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Notes from Tuesday's Wendy. She bounced out with a different, shorter wig and started out with her "eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh" routine. Trots over to her chair and pulls her notes out from her bra (yesterday she pulled the paper out of her wig) and tells us "I'm not done yet!!" More of Wendy's Vacation Travelogue. She does start out with a couple stories about other folks. ASAP Rocky arrested in Sweden. Courtesy of TMZ. She stops to coyly say hello to the Friendly Folks at TMZ - "Hi, Harvey, Hi Van, Hi Whogivesaflying" - ASAP Rocky was annoyed at some dudes who were following him around all day, so he got fed up and beat the kid(s) up. Landed in jail where he currently rots. Because Swedish jails are nasty with no cots, just yoga mats. "Sweden the land of furniture and meatballs and alabaster people." Wendy thinks ASAP is being treated unfairly and should be freed to continue his European Tour. Wendy gets confused, and repeats over and over: "Free Ferg!!" She is confusing ASAP Rocky with ASAP Ferg. Because ASAP Ferg called her to meet him at Tiffany's on 5th Ave for … something. Kris called her last night to talk Make-up Talk for Older Women. But don't worry - Wendy is still Wendy from Jersey. Apollo Nida was released from prison but is back in custody for a parole violation of some sort. She talks about her fake eyelashes and how wonderful it is to wake up with doll eyes. Especially when waking up next to the doctor (she implies). Naomi called her from Africa. "You Must come out, Wendy, to celebrate Nelson Mandela's birthday later in July." Which I guess is also Wendy's birthday. But no - Wendy has a life and a son and a show, so sorry Naomi. La La is divorcing Carmelo. Also, she won a jackpot of $68,000 and bragged on Instagram, which Wendy said was stupid and she should donate it to charity because she is rich. End of notes!!

I took a couple notes on Monday's show. My jaw hung open much of Hot Topics. I am sure I looked as stupid as I felt (what am I watching? Idunno) Wendy came out all teary-eyed emotional. Long blond wig. "I'm the Hot Topic!!" That was the theme of Hot Topics - Wendy - she has elevated herself to the Number One Most Hottest Topic Out There because all she did was ramble about her self. Wendy's Five Weeks included lunch with Kanye, Kris and … Kim had to excuse herself to get ready for something. But she met Kim and she is lovely. So fucking nice. (My words). Kanye showed her his library. Books about fashion. Oh she met North and Saint. Lovely children. Polite I think she said. Lunch was plant based. The rice was also plant based (I lol'd) She saw Kris walking around the neighborhood as Wendy left - Wendy was invited to drop in Kris's house? (I'm going from memory here). But Wendy had to meet back up with her bestie Regina, who she left hanging at the hotel restaurant/bar. But they ate later? I would have gone to see Kris's house but maybe she didn't want to over stay her welcome - don't piss them off!! Yeah she is in with the K-West bunch (did she start out saying Kardashian Jenner house? Whatever. Her tongue slips over other sentence. She was with Black Chyna - she showed the pic of the concert where Wendy was invited up on stage. She drops her bomb - she is not on the market anymore, y'all. She is not in love, but Crazy about Someone (the doctor). First is sort of an explanation of her friendship ? with Mark. The pink poof coat … young men are attracted to her … yada yada She explains her cankles - lymphodema. (I am rushing, so my spelling and grammar are sub-par today).Doctor Boyfriend is in his 50's and has grown children - divorced. Like Wendy. She was in Idaho. I wrote down Globe for some reason. I am getting old and forgetful; - wah. She showed a picture of herself dropping a pose of sorts with bent legs. Was she wearing the rainbow pride jumpsuit? "I'm flexible - he knows." Whoa now Wendy. Don't give me any more visuals. She checked into the hotel as Bunny Hoppz. (Weird) It was to explain that someone sent her the rainbow get up for the Pride parade. Chyna? She talked a bunch about the Pride Day. Actually I think she looked cute in her outfit. Covers everything. She was leaving somewhere - Idaho? when her manager wanted to show her the news about her getting a Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. Congrats, Wendy. Sounds like she bit her manager's head off before she understood why he was bothering her. She said a couple of times that she was grumpy. Oh - the tabloid cover she saw and bought all of the copies. She thinks everyone is looking at her. What a weird show. All about Wendy!!

Yes - she got a standing ovation and chants of "Wendy!! Wendy!!" A few things she said: She doesn't have a boyfriend (gee, I hope not this soon!). She has had a couple guys up to her new "Bachelorette Pad" because she needs help lifting boxes and other things as she moves into her new place. She mentioned her security guy Web, someone named Marco, and DJ Boof. She is working on the divorce "pleasantly." She is reclaiming her life, and "loves men." She calls herself a single woman running around NYC. Later, she talked about a conversation with a girlfriend where they agreed how nice it was to not have a laundry hamper - they put the dirty clothes in the washing machine directly. Her girlfriend said she didn't miss having a man, even in bed, and Wendy joked that she DID like having guys in bed - implying that she has had men sleep in her bed since separating, but immediately said she was just kidding - "I'm playing!!" Other Hot Topics: Felicity Huffman - Wendy feels sorry for her, but believes she needs to serve time. Made a point of mentioning that Felicity's husband was not there to publicly support her - her brother was there, holding her hand. She talked about American Idol being renewed, and said that the judges either won't be back, or should accept much lower salaries. She said that Lionel Ritchie and Katy Perry didn't live up to their high salaries and should take pay cuts. She congratulated Gregg Leakes on being cancer-free. She talked about Kate Gosselin's dating show - Kate Plus Date. She says that Kate is mean, but there is something she likes about her. (Hmmm - maybe that she is mean?) She says that the 18 year old twins are sassy/rude in a good way. Moby was the guest and was very open about his life. There was also a chef, but Wendy couldn't eat because she was having a colonoscopy later today. Of course she wanted it all boxed up to take home. Black Chyna will be a guest (tomorrow?) Wendy seems a lot happier, but I wonder how long it will last if she doesn't land a "boyfriend." She seems to really want another relationship where she has a warm body in bed next to her. At least she is talking more candidly, though she did say how weird it was to talk about herself. She admitted that she has no problem discussing other people's personal lives, but it is uncomfortable when she is the Hot Topic. I read an article that said Big Kev isn't happy that Wendy is dishing about the divorce. Oh well!!

I have watched every season of Bachelor/Bachelorette, but maybe I have reached the point of saturation. I am not that excited about Hannah. I don't think I would be any more excited if it had turned out to be, say, the Other Hannah, or any of the other gals. I MAY just skip this season. On a shallow note, those striped pants are tragic (IMHO).

No clue on FJ. Lady at the end - maybe wasting valuable nanoseconds with her arm flinging motion? I was happy to get caviar. Opponents tried, but couldn’t capitalize on Daily Doubles (middle guy did get one, but missed too many answers). James is just too good. I am enjoying watching him.

Monday on Wendy: She comes out in a snakeskin patterned dress. Her wig is on the messy side. I'm nervous that it is going to catch on her eyelashes again. She had a nice weekend, doing "lots of things" including lunch at a golf course. I thought we would hear about her "date" with Charlamagne and DJ Boof. Nothing. Weird, since SHE brought it up last week. (I see a photo of Wendy and DJ Boof out online - Wendy wearing short shorts and covering her face with a huge yellow bag. Another search finds that Charlamagne had Wendy pay for his meal!! LOL!!) She mentions the Chrissy Metz movie - says she will watch it later. Doesn't even say the name. (Breakthrough.) She also reminds us about the 10K Fri-Yay Giveaway that begins this Friday. Nicki Minaj will tour with Chris Brown. Nicki fired her managing team. Nicki needs to "grow up" or something. Cardi B rejected a plea in her court case involving the assault of two bartending sisters. Wendy thought one of the sisters was on Love and Hip Hop. Norman corrects her. "I … don't … think … so!!!!" Wendy wants Remy Ma to call her so she can hear the truth from the horse's mouth. I went online to see that she is accused of punching Brittney Taylor in the eye!! She talks about two classic sitcom remakes - just for one episode each. The Jeffersons, and All in the Family. She goes on at length about the casting choices. Next is a discussion about the book that Robyn Crawford wrote about her friendship with Whitney Houston - A Song For You. Wendy hopes she will write about what happened to their friendship. She shows a clip of Gavin Degraw slipping on ice after singing the national anthem at the Stanley Cup Finals. Har har. After the commercials, we have the Inside Scoop telling us nothing new about Lori Loughlin, and about Adele divorcing. Then, Trendy Wendy (yawn) and the usual stuff like Ask Wendy.

Today's Wendy: Wearing a yellow dress, Wendy starts out with "Happy Easter in your keister!" Me: ??????? She starts out discussing Joe Guidice's upcoming deportation to Italy. ICE recently denied his appeal. He has one more chance. "Who wants Joe to leave?" The audience claps. We get close-ups of people nodding theirs heads and gazing at Wendy with glazed eyes. I recall that recently, Wendy said she wished Joe could stay so the family could stay together, and how Teresa and Joe love each other. Today, Wendy suggests that IF Joe were to stay in the country, that he should have his own place, and just visit the girls. Sounds screwy to me. If he were to stay, he should go right back to the ugly gaudy mansion to live with his wife and "four daughters." (I, for one, am tired of hearing about "the four daughters.") She asks the audience what they think of her idea, and they dutifully clap. So she chastises them for clapping for both plans. What do you think they are going to do, Wendy? You have them trained like seals to clap for you. Next is an overly long discussion of "Jessie" Smollett being cut from a Broadway show. My eyes glazed over as she went on and on about him being in Hawaii and smoking pot. Next is the story that Jenny Mollen - married to Jason Biggs (or Bateman, lol - Wendy's tongue slipped again) - dropped her five-year-old son on his head, fracturing his head. Most of the discussion is about how Wendy dropped her son twice, Suzanne dropped her son, blah blah blah. So, if you're pregnant, don't worry, you will drop your kid. Jason Momoa shaved his beard. Something to do with recycling. Beards have germs. Wendy would only have sex with a bearded guy three times (because of the germs? - I can't remember her reasoning.) She refers to herself as a "single woman." She did this yesterday, as well. Wendy is putting herself OUT THERE. She says she like Jason better with all his hair and beard (and germs). That was "Hot Topics." She has the "Hot Five" guy on after the break. The hot five are: "The Mister" by E L James (The book Wendy is reading.) The Billboard Music Awards, honoring Mariah Carey A Netflix show called Special about a gay man with cerebral palsy, played by a gay man with cerebral palsy. Madonna drops new music Coachella's (Wendy still says it more like Coochella) second weekend. I saw a news bit about the founder of Coachella being some anti-gay guy, and how Arianna Grande had a rainbow flag to make a statement, but some folks felt that was not enough, because how can you accept money from an anti-gay guy, but Wendy didn't report any of that. The guest was Morris Chestnut who stars in "The Enemy Within." Nice guy, but I was distracted by his very shiny head. Not the most exciting Wendy show. Enjoy the weekend!!

Today's Wendy: She starts out discussing Tiger Woods' Master's win. She lost me went she suggested that he should retire. And buy a yacht. Guess what, Wendy, he bought a yacht years ago. If she knew anything about Tiger, she would know he is driven to compete and win. He is way too young to retire and fart around on a yacht. He is within striking distance of Jack Nicklaus's record of major wins. Plus, Tiger is not currently "at the top of his game" - that would have been years ago. She sounded ignorant. Her advice stinks. She mentioned the feud between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. I was struck by how much alike they looked in the pictures Wendy had up. Cardi was asked if she would EVER collaborate with Nicki, and she just smiled and snickered a bit. I liked her colorful hair, but the lip piercings - no. But I'm old, so who cares what I think? She mentioned Icky Vicky Gunvalson, and how she is suing Brooks the Crook. She stumbled around the facts and figures, and spent way too long on this story. I'm not a fan of Vicky's, so I am happy that Brooks scammed her. And I don't believe she has all that much money, like Wendy thinks. Wendy lurves Vicky, is her friend in her mind. So why didn't she mention that Vicky had to go to the emergency room for some sort of surgery recently? Some friend you are, Wendy!! I started getting annoyed how her hair was sticking to her fake eyelash. But I will say Wendy sounds stronger and much more "with it" now that she is sober. As you all mentioned, she says she is moving out of the sober house soon. I hope she continues to go to meetings daily and checks in with her sober coach. She is going to face some challenging times ahead, moving through the divorce process. And even when it is all over, it can still be challenging, even if it is something you want. She is "moving on" with Lil Kev, but really, she is moving on alone. Lil Kev is starting his own adult life, and shouldn't be spending a whole lot of time with "mommy." And like you guys said, he still has a father. Wendy has to co-parent. She is all giddy about the possibility of Kendall Jenner dating some Kennedy guy - says Kris should make it happen. Huh? NO - let it happen on its own, if is to be. I grew up in the Boston area, but my folks were not fans of the Kennedys, so I don't think of them as The World's First Family, or whatever stupid name Wendy had for them. UGH to the "Kardashians" and Kennedys "joining forces." The less the "Kardashians" (Kendall is a Jenner) are in the news, the better. The rest of the show had a gal on to talk about Coachella - at lest Wendy pronounced it correctly this time - what was with "Coochella?" Mostly about Kyle Richards being "slammed" for being there - she is too old - and how she "clapped back." This stuff is news?? So stupid. And Wendy making judgments about how "old people" shouldn't attend shows like Coachella. I say anyone who wants to buy a ticket should go. Screw Wendy and her ageism. She doesn't seem to be wavering on her decision to divorce scumbag Kevin, and I hope she moves on like she seems to be. Her comment about being over diaper days was great. I continue to watch mainly to see how Wendy handles things - can't say I learn much "good gossip" from this show. These days, the gossip is already out there, and I have heard most of the stuff Wendy "reports" on a day or two (or more) before she speaks of it. She seems to think the audience is getting the news from her. She will often ask, "Have you heard about this?" and the audience yells, "YES!!"

She did not say a word, but she was not wearing her wedding rings. Otherwise, you would have not known anything was different!!

Wow!! I noticed the lack of rings today, but she didn't say a peep about it. I think it was yesterday that she started off saying she felt "better today" or words to that effect. I wonder if she had finalized things with her lawyer, and felt good about her decision. She HAS been more upbeat and energetic since the extended break and the Spring Break. Good for her, for sobering up, or at least trying, AND kicking that asshole to the curb. I hope she says something tomorrow.

Meghan had her chance to talk, then it was Joy’s turn. I couldn’t follow what Joy had to say, because Motormouth Meghan kept interrupting and talking over her!! Then Meghan says, “Part of your job is to listen to me.” WOW. Part of YOUR job, MEGHAN is to shut your mouth when others are talking and listen to THEM. She is SO unpleasant. Joy looked hurt ... or maybe stunned.

I caught just a short bit today - the Beauty segment. Wendy squirted several products on the back of her hand, including some foundation. Then she mixed them all up in a glob. That didn't bother me, but then her fingers were messy, so she wiped them on the white lace runner that the products were on. It left a long brown smear. Yuck. Okay, she didn't have anything else to use (I suppose the Beauty gal should have had some wipes). Later, she picked up the shaver device and used it over the glob of stuff still on the back of her hand!! WHY?? You could see the shaver ended up clogged with the foundation. I know I am being nit-picky, but it was just weird. She has a lot of weird quirks.

She had a gross comment yesterday when she was ranking the different kind of chips. She reveals that she licks the Doritos and puts them back in the bag so someone that "loves her" could eat them. Gaaaaaaaah!!! Barf. She seemed to think that was cute.

Today was more like the usual Wendy. The usual ginormous boobs, and seems like her lips looked extra plumped in a sort of lumpy way. Hot Topics started with Bachelor talk. She didn't quite get some of the details right - Tayshia was not "sent on her way" (yet) - normally a rose ceremony would be held and one of the three Fantasy Chicks would be let go. Although I suspect Tayshia will not be around for long after Colton showed his hand (and heart) with declaring his love for Cassie. I would not call Cassie a "mean girl" for being a possible "fame whore" and perhaps wanting to snag the Bachelorette gig. We all know how the game is played by now. Next up was a discussion about giving money to friends and family after one strikes it rich, stemming from LeBron James' show "The Shop." Wendy said that one should not feel obligated to give money out, except for parents and children. And apparently there is some unwritten law about the richest person paying for funerals? I couldn't follow her in regards to children - give them stuff/don't give them too much/her Kevin has it made/she doesn't give him too much …. whatever - I personally will not have this "problem" in my life!! Rich people problems. Wendy bugs with her "teachable moments." No, Wendy - you are NOT a "teacher" you are a gossipmonger who loves to spew "advice." I can't say I have learned anything in the way of life lessons from her. Next was the bit about Billy Baldwin saying that he wished his NIECE (NOT his daughter, Wendy) had waited a few years before marrying Justin Bieber. She mentions Luke Perry's death, and says that people are aging faster these days??? Cataracts at 22? (A quick google search suggests no, but it is possible in one's 50's or even 40's.) She did mention her own drug use and how that will affect her forever. Next is a bit about Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom planning a nude honeymoon and talk about people being comfortable nude. Wendy likes her nude body, and Norman does NOT. Tamar Braxton was the guest. Then some guy with wild animals. I admit I was starting to tune out. No Ask Wendy. She did recognize someone in the audience for her Eye Candy.

I want her to stick to gossip and refrain from "diet advice" and "health advice." I don't really expect that she will share alllll the intimate details of her marriage, but since she DID mention that SHE KNOWS what folks are saying, I MIGHT expect a reference to the alleged "side chick." She could say that she believes her husband is faithful, she could say that the stories are wrong. She addressed part of the dirt - she is not getting a divorce (unless she is lying about that). She did not confirm or deny the rumors of infidelity and the story that the side chick is pregnant. Time may tell on that one, as the months go by. I would like her to stay focused on the topic she is on, and not go off on some tangent about using emergency rooms as a form of health care. I am aware that some people do that, and I will not blame them, as they may not have other options, but Wendy is not an expert on the topic. I don't want hear her advice on what to eat. Especially in the middle of discussing Pete and Kate. Or maybe it was Jussie. It boiled down to "eat less." I thought her "grab a low-fat snack" was a direct rebuttal to Sherri's "grab a Keto snack." I personally think "grab a snack" was a good line, and she should stick to that. After she attempted to toss a slice of cheese at the guy who brought out the tray, she winced and said basically that her broken shoulder still hurt. Aside from the possible drama concerning her husband, I find it somewhat hard to believe that she was so sick from her thyroid problem that she needed that much time off. Especially when she said she is exercising two hours a day, every day. How long has that been going on? More than a week? She DID seem much steadier as she navigated the stairs in the studio audience. I get your point that the show is really not about her, and she probably does not want to spill her own tea, yet she talks about herself (mundane stuff like the food she eats) a LOT. As some have said in this forum, she would probably get a lot of sympathy if she did come clean, and it would put a damper on the rumors.

That was a big ol' nothingburger. Wendy spent more time on "diet tips" than Stale Topics. Cut your food in half? Buy the Kids' Meal instead? Are we going to hear "Grab a low-fat snack" every day now? It was bad enough that Sherri Shepherd told us to grab a Keto snack. Are we to believe that she asks the restaurant to divide her doggy bag in half and that she gives a portion to some homeless person (camping outside of some fancy restaurant). She also apparently buys two water bottles and gives one away? I don't know of any place that sells two burgers for $3. She interrupted her critique of the Pete Davidson/Kate Beckinsale romance for that food rant? Her "Hot Topics" consisted of TWO stale items - Jussie Smollett and Kate/Pete. And NOTHING new except that we learn that she thinks Jussie is guilty. And she called Pete "hot." Ew. Yes, I'm sick of the Kardashians, but gossip is Wendy's JOB. And the Khloe story has a lot of angles to it. Even The View talked about Khloe today. Instead we get Wendy ranting about other people's diets, and giving health care advice. She sounds cray-cray. She drags Kevin and Kevin to all of her doctor's appointments? IMO she has TOO many doctors and is a full blown hypochondriac. Or wants attention from her husband, so now she is so sick. She hates children, her son is grown up, and NOW she thinks she should be a Mom?? She said something like her son is a "stick-up artist" and she should drop everything for him. Er, no - he is in college and it's time for him to learn to take care of himself. The time for her to dial back on her career would have been the last eighteen years, not now. Now is the time for Wendy to get herself right. She may be sticking by her husband, but she did allude to the "ups and downs" of marriage. Just hinted about being a Hot Topic herself, and knowing what people were saying - so why no flat out denial of the other woman? The silence was deafening. When she was gone, I wanted her back, but if today was any indication of what the shows will be - give me Sherri Shepherd, and I don't even like Sherri. What happened to Ask Wendy? There was a whole lot of NUTHIN' going on the second half of the show. She should have a half-hour MAX to give her half-baked opinions. I HATE the Trendy Wendy stuff. I thought she was rude to the guy talking about Michael Jackson. She kept interrupting him with her "lies!!" Let the guy say his piece - you have a whole show to give your opinion. She could have talked about Michael in Hot Topics instead of inane food tips and giving medical advice. Her cheese challenge was a big FAIL. AND stupid. I was majorly disappointed. Loved all of your replies!!

Today's Wendy - live!! Wendy is seated again - she is seated throughout the entire show. Her arm is still under her clothes. She is about as "casual" as she can be, wearing a grey sweat suit with some black embellishments. She tells us she has on a soft cast and a sling, and her "flower ring" - she mentioned that ring yesterday as well - and she lets us know her hand is warm, courtesy of her ginormous boob(s). She starts in on Hot Topics - the whole beginning seems rushed - she seems a bit nervous. Kim K wants Kanye off Twitter. She pauses, and starts a mini-rant about how weird Hot Topics is lately, a "death march" (?) and everything is a repeat, and there is no juicy stuff. Also, she can't eat, she spills soup down the front of her robes, she has gone through five robes, and there won't be any good stuff until February. Sounds like she may be off the month of January? Back to Lukewarm Topics …. the Kate Hudson Weight Watcher story. It's a garbled discussion … Kate has never had a weight problem, she has 25 pounds baby weight, she is worth this many million so why not get a few more, why not, she has good genes, well, don't be mad at Kate, be mad at Weight Watchers. Next Not Topic - she is going to go home and watch 450 new episodes of Law and Order, and eat miso soup. She sips her tea and makes a face - "Green tea. Yuck!!!" Next is a story about David Spade dissing Uber for the drivers being too chatty. She talks about a button to indicate if you want to chat or not. Norman explains it would be a button on the app, and Wendy says then the driver would not come and pick you up!! She says "Ub-dam-ers" just want to talk to people. I don't think Uber drivers decide whether to pick people up based on whether or not they want to chat, but Wendy is convinced that they do. Whole story was strange. And of course Wendy doesn't want to talk to people. Megan Mullally can't find a designer to dress her for hosting the SAG Awards. Christian Siriano has stepped up, but Wendy thinks this is somehow not so great because Christian, (or Kristen, as Wendy called him) is known as that guy that steps up to help the poor gals that can't get other designers. I happen to like Christian, so pooh on you, Wendy. She tells the story of when Julia Roberts realized that she was famous - when someone asked for her autograph when she was in a bathroom stall. Wendy says she would sign an autograph in the bathroom, but not in a stall. I do not believe this for one second. Wendy would be disgusted to be approached in a bathroom. (I probably would be as well, but no chance I will ever be famous, so what do I know. ) Alfonso is suing over his dance, the Carlton being used in the video game Fortnite and NBA 2K. Also, some other guy is also suing over his dance. Wendy says something about they should sue together, no it would be separately, the other guy is younger, so he should definitely sue (not sure what AGE has to do with it). zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Guests are Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard. First they are interviewed, then later they sing. I like them together, they seem to get along so well. Wendy ask Ruben about a broken engagement - Ruben looks SO sad, he really doesn't want to talk about it, but Wendy plows on. Clay helps out, he looks like he feels really bad for Ruben. Wendy loves to twist the knife. What a bitch she can be. I agree that the Hot Topics are all the same stories - Kim and Kanye, Meghan Markle, and a handful of others have made up the bulk of the topics, and the rest is mostly filler. That was interesting. I have only recently started watching Wendy, so it was new to me. I think they did that to remind us that Wendy is/was relevant, and also as time filler.

I am guessing a fall? She didn't walk anywhere on camera. I wonder if she has assistants help her get from one place to another. She said she will finish the week, then have time off to heal. I thought it was weird to have the sling under the shirt. Hot Topics started with Remy Ma and Papoose's baby girl. Remy wanted a truck for a "push present" (I hate that expression) and she got it. She mentioned Cardi B and Offset's drama - Wendy thinks it was a publicity stunt, but that Cardi B wasn't in on it. Danielle Staub has a new man - Al B. Sure. They should stay together "for the cameras." Les Moonves is not getting his $120 million settlement. She had a weird laughing fit when she said that his son's tablet was confiscated. How funny it would be when they opened it up and saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pop up (for example). She predicts Julie Chen will stick it out until son Charlie goes off to college. She is mad that LL Cool J was not inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame. She mentions Roxy Music - says she never heard of them!! Really?? She also seemed to imply that the only reason Janet Jackson was inducted was the Justin Timberlake half-time incident. Again, really??? She mentions the pastor that gifted his wife a fancy sports car. "It's a bad look." Last is Meghan Markle's father pleading for communication with his daughter. Wendy says she should tell him she needs two solid years first to get used to her role. She also says he was spotted at KFC and McD's the day after his "heart attack." The guest is Jillian Michaels

Yes!! I could NOT believe her horrible advice!! Basically, Michelle should stay in her home, ALONE, not even friends should stop by?? Find a hobby and paint?? How does isolating yourself from everyone help?? I hope Michelle does NOT listen to Wendy.

Today's Wendy - she is wearing a white turtleneck - GCDS (God Can't Destroy Streetwear) and a black skirt with red and white stripes down the front. Oh, and what looks like a black bra underneath. It is pre-taped, as she slips a bit, saying the "money grab" in New Jersey happened "this morning." She polled the audience - who would stop, who wouldn't …. she admitted that she would not stop now, because she has money, but back in the day ….. I don't think she mentioned the accidents that happened because people were slamming on the brakes to jump out to grab some bills … THAT is what pissed me off - people putting others' lives in danger to grab some bills …. (though I WOULD be sorely tempted). She mentions the search for a host for the Oscars, and says Whoopi Goldberg is too long-winded for the job. She still thinks that a host is not needed. Next up is Les Moonves and Cybil Shepherd - she claims that her show was cancelled after she rejected his advances. Wendy wants the Cybil Show to return. Next is a story about Da Brat and how she owes $8 million to a woman she struck with a rum bottle and disfigured. Wendy advises her to work hard, but not ask anyone for money (except at the end, when she suggested someone, I forget who). Wendy says her friends know to never ask her for anything. I'm sure they do!! Wendy saw Kim K wearing an outfit on the internet that she now wants - ugly grey rubber leggings and a blue top that "you can tuck in to show how flat your stomach is." I'm glad she mentioned that no one on her staff liked the outfit - I'm not the only one. It's an excuse for Wendy to brag about how thin she is. Wendy - you look painfully thin, you have NO ass, and your breasts are grotesque. She threatened to wear the outfit on air someday. (THIS is a "Hot Topic??") She tells us that some homes built in New Orleans after Katrina by a Brad Pitt's charity are defective, and she thinks Brad Pitt should fix them, since he wanted to be an architect. Perhaps he is responsible despite whatever profession he wanted to be as a child, Wendy. I noticed during the promo for the Holiday Grab she calls it "Grab-ation." I can't believe I missed the show where she ranted about sitting down, and how it is because she is "tired." I will have to watch on You Tube. Leah Remini was the guest. And of course, Gold Bond. (Part of some holiday gift segment.) And those creepy nutcrackers.

It was a repeat from Friday, November 16th.

Today's Wendy: She wears a black dress with diamond shaped cut outs around the neckline. Not bad for Wendy. She discusses the Golden Globe nominations. Since Lady Gaga is nominated, she says, "Take that, Madonna!!" Kevin Hart will host the Oscars. She approves. She covers the Adam Levine favoritism drama, and thinks Adam made a bad move. She calls it possibly racist. Then, "I don't care." She mentions the Travis Scott look-alike prank. Then, RHONJ, which Wendy dozed through, but she covered the scene where Jackie angers Teresa by daring to talk about Joe being in jail. Wendy mocked Teresa and said "ppppppprison" several times. Fans are slamming Sarah Hyland for posting about her cousin's GoFundMe page. Wendy agrees that she should not have, and donated privately. Jon wins sole custody of Colin Gosselin. Kate was a no show in court. Wendy sneers again about how no one would want to date Kate, and/or watch her dating show next year. Wendy loves punishment, and shame, but not spanking. Although she was a spanker. She says this as a lead-in to the story of the Dad that made his daughter walk to school after she bullied someone on the bus. Wendy was all for it. Ice Cube is the guest. Wendy has a few rude remarks: "So, you have no awards, right?" Then she clearly does not understand what cbd oil is when asking him about the use of marijuana in his BIG3 league. He repeats that they only allow cbd use, which does not get you high. She asks, "How about edibles?" No, Wendy. Yes - it seems like they have ditched the segments where she is standing in the audience, like Ask Wendy. She did Wendy, What's Good, where she sat and had a monitor behind her, in the audience. Then she sat to ask folks to come to the show. Maybe they are going to change things up, and have more segments where she sits, like Judge Wendy and cut back on the parts in the studio audience where she stands.

I was able to get Wendy today. She had on a cream-colored turtleneck with large ribbing and a metallic leopard or some such print pencil skirt. First up is the feud between Madonna and Lady Gaga where Madonna posts on Instagram that she used a phrase that Gaga has now copied. Wendy played Gaga saying the same thing over and over - if there are 100 people in a room, and 99 don't believe in you, you focus on the one person who believes in you. Madonna's was similar. Wendy says Madonna is bigger than to be so petty, and that Madonna didn't invent the 100 people thing anyway. She says Madonna is jealous, and she doesn't have an Oscar, and Gaga will probably get one. She ends by saying, "I know you're watching." Next up is thirsty Kenya, who posts pictures of her baby every time a new episode airs of RHOA. It was kind of funny - the birth, the baby's hand, the baby's foot - lol. Wendy wants Kenya back on the show, since Shamari and Ronnie "aren't clicking," and she wants Phaedra, too. She would boot Porsha, who is way too extra, or something. She ends up mentioning that she doesn't believe that People would pay her $6,000 for baby pictures. She sounded like she thought Kenya was boring after all. Gwyneth Paltrow has a room in the home for her ex to stay in when she is traveling and he is in town. Wendy thinks this is a bad idea, and he should stay in the "outhouse" or guesthouse. She implies that Gwyneth doesn't like sex and is a machine. But very pretty. (Me - eh.) Wendy doesn't believe that Safaree and Erica Mena are really dating - it's just for show. At the end, there was a weird exchange with Norman about where Juju fits in. Norman was all Huh? and Wendy said the studio audience had the info. Wendy gets a fit of weird giggles talking about the Big Reveal that Chaka Khan sleeps in a bonnet and a grannie nightgown. Wendy thinks this is a horrible idea - even if you are alone, you should beautify yourself, otherwise you will end up single forever, and only go out to church. The hell? She just HAS to tell us she always wears lingerie with thin straps that goes down to HERE, to HERE, down to HERE, her boobs are STILL GOOD, and she puts her hair in a top knot. She has bad edges. Last is a mention of a new reality show about Extreme Love - unusual couples. Wendy is not interested, but I will admit is would be right up my alley, if I still had cable. I have a handful of channels over antenna for now. I try not to watch much TV these days - the Wendy show is my current guilty trashy pleasure. Her guest is Kenan Thompson. It seemed a bit weird in the end … I was only half paying attention. After Kenan, and a celebrity hair guy (whom she rushed through), there was some time left, but no Ask Wendy, or other little game she does. She sat in that purple chair in the studio audience for like three short segments just talking about upcoming stuff, or asking people to come to the show. Not much walking around, if any. I don't think she is all well, though she has been a bit calmer this week. Her eyes didn't bug as much yesterday and today. She is very thin. Probably dizzy. And she doesn't like the holidays. Her only child is off to school. She has a marriage. {cough} She's getting older. Well, she seems quite pleased with herself. I wonder. Hey, life is tough - I have been going through some stuff as well - divorce after a long marriage, last child off to school, downsizing (a blessing, but still painful), move to a new area, mild medical issue (but still scary), depression and anxiety (but getting better), nearing retirement age, feeling my age …. (enough about me - I'm pulling a "Wendy"). I get that Wendy has had her own challenges. But she is a woman who enjoys feeling superior to others - she has "followed the rules" (though she DID marry a younger man - thanks for pointing that out bichonblitz), and was brought up properly, but still wants to wallow in the "declasse", as she said to Kenan. Kenan was determined to stay classy - Wendy tried her best to drag him down. At least she admitted it.

Today's Wendy: She prances out in a "festive" mustard-yellow topper over black underneath. Better than Whoopi's Holiday sweaters, I suppose. She begins with discussing the opening of the Cher show and Kanye's cell phone rudeness. She says there are two sides - and SHE can't sit still for more than an hour. She seemed to be excusing Kanye's behavior. Nah, Wendy. If you can't sit relatively still for the two hour show, then don't go. Just because Kimmy is a big fan doesn't mean you have to go. Sunny on The View said she was there and Kanye's actions were very noticeable. Anyway, Wendy made it all about her and how she would rather stay home and watch TV. Then she talks about Beyoncé and Jay-Z's concert that was streaming then cut off after they had been performing for 25 minutes. She calls them "cheap" She hypes Lindsey Lohan's upcoming reality show "Beach Club" that is filmed in Greece. Wendy is very excited about this and wants to vacation there and film a piece for the show. I would be with the handful of folks who clapped that they were NOT interested in Lindsay Lohan and her attempts to be Lisa Vanderpump. Next a painful story about Cardi B not showing up in court for ordering a couple of strippers to be beat up for sleeping with her husband. Wendy figures out partway that they are sisters, then asks if they sleep with each other, and Norman basically has to remind Wendy that he is not interested in women. Stick to the story, Wendy. The women were assaulted. Cardi B should be angrier with her husband (and maybe she is, though I haven't heard reports that she ordered a beatdown of Offset). She mentions that Ozzy had a bad infection from a manicure that could have killed him, and it is an excuse to talk about her own nail routine (she does them herself) and her warnings about manicures. She DOES have pedicures, since she can't get at her toes properly. Eddy Murphy had his tenth child, but that's okay with Wendy because he doesn't leave his house except to get coffee. We are "treated" to another Judge Wendy. She is sitting in a chair more often - I noticed that the other day - out in the studio audience. Maybe she is experiencing some dizziness and finds it difficult to navigate the stairs.

Today's Wendy: It the Holidays - decorations are up and Wendy has on a teal jumpsuit? No, it's a separate pants and knit turtleneck. Slightly different shades of green. She looks like a giant sock. Hot Topics starts with the Nick/Priyanka wedding. She is impressed with the trappings, but calls a four day wedding celebration annoying. She would just show up for one day. But at least she wouldn't have to bring a gift if she attended the whole thing, because it is enough that she showed up. She has to mention the age difference, and says she looks like his mother. The relation ship just doesn't sit right with Wendy, it is stuck in her throat. It's too much to take. Especially considering that they have only been dating four months. She does understand that a multi-day wedding is traditional in India? If guests are flying from the U.S. to India, it might as well be more than one day. I don't think Wendy likes being around people unless she is in control of the situation. Next is a story about Magic Johnson's daughter being part of a group of gals robbed at an Airbnb. Elisa escaped out of the bathroom window. Then she mentioned the Kid Rock/Joy Behar bitchfest, and how Kid was fired. Wendy says that Kid Rock is a grandfather at age 47, so that tells you what kind of a person HE is!! (Wendy has a rigid set of rules in life. Money over all. Then the need to be married. And never divorce. Have children even if you aren't married. But only for money. A woman should never marry someone younger. Then, control when your child has children. Also, money tops everything.) Jesse Williams gets shit for asking that pictures of him should not be posted online without his permission. Wendy segues into a story about when she was at an awards dinner and a woman kept trying to talk to her, and couldn't get close enough, because of Wendy's People flanking her, and the woman started yelling and hanging around trying to talk to her. Poor Wendy. The lady did sound a tad deranged. She discusses an ad for Morley's fried chicken in London that stole an image of Skai Jackson. Skai's response was "Run me my check!!" Wendy No-Nos the audience for clapping, saying it was childish. She points out that it is a "Black" thing - meaning racist for choosing a black person. I agree. And speaking of fried chicken, she tells us the riveting news that Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were spotted eating at KFC. About all she has to say is that Keith Urban could be Colonel Sanders, and Nicole is anorexic. Next she discussed Brigitte Nielsen and her having a baby at 55. She lost her baby weight in two weeks, but Wendy says that's just Spanx. She stumbles mentioning that Brigitte was married to Sly Stallone's mother …. she meant she was seen with Sly Stallone's mother, who is 97 ….. The Naughty guy is on to discuss the "Royal Mess." Nothing much new here. Of more interest was the Jackie Chan book out, and all of the dirt he reveals. He can't read or write, did drugs, spent lots of money, enjoyed lots of prostitutes …. the saddest part was hearing about a daughter that is homeless, and claims her dad is homo-phobic because she has a girlfriend, and won't help her. Two sides and all that, but for Jackie to waste so much money but not want to "waste" it on a child …. Wendy says she is surprised he is doing a lot of talking considering he is still alive - it sounded weird at first, but she means maybe he should have had it published after he dies. Oh, and Jackie threw his son "across the wall," no - across the ROOM, Wendy. I suppose she was thinking against the wall. She does slip up here and there - I give her some slack for being live - I find my tongues gets twisted up more easily as I have gotten older. It's more her attitude and sneering, nastiness I find distasteful.