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Brandon’s parents are wound up WAYYYYYYY too tight.

After watching him eat the ice cream, I I went to my online Walmart grocery app and added Nutty Buddies to my list. Dis is not a good sitchy-ashun.

Heather is always the victim. What adult woman is “terrified” of losing a friendship...especially one with a psycho rage-aholic like Jen? I think Jen is beyond help. But Heather would really benefit from some therapy and self-esteem work.

Oh, Heather...take the alimony and run, Girl!

Is Heather in the National Guard? Sharieff “not talking” to Jen is immature and unsupportive. And not productive at all.

Steph, that grey eyebrow pencil and orange lipstick...not a good look. What is up with the awful makeup this episode? Next episode looks...interesting! Lots of conflict...I’m here for it? Good night, 90 Day Dudes and Dudettes.

I got that, too. I think we crashed the site. We are “HOT” tonight!

Zied is so cute, he is taking it all in and taking pictures like a tourist. Natalie and Yara could take a lesson from him. On the other hand, Rebecca is acting like a lovesick adolescent.

Zied has House of Eleven sunglasses!!!

Dummy Andrew needs to figure out how to get to Mexico City. He can rent a car (it’s an 11 hour drive) or take a plane, bus, whatever. Instead he is lounging around the resort complaining.

Zied’s positive attitude makes all the complaining women seem even more awful. Her daughter and daughter’s boyfriend are being jerks.

I got one last year but I need to expand my repertoire Lots and lots of air fryer ideas on Pinterest, and most of Trader Joe’s frozen products cook up great in it! Rebecca’s eye makeup is wonky but her daughter looks like fire ants invaded her eyelids.

These women are all miserable, gossiping a-holes. And horrible mothers. Money can’t buy class (ask Countess deLessips or whatever her name is) nor can it buy happiness. Jen in the oversized red jacket with huge shoulder pads in her talking head:

This reminds me of that other TLC show a few years back about another Family Band...”The Willis Family”. They were portrayed as a big old wholesome music-performing family...until the father was arrested and sentenced to 40 years in prison for child sexual abuse of three of the daughters and some other girls not in their family. Father Plath gives me that kind of creepy vibe.

You mean New Orleans is too good for HER. It has also been posted several times that Aspen is supposedly actually Betty’s sister and her real name is Ashley or something similar.

Sounds like a combination of Big Mike’s beliefs and the Teletubbies.

What did I just watch? They expect us to PAY for that crap? Shaun, Brandon, Betty, and Ron discussing sensation with and without condoms was soooooo cringey. Lord help us.

Why would Betty need therapy for the rest of her life because she heard her son and his fiancée having sex? She is BONKERS!

When I was in college I spent a weekend visiting some high school friends who attended BYU. They lived in the dorms, and there was a soft drink vending machine in the basement. Caffeine is forbidden, the selections were “Lemon-Lime”, “Orange”, and “Root DRINK”. I kid you not.

I was hoping she would pour that bleach on into the softener dispenser and ruin all the clothes...

Ok, I thought Hazel’s parents’ church was a lot, but this spiritual center of Tarik’s is wackadoodle! They have a couch roped off where the founding psychic laid down to connect with people on different astral planes...say what?

I have one of those, too. Also a tortoise shell. The vet told me they are the least laid-back variety (giving her vaccines was a real adventure!) She has been been good companionship during quarantine but she drives me crazy, she is practically swinging from the chandeliers 24/7, too much energy!

Hazel is bisexual and is planning to be in a marriage with Tarik with a girlfriend on the side...but she insists getting married in a church...?

I am 99% certain she is NOT a doctor of any kind. She looks good for 62. Unfortunately she is claiming to be 52...