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It was Dark Bukkake. Or maybe DarkBukkake?

Wasn't JoAnn another coupon scammer? Isn't that what she got arrested for in the past?

What puzzled me on the Nicole murdered in Montana episode is why Nicole's friends filed a missing person's report but didn't notify Nicole's family when they did it. Why would that make sense? Wouldn't you call the sister and let her know?

Yes! Going around with his hugely-muscled friends threatening his suspects made no sense to me. The cops needed to shut that down way before they did. He's lucky that he didn't get any harassment charges.

I knew this story sounded familiar! The Dollop podcast did an episode about it.

I fast forward every Benoah scene. I'm not the least bit interested in this storyline.

A staph infection that she's keeping under control with a band-aid.

I looked up Rodrigo on Twitter (@RodrigoUHNWs), and after his episode he posted nonstop about being on the show. He posted article after article about it. I guess he loves the attention. According to a UK Sun article, he went to Dubai recently for his 10th nose surgery. He won't be happy until his nose actually falls off.

The app that she used looked kinda like SnapChat so I figured that the messages would disappear once the DEA agent read them. That's the only way that scene made sense to me.

I was so focused on the wrinkled suit! I kept wondering what kind of material the suit was made out of because I've never seen wrinkles that bad before on a suit! My other heavy focus was on the male friend with the credit card, the garbage, and the paint! I could have used another hour of this show to get more detail on those 3 things. I guess Cara thought she was being smart with the paint, but that backfired! I need to read the posted articles about the shovel. Interesting tidbit.

Thanks for the link to that site. I had forgotten all about that. I follow some of the gypsies on Instagram. The only one who seems normal is Sheena.

That was a really strong resemblance! I can maybe understand staying with a guy for a year while until he's divorced, but 5 years is a long damn time. Warrior Princess needed to buy a clue. Maybe her divorce messed her up, and she was just happy to be in a relationship. Otherwise, I can't understand it. Greg was working as a military contractor (probably a Blackwater/XE type) which is why he was able to lie about going out of town.

Jacy's kids' names are Alayya, Valencia, Mercedi, Savana, Rylan, Ginger, Isla, Fallon and Declan. I think one of the kids died as a baby - I believe it was Declan. I don't know which one "Puff" is. I'm super tired of Jacy and hope to not see her again. So here's the scoop that I gleaned from Facebook: - Jacy and her family aren't even Irish - The 3 sisters, Lindsi, Lauren, and Jessica are not even real sisters. - Lolo is supposedly a real Ludar (she says it's called "loudode" gypsy), and Selena is half rumney. - Lolo's brother either divorced the girl that they showed him with or they were never married. I can't tell. There are wedding pics with him and someone different. A lot of people on the FB are complaining about how fake this season is. We're not the only ones!

I was looking at Cherub's FB page too as well as Seraph's. Seraph didn't seem thrilled that the title of the episode was "Welcome to Hillbilly Hell." I can't say that I blame her for that. Compared to other people featured on the show, Cherub and her mom were pretty normal. Seraph's Twitter is https://twitter.com/lori_wv I had to hang my head in shame when I found myself researching Pat Baby's criminal history online! The producers need to get better with the fake timelines and the weddings that are just for the show . Maquayla got married and doesn't have a single wedding picture? Come on. Then you look at her FB and see that she says they got married at the courthouse.

Yes, Ariane's hair was beyond awful. It reminded me of Eddie Munster. I thought PreMadonna (remember her) had cornered the market on LHHATL hairlines, but I was wrong. She is way too invested in Mimi's relationship. Doesn't she have a girlfriend of her own? I thought I remember seeing her girlfriend last season. She looked a little bit older than Ariane. What was that Lyfe/Karlie mess about? When she started talking like a preacher, I was so confused. Lyfe is gross to me.

I was hoping we wouldn't have more episodes of these gypsy "traditions" that we'd never heard about on other episodes. Remember that one season where we were introduced to throwing flour (or was it feathers?) on people, not crossing the threshold of a home, etc. I didn't see Brandon at Trouble's wedding. And wasn't there another sister that was featured before? There are so many annoying things on this show, but the "how will I get to my wedding in my poofy dress" drama seriously works my nerves.

The idiot on the crotch rocket is Safaree also known as Nicki Minaj's ex-boyfriend. They were together for a long time (10 years, I think?). He's a rapper too and is rumored to be the ghost writer behind Nicki's raps. I think he's cute, but I don't really know much about him. I'm ready for this show to show me how much of a douchebag he is. The scene where he's telling Nikki and the other girl that he wants both of them made me cringe. Teairra is in trouble for beating up an Uber driver. Mess.

Tuter and her family were on Dr. Phil 2 years ago on an episode called "Dropout Daughter: Confronting the Boyfriend." At the time, she was 16 (and going by the name “Valencia,” which is what I’m assuming is her real name) and dating a 25-year-old guy. Here’s Jacy’s twitter account: https://twitter.com/ladyjacyofduke This show is so silly. During Kylei’s “flop” performance, the footage was clearly not from her actual performance. The background was white with an electrical outlet in the background whereas the actual stage had a blue, super tacky background. These editors need to try harder.

I can't believe that drink-throwing Jason Lee will be on this season. And I see that Nikki found a way to keep her spot on the show. Ugh, I do not like that girl. Brandi, Max and his teeth will be back. You can watch the super trailer here. Lord help me.

And why spend money on a dress made of live flowers, and not buy some Crest Whitestrips? That girl had some yellow teeth! I guess I didn't pay attention at the beginning of the episode, but I didn't realize that she was only 19. I found Maquayla's instagram (http://instagram.com/lilmamawhite2016), but I don't see any wedding pictures. Yazzie is really into modeling and pageants. Her Twitter is @yazzie_gabler. She's definitely one of the prettiest gypsies I've seen on this show.

The only song I know is "Can't Raise a Man," which I love but regret buying on iTunes. K. Michelle is a nasty witch, and I hate that my $0.99 went to her . It's sad that I'd rather have Mamma Dee on my screen than Tammie and Waka. They're just so boring! At least Mamma Dee (and her tongue flicking!!) bring some comedic relief to the show. I don't mind Scrappy, but I can't stand Bambi and her constant downturned "Who farted?" mouth that I have to fast-forward any scene that they're in. Now that we've seen Joseline turn on the fake waterworks during the scene with Mimi, I can no longer buy any of her tears. She's such a nasty piece of work too. How can she say that her and Stevie were married for 5 years? Didn't this fake marriage storyline start 2 years ago? It was when I first started watching the show. God help me, but I loved KK's reunion outfit and hair. If I was in Prince's posse back in the day, I would have rocked that look! Can't you just picture it? Tommie looked like an extra from Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome.

Danielle had her baby today. Her name is Janie Marie. Annie just posted the pics on Instagram.

I'm about to go Tommie on the server. I don't know why I can't get rid of the empty box above. Anyway, Jessica Dime was in Miami last week taking care of her botched boob job with Dr. Miami It's crazy because I never noticed her boobs. All I see is her dumpy butt job. I think she's pretty, and it was nice to see her without makeup. https://instagram.com/p/BGZn0Ghy2F_/ Kinda NSFW even though her boobs are covered - with moons? Scrapp and Tiarra's son looks just like Tiarra! Those big eyes! What a cute kid.

Stevie and Joseline have been beefing back and forth on the gram. I don't know how it all started, but here are the links: Joseline: Stevie: Joseline: Even if Stevie's last hit was in the 70s, Joseline would still have no place to talk about his career. Not when she's singing "Stingy with my Kutty Kat." Stevie says he has a number one song on the radio right now. What song could that possibly be? These two are a dysfunctional mess.