Grifter Lives

I think that Mike is Natalie's 3rd: 1. Greek Cypriot 2. Ukranian traveling businessman Mike

And because they're afraid that Asuelo will throw them out and her family will join in the fight (including the in-laws).

And nobody questions her female best friend, Juliana. Julia's all over Natalie's cashflow, because she's planning her escape.

Not to be mistaken for Sasquatch.

This. And that's why Pillow Talk sucks. Not one of these people is funny, clever, self-reflective or insightful, but they all gripe about the current cast.

Tiffany doesn't understand time zones. But she's not dumb.

It used to be that TLC liquored them up for the drama. But, now, it seems that Mike came drunk. Ronald's probably high, and Jovi threw a few back, but can hold his liquor.

Shawn to Tiffany: You were packing your stuff and leaving. What happened? Well, she got to Maryland, and then NYC.

Now I'm going to have to look. At least I won't see anything.

Just like his children!

Jovi is actually wearing a button-down shirt (not a t-shirt). This may be a first.

Shawn needs a card for every, "Wow," and "Moving on. . ."

I think that we're seeing Betty in disguise.

According to the tabloids, Jovi had plastic surgery, too - for his sleepy eyes (not lazy eye - that's Jenn). I have to look to see it.

Mike's showing off his revenge body. He's put on a lot of weight, but is still smaller than Tiffany and Kalani and Angela.

I have to pile on: His voice is annoying. The only thing more annoying about it would be if he also had Big Mike’s high, angry voice or Angela’s cackle. Instead, he compounds it with his simpleton demeanor and conversation and sexy talk. I don’t believe her claim that she was a 28-year old, sex-positive virgin when they discussed having sex for the first time. She should have embraced celibacy, instead.

About a year ago, Kalani posted on Instagram that she worked in a group home for teen mothers before 90-Day Fiancé. She would have been living in California then. I suspect that she wanted to have a child when she became pregnant with Oliver. When she had Kennedy, she claimed that her pregnancy was a surprise and she couldn't use birth control because she was breastfeeding. So, there may be some (or a lot of) willful ignorance on her part. We know that Asuelo believes that condoms are for slut people and he wants 7 or 9 children. So, I doubt there is any intelligent discussion about contraceptives.

I'll miss you all next week. I'll be at the Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement for two big Steelers classes.

I agree. That fight was a letdown after the season-long tease. It wasn't about a primary subject. The build-up was too choppy, and nobody called Tammy's bluff to incite her. I wanted a pile-on. Family Libby better not disappoint next week. But, who am I kidding?

Kalani told Kolini in one of the bonus scenes that she'd like to try for a girl - maybe not immediately.

Sadly, I'm going to miss it. But, I do plan to go to Seattle for a Kraken game.

I think that we have 2 more episodes and a 2-part tell-all.

When Natalie leaves, she'll be taking Mike's car. Juliana should have driven her own car.

I saw that, too, and he looked a little perplexed when she said that Chuck never met anyone from that part of the world. After all, Thomas is European.

The coven and Thomas are jealous of Andrrrei. This is a sign of the apocalypse that they're getting a scene without Libby or Andrrrrei.