of assholery that has left him truly believing his own shit. He also doesn’t understand the term “gaslit,” but if we’re being honest, it’s been thrown around so much in 2023 that everyone uses it when they’re disagreed with. The guy is a shit husband and a worse father. That’s what he will be forever remembered as by the people who watch this show and the people who are the result of his sperm. Robyn is a puppet master. The minute Meri mentions inviting everyone, Robyn had to shut that shit down. She doesn’t want Kody to make up with his other kids, because that may take a fraction of his attention away from the fruits of her loins. No one outside of her own home matters to Robyn, and she doesn’t want anyone outside of that home to matter to anyone else. She never once said “I hate that Ysabel doesn’t have a relationship with her father.” She bitched about how Christine leaving affected HER kids. Don’t give me the whole “I wanted to watch OUR kids and grandkids.” Robyn gives zero shits about anyone she didn’t push out. And she only cares about them when the Nanny is off work. I wish nothing but a lifetime of misery for Kody and Robyn, as they’re both just miserable, selfish humans. If her kids are as much like her as I suspect, I don’t wish much better for them. I guess Aurora and Daytun or whatever his name is are adults, so I have no reservation in saying it about them. Brianna, King Solomon, and that little brat with the paci (who is apparently gonna munch on that thing til she’s 16) are on a fast track to miserable adult lives.

I've binged this show today, so I'm sure I've missed a couple things. They can bill this as a "social experiment" all they want to, but it's a reality TV show competition. While it may have been inspired by a social experiment, people are on this show to win money. When you combine that with the fact that these people know they're going to be seen by millions of people on a TV show, no one is acting "naturally."

I’ll go out on a real limb here and say no one outside the Robynite cult can stand any of them.

Mine involves whiskey.

Mrs Dub just pointed out that the other wives couldn’t have earrings, but of course since Robyn had them they were fine.

It doesn’t. In fact, the Jews who left Egypt in Exodus used their earrings to make a golden calf. God got pissed about the cow; not the jewelry. Of course the Bible also doesn’t say you have to marry a bunch of women and produce a gaggle of kids you don’t give a damn about to get into some sort of paradise either. Kody (and most of these cult leaders) make up the rules to control people and get laid.

Robyn freaked out that there was something happening that she wasn’t controlling. I like Paedons insights into this shit storm.

She doesn’t give a shit about anyone but her and her spawn. Kody’s obsession with Covid borders on fetishism.

There's a "she's full of shit" joke to be made here....

She literally has Kody all to herself at this point. Anybody would need drugs or alcohol to deal with that.

He can't do that. They don't relentlessly kiss his ass as he requires of his minions. You know...Robyn and her gaggle of mindless disciples.

Well, when you establish a cult, you don't really bank on people running off. Unfortunately (at least for him and Queen Robyn), Kody was a shitty cult leader.

Update from my previous post: 9 minutes. It took Kodouche 9 minutes to piss off Mrs. JayDub.

Depends on what you think it means? Lol She got away from this shit head and his fake crying favorite wife and reverse-aged at least a decade.

Sadly, I've been looking forward to this shit storm. Let's see how quickly Kody can make my wife angry

She absolutely can! I’m hoping she’s only involved in this crap because she wants to be on TV. She’s clearly too intelligent to be with him. She shouldn’t have to explain to him how to think out whether or not he’s ready to be a stepdad.

Elody, you can do better. I’m not sure De Andre had any redeeming traits. Run.

Chelsea out in the vehicle being the crazy ex, serving as the weekly reminder that adults can't be friends with someone they've had sex with unless there are kids involved, and even then...I don't like the odds.

De Andre sitting on his couch with two phones….but I’m sure it’s “business.”

If this woman was smart enough to have a real job she’d realize she could just dump the mooch who is giving her money to his side chick.

Jordan is so stupid. She gives him money to keep up his side piece and is still gonna believe anything he says. She deserves it.

How much does she charge for that? Asking for a friend of course.

Anytime! And yes. But I didn’t wanna spoil everything that we hadn’t heard 1659491647 times.

Hey, did y’all hear? Carlos grew up in a conservative family that didn’t know about him. Just wanted to make sure we got that out there….again.

Let her wear that to her visa interview and they’ll get the federal government moving. Not sure I’d have been able to leave that behind….well, behind.