Grifter Lives

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Mama Kara: I'm thinking of Kara from 5 to 9 to here we are now at 29. I guess Ages 10 to 28 were the black-out years.

I swear that the German beer hall was the site of the high school reunion. Too bad that they can't recycle the balloon arch.

Kara has a full bottle of wine on her counter for her preparation. With a twist cap.

I guess I won't make money, since we want to (air quote) snark (air quote). Tonight, we'll learn that marriage is not a fairytale.

Mother Bile's speech was completely self-serving and obnoxious as her son. She can cite religious tenet about the man's being the head of household, but conveniently ignores his duty to provide for the expenses of the family, including the expenses of his spouse, which is the right of the wife. That would include her branding and yoga studio. Yet again, another person has to remind Shaeda and the audience that Bile was so hurt in previous relationships. That didn't stop him from enlisting his ex-wife in the pre-nush push. He should seek therapy. A few interesting points: Bile is not the only son; the father is deceased (but Bile's real estate empire is in the father's name); Shaeda was allowed to use flame and scents in the model home; Bile asked his mother to talk to Shaeda. He's such a coward that he has sent all his female relatives to deal with Shaeda and the pre-nush.

Her name is Rio.

Poor Guillermo has to wait at the altar, while Kara pulls her face out of the toilet bowl.

Thais is so benevolent. She wants to go back to Brazil, but she doesn't want to break Patrick's heart.

I think that they defended their dysfunction and her ruling the roost with their shock that "Men are on top," in Africa.

$4K, but he spent nearly half of it on a ring.

She hasn't breastfed yet this episode.

Kara deserves this bachelorette party! Kara: Who ever thought that I'd get married? She and her squad have to remind us every episode. Where's the balloon arch? Why is the porn-stache friend there? He and the ex should be hosting Guillermo's bachelor party.

Kara: I want to be sure that he is committed to me and loves all of me, to the 9th decimal point on my breathalyzer.

I heard on some podcast that Chantel is the only 90DF-er to have a make-up artist in her contract. That doesn't negate that she's had plastic surgery.

Yves showed how she belongs in the heinous Squad. They're her family, unlike Tharan and his father.

Yves: I'm so open about learning about your religion that I didn't even bother to Google it before you arrived.

Is this Mama Jibri's Plan B? She couldn't foil the wedding, so she'll make the marriage as painful as possible.

End of the year is a full month away. How are we missing Thanksgiving?

Shocking. From the Pillow Talk previews, this is the best-est, funniest, wildest episode EVER! Just like all of them ever.

He's an old soul.

So far in this episode the only happy couple has been Kobe and Temperature.

How could Ari choose a wedding date in conflict with Leandro's calendar?

Or @Trackdawg

This is the most unprofessional appointment. Yves the practitioner is griping about her personal life.