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YAY!!!! Makeovers with Marshall!! I love him.

I don't need someone respectable, lol. I know this show is trash. I just want a host who can ask pointed questions and not let the participants run the show. I would bet there's some D List reality show vet who could host...like that woman who used to do the Bad Girls Club reunions....(Hello, my name is kacesq and I'm addicted to trashy reality shows.)

IIRC, Tara got with fugly husband while still with hubby #1, which led her to tell us that Persians frown on adulterous affairs. Unlike, you know, almost every other ethnic group. So if she did cheat with Shervin, that's the second marriage she's screwed up. Unless she and the husband are trying to get back on TV which I so wouldn't put past them...

So did Tara from Newlyweds dump the husband we saw her with on that show? Or is she cheating on him with Sherv?

What Jesse's stepdad said to Darcey was horribly rude. Accurate, yet rude. However, what should make Darcey more nervous is the completely nonchalant way Jesse went "Oh I love you too." when they got back in the car after meeting the folks and Darcey, insecure as f*ck, goes all whispery "I love you." And Jesse's response had the same amount of enthusiasm he's shown...well just about this entire time. Happy to be spared Abby and whatshisname last night.

FWIW, the host on this show was just as useless this year as she was last year. Why can't any reality show find someone decent to host these things?

Paul putting all those stuffed animals on the bed is just so creepy and disturbing to me.

I wonder if the family is angling for reality show fame....and Darcey continues to irk. No Darcey...you don't look kinda young, you look like a woman of a certain age who had work done. Lots of work.

Ooooohhh I didn't know the thread was open. First, I loved Father Karine. His facial expressions were perfect. He's a retired cop? Yes! This bodes well for Paul... I liked Patrick until he started spouting off about American women and respect. Please. Also Darcey was ridiculous about not having her rings...did she think wearing a ring she bought herself would convince Jesse's parents they were engaged?

And honestly if she did turn down jobs, it was probably because they were things she didn't want to do...she's pretty much demonstrated she doesn't care if Russ approves.

I admt it, I loved Loren asking Anfisa why she never got a job. Also, I lmao at Russ telling Paola she hasn't turned down that many jobs...and Paola, if you want him to defend you, maybe you should've defended him when your BFFs mocked him to his face and you giggled about it.

It opens when the show ends.

Does anyone remember Andrea from that design competition show on Bravo? She was a needy emotional mess on that as well.

Yay! A forum!!! I didn't see the second ep yet but I want to know in what universe Krista Allen's kid is a model let alone a supermodel. Also lmao at his TH about not wanting to be known as Krista's son. Oh honey, no one remembers your mama. That's assuming they even knew about her to begin with...

Bethenny definitely was right. I love her in that clip.

And I am HERE FOR IT, lol! I said earlier all the Americans are unlikable but Darcey for me takes the cake. It's the obvious thirst while bleating about her girls, how she misses them, etc. I'm a single mom and I can't imagine leaving my son to go chase some twentysomething gym rat. Did Paul give Abby the ipad? Was it for her personally or to sell? She seemed very business like accepting it.

There isn't a single likeable American in this bunch for me. Cortney lost me with the " I traveled the world and other cultures are more family-oriented and not as corrupted." Spare me, honey. You just got done introducing your parents who have been married forever. Darcey is so desperate and thirsty. No one's ever pulled out a chair for her? I'm an average lady from NJ and plenty of dates have done that for me. I am now #teamchris simply by default. I do think Abby is playing Sean but he's so desperate and creepy, I don't care.

I do not get the judges' love of NJ Brianna. I didn't really see anything special or unique about her. Also, remember a few years ago someone did a solo in a ponytail and the judges kept harping on it? why was that ponytail so bad and Brianna's ok? You know what judge I enjoy? The guy from Lucchese Boots. He's not a total horn dog like Neal and he usually has nice insights. I also love Marshall. As this is an extended season, I hope we get to see a lot of the makeovers. I don't understand why Katelynn didn't make it into TC. I didn't think her look was *that* bad and she danced beautifully.

Does Dorinda look orange to the rest of you? YIkes. I don't like Ramona's dress at all.

I'm trying to figure out if Abby is sincere or one of the better actresses we've had in the franchise. i don't like Jesse. He's too smooth. But hey he bought extra toilet paper which is the way to every woman's heart.

Although I will treasure the scenes of Paul and his lockers (he brought venom extractor!) is there some reason he couldn't pay to have her come to a major city in Brazil?

I find Darcy's hairline to be very distracting. I have no sympathy for her getting her heel caught in the escalator. She dressed very impractically for a flight.

I'm lmao at Pao talking about how professional she is and the shoot is after she spent all that time telling everyone on the crew her husband would have an issue with it. I'm sure that's exactly how Gisele Bundchen handles photo shoots... I feel like this makes me a bad human being but I can't work up any interest in Loren's storyline.

I think the only chance those two have is if they tell both families to butt out. And I don't see that happening. I was originally siding with Pedro but the entitlement that wafts off his sister and mother was too much for me. is tonite the finale? if not, how many more episodes?

I'm beginning to think Chantel and Pedro's families deserve each other.