Hangin Out

One is more stupid than the other. Dickwit expects her to leave her three sons to go to Turkey. He’s afraid of mommy & daddy. WTF? You can’t make this shit up.

Natalie and her Mother talking babies at the table like Michael is out to stud. She just HAS to get pregnant this minute. Wait until she finds out he’s in a lot of debt with his farm and lively hood. He could barely get up the plane fare when she summoned him to come to Ukraine. Interesting. She’s a real firecracker.

He was sweating and all red when they were at the lawyers office. He didn’t like what the lawyer was telling Julianna.

Michael from Seattle .. leave Natalie quick. She is a nut job and will make your life miserable. She wants you to change your religion, and sulks when you tell her no? She is a child in a woman’s body. That constant giggling.

Maybe they all will come back with those big fake asses sticking out that are so popular now.

I don’t get Shannon. She had Dr.Moon ripping her off, ate everything healthy, had her whole house filtered or whatever. Now, she gets her face cut up, drinks alcohol like a fish and adores and follows Tamra around like a puppy. Made a 180.

In my day in N.Y.C., the thing was beautiful legs in a skirt or dress down to the knee. No boobs out, but “boat neck” dresses up to the neck and classy. Now, the boobs are out down to the waist, but if a man ogled them, they would be in trouble. Look, but don’t touch. Poor guys. What is the point?

I certainly agree with Chit Chats post that if a woman wants some cosmetic surgery, but can’t say that I’ve really seen a woman that looks better except Jennifer Lopez. To me, she looks natural, so she must have did little at a time with a great surgeon. Plus, young women are doing it .. why, I have no idea. Because they have money and can? What if you had work done and you don’t like the feeling? How would you put it back? You can’t and you’re stuck. Tamra has no nose anymore, it’s so thin. Why in the world did zShannon fuck up her lips, and why do women put in fake cheeks? Shannon was a beautiful woman before until she started playing around with surgery. Vikie is still not pretty and her face looks like it would melt any second. I believe in nose jobs if you have a big honker or can’t breathe, but the whole body changes .. your face too. I’m for the real face and wouldn’t go under the knife for anything even if I had millions. I know, nobody asked me my opinion, lol. Wait until you see the new Kyle Richards. If she thinks she looks good, she’s mistaken. Every few months, all the women on the news channels have new faces to keep up with the Jones’s. Slant eyes, big lips and puffy cheeks. It’s hilarious really. Another one is Jane Fonda. She’s pulled up so tight, I don’t know how she stands it. I would go nuts and rip my face to shreds. Merry Christmas everyone!

Sex toys in the dishwasher, with the drinking glasses and utensils. Nice way for a guest to catch who knows what after eating a sandwich at her house. Yikes!

Sonja apparently uses the bathroom for everything, like multitasking. Maybe next she will use the toaster oven while doing her business. Nothing surprising with that ditz.

The Jitney bus bathrooms were probably cleaner than her bathrooms in the Morgan broken down townhouse. BTW, can’t wait for the N.Y. housewives. Wish Andy would put Kelly Dodd on, as that would really be interesting. Unless, she breaks her engagement and goes back to the OC.

Me too. I think they were probably named after Sonja Morgan who took the jitney to the Hamptons maybe?? Oh, walnut was probably joshing. Here I thought they were really called Jitney diapers, haha. I could just see my husband asking for them in CVS. And them laughing. He’s even having trouble asking for gauze and elastic wrapping tape. Lol

Good tips, thanks. Everyone around here getting a little testy, as I was chief cook, bottlewasher, SLAVE. Lol.

You ain’t kidding. You have to be careful with every step. A knee problem is a bitch. Can’t bend it, so I have to pee standing up, lol. Thoroughly disgusted. Did they give you that stupid knee brace to keep the leg straight? I took it off as you can’t move around with it on.

I’m right behind ya. Tripped in my Doctor’s waiting room head first into the wall, doctor ran out and called ambulance and off I went again to my second home .. Emergency. After head ct scan and xrays for breaks all over, I got 35 stitches in my left knee and they put a contraption on that I can’t even navigate on, so I took it off and flung it across the room. Now, I’m confined to my recliner for a good long time. This stupid knee thing is worse than my back and two hip replacement surgeries. Plus between all the other bruises, I now feel like I’ve been hit with by a truck. Merry Christmas to all. One good thing .. they did give me opiods in hospital .... wheeeee! I was floating, for awhile anyway. Silver Bells (Gem 10) formerly.

“Syringe” hahahahahahahahaha hahahaha. Good one! Peeing my pants .. almost.

OMG .. Too FUNNY. Dying.

Heather always bragged about coming from “Westchester” . What’s the big deal? She also bragged about her acting career, which turned to nothing. She’s a SNOB and a half. I heard she sold that big mansion on the hill. Is that true?

Hate to say it but Jersey is the same. I cannot watch that show to save my life. They have nothing to say except clothes, makeup, buying new houses and who’s screwing who. I watched in the beginning, but stopped when Teresa went to jail. That brother .. yikes! He thinks he’s the greatest sex machine, and Melissa loves luxury, so ..... I will miss Lisa Vanderpump tho. Too bad.

Everybody in my neck of the woods reads Hemingway way back in high school. They’ve exhausted every conversation, so they went there. Stupid. I cannot and won’t look at Tamra and her boys anymore. They all have to go. I’m contemplating watching the reunion also, as it’s going to be a screaming fest all the way thru. Doesn’t Andy realize this or what? What is his obsession with Tamra? She’s had it. He’s thrown off better. Bring some class to the show already. Is he obsessed with tits flying around?

I’ll put my two cents in, but it’s only my opinion. Kyle Richards is unrecognizable; looks horrible IMO. Lisa Rinna went too far with those lips that look like a vagina would look, Christy Brinkley closeup looks like shit with the neck like a turkey; I could go on and on with this obsession, and I for one don’t care for all this surgery. Just my opinion. Your hair thins as you age, all your skin thins out and you get age spots, everything gets dried up. What are you gonna do? Keep going for more surgery? Age gracefully .. you just can’t beat it. Take Wendy Williams. Wigs and fake humongous boobs that look ridiculous. Surgery and anesthesia is for real problems and could be dangerous. I remember Vicky after her face lift. In the bed and looking like a mummy with all the bandages all over her face. No thanks. I’ve had five stents put in my chest, two hip replacements and a spinal fusion. That’s enough anesthesia and hospitalization for me.

Maybe they think we rather hear their screaming at the top of their lungs. Production should have shown all of Key West and no Housewives of OC. That would have been interesting.

Thank God. The 3 Amigas outdid themselves with the constant screeching, and yelling at the top of their lungs. It was sickening. I hope Vikie and Tamra won’t come back. More of the same will be too much. Rat face and the ole hag have had it. Enough.

How about “sex addict”, hahaha. We have to buy him a shirt that fits. Or a bra. Hahaha.

Compared to other shows, Wendy does not have the greatest guests on. She’s probably made many enemies of them all by bashing them. Thus, no guests.