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I was about 2 months behind on this show, but I had to come in here to quote this. I wasn't ready! I'm finally caught up so now I just have to do the reunions. Hope to see y'all in Hollywood!

They filmed part of the episode right by my job. I wish I had seen them when they were there! World War III.

I guess Teairra is getting ready for the new season. Homegirl was arrested for trying to fight an Uber driver. http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/31/love-and-hip-hop-star-teairra-mari-arrested-fight-uber-driver/ What a HAM.

Joseline's hair hasn't gotten any better as the season has gone on. It's one bad 'do after another! I must have tuned out (I was too focused on Karlie's doughnut - I love doughnuts!) when Joseline was ranting about Stevie to Karlie. What exactly did he do wrong? For the love of all that is good and holy, please stop with Kirk and Rasheeda's mess. I had to LOL at Ashley rolling up in the auction house like she was about to do something. Stevie said that the "good guy" avoided jail because of the botched jurisdiction issues in his trial. Can someone refresh my memory - was this the trial that was about child support? Man, Eva looks just like her dad. I can't help but like the chemistry between Mimi and Stevie J. It's not like I want them to get together, but I enjoy how they can be civil.

This was smaller than she actually wanted, right? I swear she wanted like 20-something people on each side. She mentioned that in one of the episodes last season. Mama Dee was not about to let Nina talk over her! I waved at you guys from the back of the venue, but I guess y’all were pretending not see me. That’s cool. I guess my Klass 6 by Erica Dixon was too much for you. VH-1 needs to improve its live broadcasts. There were a lot of mishaps in the beginning that they need to improve. My favorite was when Nina was walking through the door and talking to the wrong camera. I also heard mics picking up some conversations that they weren’t supposed to. I was hoping we’d hear some shade like “Girl I can’t believe she’s marrying that felon!” but I was let down. This did not need to be a live event. They should have just made it a 2-hour show, cut down the amount of spots where they spoke to the other reality people, shorted the processional, and shown the reception. None of us know who all of these bridesmaids are so we don’t need to see them all walk down the aisle. Show Kimbella, with her boobs that were all over the place, and maybe 1 or 2 others. Or maybe they could have made this a 2-part event. The first part could have been all of the pre-wedding stuff – the engagement, shopping for rings and bragging about how much you’re spending on flowers while you know damn well VH-1 is footing the bill, and crying with the event planner. The second part could have been the wedding arrivals, ceremony and reception. Things I liked: K. Michelle’s performance, Yandy’s dad’s suit, the reception decor Things I disliked: the blue color of Mendeecees’ suit, Yandy’s headband thing and fingernails, Yandy’s mom’s dress Did you peep Stevie J not drinking his product placement shot? Juelz Santana is a cutie. How have I not paid attention to him before?? I only know him from “Oh Boy” and that song with Chris Brown. Oh, he’s a girlfriend beater. I see. Rich Dollaz is still trying to adjust to his braces. The Shade Room had an article this morning about his baby mama catching Rich on tape saying that he doesn’t care about Yandy and Mendeecees. Of course, the story is missing from their website now so I wonder what happened. I didn’t get a chance to listen to it, but I think it’s still in my blog reader. I can never remember how many kids and baby mamas Mendeecees has. Is this correct: 2 kids with Erika, 1 with Samantha and 2 with Yandy. Joseline looked nice, but that dress would have looked just as nice if it was a little more…demure. I don’t see why she has to show everything all the time. She definitely wasn’t needed during the gift presentation scene. I was trying to figure out who from LHHNY was missing. Was it just Cyn, Amina, and Erica? Yandy wants more kids. She’d better be happy that NY still allows conjugal visits.

I'll be watching! Got a new weave just for this special occasion.

Always! Always. Hey lady! But why is Rasheeda acting like a $30k withdrawal is a big amount of money to spend in one day on building a new house? Lumber, windows, doors - that stuff all costs a lot of money. That being said, I wouldn't trust Kirk with managing my lemonade stand's finances let alone the construction of my house. Knowing him, he's building a sports bar in the basement. What is it with this blockhead and sports bars?

Kirk is awful not even in an entertaining way like the way Nikko is to me. Kirk just does stupid shit all the time. Rasheeda acts like she's so tough and about shit, but she doesn't do anything. I wish they would get rid of these too. The only reason I can tolerate Rasheeda is that she's pretty, and her makeup always looks nice. He really does look just like Mr. Gaines! All terrier! I had to rewind that one a few times. That family has their own language! Mama Dee was a nurse? Lawd, can you imagine her taking care of you? She'd be in the recovery room after you woke up from surgery talking about "being in the palace" and you wouldn't know if you were hallucinating or not!

The Jackson thing was hilarious. I would double up on my birth control if I ever got near Joc. Whoever did Kalenna's TH makeup needs to be fired. She looks awful. Tony trying to spend money on a club - why would someone with so many kids wants to do something so reckless with his money? That's a stupid question.

Mimi had me dying when she called Joseline's wig the Carol Brady wig! I don't know why Joseline is walking around with that on her head. Deb's wig wasn't any better. I thought Rasheeda had a store last season? Wasn't there an episode with a grand opening of a makeup store or something? It was the same episode with Joseline's driver who claimed to have with her or something. I shouldn't be shocked that Mama Dee is taking up for her son, but I am. Instead of rolling up on Erica (and complaining that Scrappy was served while they were in the strip club), why doesn't she tell her son to pay what he owes? The backwards logic in reality TV world. I think Jessica Dimepiece is a cute girl, but that hair color does her no favors.

Even if you were in the wrong for selling black market rib tips??? LOL this show! I know to take anything on this show with a grain of salt, but the thing about Rasheeda that floored me was her reaction. If my husband forged my name on a rental agreement for a secret office that turned out to be an apartment, I'm sorry but we need to re-evaluate our marriage. Why was her reaction that she wants to part ways with him in a business sense? It's like the forgery thing wasn't a big deal to her.

He makes me laugh too! There's something about his delivery. As if 8 kids by 4 baby mamas isn't enough, he: - Has the nerve to have 2 sets of twins that are close in age? - Was messing with Karlie Redd last season - Was messing with KD last season - Was still married last season - Is still having sex with baby mama #4 whenever he feels like it - Gets fur coats from his current girlfiriend - Still doesn't have as many kids as Tony! Mimi's eyebrows are too dark, and Joseline's have no shape. I also don't like that nude lipstick on Mimi. For a moment, I thought I had fallen asleep during Mama Dee and her man's conversation. Stolen ribs and jail time? Besides the theft part of it, how the hell were they planning on reselling the meat in the first place? Can someone explain this scenario? Why does Kirk look so greasy in his confessional?

Damn! I didn't know that he had another kid so close in age to Little Mandeecees! What in the world???

Well this definitely makes me want to watch now!

Kirk continues to be a scum bucket! And Ashley Nicole is so thirsty! "I'll do whatever it takes!" Girl, you'll be lucky to get a mix tape out of Kirk let alone 5 albums. I didn't catch why Jessica Dime is moving to ATL. What is her talent that she's trying to promote? Is she trying to do something new or will she be stripping in ATL? Dawn looked like she lost some weight. Her hair looked like trash though.

LOL! "No one's gonna tell me what to do!" C****, are you like 16?? I get such a kick out of him! Maybe she'll be on the next season like Nikko's wife is on this season of ATL!

So now we have the ancient gypsy tradition of squeezing a lemon on someone's doorstep to sour their relationship. Where were all of these traditions in previous seasons? I'm sure you all caught the preview for the next season of Gypsy Sisters. Kayla and Nettie fighting. Again.cmaybe they need to bring back cousin Sheena or find a new gypsy cousin to inject some life into this show. It's getting repetitive. The only new angle seems to be Dallas being on her mom's in the war against Kayla.

Ooh I didn't even notice that! She needs to get away from him ASAP. C**** is so bitchy, but his bitchiness makes me laugh so much. He just doesn't care!

I've been trying to figure this out, and I got nothin'.

No, you're right. The son lives in Florida with her mom, but I don't remember if that's on a full-time basis or not. My only guess is that Erica said that because she could. She could get away with anything not being on stage.

Ugh she is the worst! I already couldn't stand her, and her "show" last night added fuel to my fire. Sitting up there with her saggy tits talking a whole lot of shit. Why did she come at Diamond like that? And what's the story with the beef between Jhonni and Erica? I heard Jhonni saying that she can't stand her. Or was she talking about Diamond? I wish that Chrissy had gotten a chance to respond to Erica. The host cut her off really quickly. Cisco's mom (looking just like her son) was super overdressed.

She's been on twice. Once was for her teenage son that was marrying the red-haired gypsy girl that wanted to get an education. They were in a long-distance relationship. The second time was for the daughter that wanted to be a model. They traveled to NYC to do a photo shoot.

Why don't you prove that you're good enough to marry me? What in the hell? These gypsies and their tests. I fast-forwarded through the graveling crap. The TN bride's dress was one of the nicest that I've seen on this show. Shocking! Was her sister the one that wanted to be a model or was that yet another sibling? So far we've had the model, the gorger-marrying bride, and the boy who married the redhead. I think I'll drop my consulting job and become a gypsy dentist. I'm horrified by the teeth every episode. The ending of the Indiana wedding was dumb. So the maid of honor gives a (traditional :)) thank you speech at the end of the wedding and snubs the bride's mom? Then she and the bride get into a fight? I loved how the bride was stepping all over her dress when she was walking down the aisle!

I hope Mandeecee's ex's mom is there! I loved it when she was trying to fight Judy! And worrying about who was going to pay the dry cleaning bill for her suit.

I came out of this season loving Chrissy! I was so happy when she read C****. He's such a fuckboy! And he's so twitchy. It's the craziest thing to me. Right! I'm sitting here trying to hustle, and you're trying to make your bootleg Cuervo. Why am I paying you? I've gotta agree with you guys about Cisco. I understand that Tasha is pissed and wants to punish Cisco, but it's not fair to the kids. Of course Cisco should have thought of that before he treated her so badly, but that's just the way it is. But it looks like in the end he got to be with his kids so I'm guessing Tasha (wearing 17 layers of foundation) changed her mind? Every time Mandeecees is on my screen, I'm mesmerized by his teeth. Are they real? Help me out. I've never seen such perfect teeth in my life. Little Mandeecees looks just like his dad, and the other boy looks just like Yandy.