Maharincess

I've always wondered about having ones jaw wired shut. What happens if they have to vomit while they're wired shut??

I made shredded beef tacos in the crock pot tonight. So good. I was out of my taco seasoning so I had to make another batch. I'm in big, big trouble. I found out that Amazon sells live house plants, I thought for a long time that they only sell fake plants. I'm going to go broke now buying plants. I love plants, I have a big window in my living room and I have shelves in front of it filled with plants. I ordered 9 plants, a huge bag of soil and a few new pots last night. I friggin love Amazon, with Prime everything comes right to my door in two days and they have everything I have plants, dog and cat treats and candy coming tomorrow. I always hated shopping but now that I can't drive all I want to do is go shopping because I can't. I've gotten to know the mail carrier and the Amazon delivery guy quite well since my accident. If he sees that I haven't been down to check my mail in a few days, the mail man will drive it up the hill and bring it to me. He's a tiny, older Asian man but Damn is he strong. He lifts my heavy packages like they're weightless. Speaking of weight, has anyone ever tried any of those weight gain powders? If like to get some to add to my daily milkshakes but there are so many that I have no clue which one to get. I'm right at 100 pounds and I want so badly to get to at least 125.

I'm surprised that Bobby isn't on this season. He must have been fired because I don't think he'd leave on his own. Are Hannah and Captain Sandy the only ones to return?

Every time my daughter takes a picture of my grandkids they want her to use those filter thingys. They love it when she makes them a dog or something. So maybe Aubrey is asking her to do it.

A friend of mine brought me some weed ice cream earlier today. I just turned out all of the lights downstairs and am hanging out upstairs with my critters in my room with a big bowl of it. She made it with some kind of oil.

Since the kids moved out our dogs and cat are our babies. I've had people say that they want to be reincarnated as one of our pets. We always put their names on our Xmas presents to each other and stuff like that. We're empty nesting weirdos. We have 3 small dogs and one of them, Murphy the Schnauzer, is my husband's road dog, he goes on all of the long haul jobs with him and he loves it. All we have to do is say the word truck and Murphy does his happy dance. The 2 girl doggies are older and like to stay home with mama's lap. We had to put our Border Collie down a while ago and I'm looking at the rescue we got her from again. I need a big dog. I love my little guys but I like big dogs and being alone so much living up here in the boonies, I need a bigger dog. We're looking for one like our last one who had a rough start in life. It was almost a year before our last BC fully trusted us because she'd been abused so badly. Thank you SPLAIN, My poor son is heartbroken, I think he's surprised at how grief stricken he is. He's always been an animal lover, it runs in the family, and he got Cosmo a week after he moved in to his first apartment so he's been with him a long time. He had a blood clot that the emergency vet didn't find. The next morning he still wasn't acting right so they took him to their regular vet and they said with a clot like that in a cat there was nothing that could be done. My son is a "manly" kind of guy, he's 6 foot 2 and works out with weights, he makes furniture and he's an outdoors, rough and tumble type guy. Yesterday morning when he had to put Cosmo down he called me crying like a little boy. It broke my heart because I knew exactly how he was feeling and that pain sucks. Damn, there I go rambling on again. Too much alone time!

I never learned how to knit but I've been crocheting since I was ten. I've made baby blankets for every baby I know and then the adults started asking me if I made big ones so I then made them for all of the adults. This Xmas everyone is getting scarves and hats. I already have the grandkids made and I have the yarn to make everyone else's. I had a pretty good day today, I knew it would be a quiet day. My honey is on the road, my daughter is working and my son just had to have his cat put to sleep and he's in no mood to do anything which I totally understand. Cosmo was his first pet as an adult in his own home and he's heartbroken. He's never had to be the one to make the decision to do that and he feels so guilty. A big van came up my hill a couple of hours ago and brought me a big box of Sees candy and a bouquet of stargazer lilies which are my favorite, favorite, favorite flower. My honey had the card from the candy signed with all of our pets names and the flowers were from him. I spent the day with my daughter and granddaughter yesterday and wasn't expecting anything for today so it was a nice surprise. I hope all of you ladies had a great day. I made myself a big lasagna and I was able to put as much cheese as I wanted because nobody else was here, that was the best part of my day. I love my cheese.

What does MFW mean? The people who annoyed me the most on this show were the elderly people who would yell "you can't give me a ticket, I'm 72 years old". Who gives a crap how old you are? If you're that old, you should know better.

I feel like such an asshole for saying this about a baby, but holy shit that kid is ugly as fuck.

I have about a thousand fabric squares cut from my kids' baby clothes but I've never made the quilts I had planned. I need to get on that.

@lovesnark, the quilt is beautiful. I made a set of blankets for my granddaughter, I made 2 crib sized and 3 small infant seat sized. She now uses the small ones for her dolls. I recently made her one for a full sized bed, that one took forever. Do you know if it's a boy or girl?

Happy Mother's Day to all of you moms, step-moms, bonus moms, moms of 4 legged children and any other kind of mom or "mom". I hope you have a great day and that you get to spend it exactly as you choose.

You are going to love being a grandma. The love you will feel for that baby will amaze you, it's the same all consuming, unconditional, overwhelming love we feel for our own kids but it's so different at the same time. It's an old cliche but being able to have fun and spoil them and then send them home is the best thing ever. I have a special bond with my granddaughter, I was in the delivery room and I was the very first one to ever see her face, my son in law was up by my daughter's head but I was right by the action and I saw her first. She was premature and was in the NICU for a couple of months. I went up every single day for her 6:30pm feeding, even when she was on a feeding tube and I couldn't actually feel her I went and held her. I started singing "you are my sunshine" to her and now almost ten years later we sing it to each other all the time. The best times is when she comes and spends the night with me. She comes a lot when grandpa is on the road working. I cherish every second because I know one day that going to spend the night with grandma will be the last thing she'll want to do. I'm pissed that my husband shaves his head so I can't blame the conditioner on him. His bald friend hates him, lol. He purposely shaves his head but when he doesn't it grows in full and thick, his friend has been almost full bald for years. The friend doesn't get why he shaves his full head of hair. So nobody is here yet. Let's have a party!! We can just sit and watch crappy TV. I'm bored. Usually I love my alone time but I'm feeling kinda lonely this time. My daughter has to work tomorrow and my son is on a long planned camping trip so I'll be alone tomorrow. Both kids came last night and brought dinner and spoiled me rotten with presents so I'm ok with being alone. My daughter is going to try for an extended lunch and come and see me. Is it obvious that I'm bored? You'll get sick of me soon. Edited: I hate peanut butter cups but these posts have made me make brownies. They're in the oven now. Good thing I'm a night owl.

In my family, teasing and making fun of each other is how we show love. We are rarely serious in my family and the more we mercilessly tease you, the more we love you.

I'm so happy to hear that she's doing well. Now if I may be trivial for a minute. I love that I live in the boonies and I love looking out my kitchen window and seeing the wildlife, especially the deer. That said, if those beautiful bastards don't stop eating my flowers I'm going to scream!! Every damn thing I plant up here either gets eaten by the deer or a squirrel digs them up. I have a small fenced in area against my house where the little dogs can go and that's where I plant my vegetables but I like having flowers out in front. I have big pots of petunias on each side of my front door and they leave those alone but they get everything else. I've planted "deer proof" flowers that were not deer proof. I have a huge kitchen window and I have planter boxes hung up outside the window and they can't reach those. I hope. I guess I just have to make sure to keep everything out of their reach but that's such a pain in the ass. Ok, thanks for letting me vent about the deer. Another trivial thing but it has had me wondering for years. Ok, the shampoo and conditioner both come in the same size container and I use the same amount each time I shower. So why in the hell does the conditioner ALWAYS run out long before the shampoo does?! Can you all tell that I'm really bored? The old man is gone for ten days for work, the house is spotless, laundry is done and dinner is cooked. I need something to do! We should have a PTV party at my house! I don't drink but I'll supply as much weed as you can smoke! You all bring your own alcohol and I'll supply the rest. I'm serious. I'm sooooo bored.

I've been in a relationship for 29 years this Tuesday and we never fight. The biggest "arguments" we have are over what we're having for dinner. Maybe once or twice a year we might say "fuck you" but we're over it very quickly. I wouldn't be in a relationship that was full or drama and fighting, I've had that and will NEVER go back. He and I are both really laid back and easy going and we just don't argue. It doesn't mean we agree on everything but we simply don't fight. My thing is that if I start to feel myself get angry with him I ask myself if what I'm mad about is going to matter in a week, month or year and it never does.

If good thoughts and good vibes help at all, she'll be just fine. She has a lot of sisters here pulling for her.

We really need to change the name of this thread. Didn't she just turn 26?

I'm hoping that no news is good news. I'm sure she isn't feeling too well at the moment. I've never thought so much about someone I don't know before. I truly feel like I'm waiting for news about a friend. I love you guys.

That's me today too. I guess that's what happens when I do the wake and bake. I'm on a mission to gain some much needed weight and wake and bake makes it easier for me to eat. I've been making the best milkshakes every morning. So yummy and fat filled but I'm still not gaining an ounce. It's so frustrating. Oops, sorry, for some reason I thought this was Small Talk. Good weed I guess.

Thinking about you today @MyPeopleAreNordic. Please keep us posted when you're up to it.

I've never heard "bitch eating crackers" in my life so I would have never figured that one out. Thanks.

What is BEC?

Marlene sounds right to me. She was always my least favorite. I wasn't crazy about Brian either, he seemed fake as hell to me.

I've actually decided I am going to watch the new season. I haven't watched in a few years but because of you guys I'm going back in. I love snarking with you guys too much so at risk of my blood pressure, I'm going to watch.