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How do you feel about the braids, announcergirl? Those things are thiiiiiiirsty! More importantly, what is going on with lil bro's hair? What is that 'do called? Besides a don't.

LOL I don't know how to get rid of the box above, and I don't know why it's here. OMG he really does look like a cherub! And Amber looked dusty. What was up with the ankle socks and high heels that she was wearing during her confrontation with Scrapp? For the Intervention graduates: Tommie reminded me of Christy the meth addict in that scene. Remember her? Christy rhymes with misty with the missing eyebrows who was flinging rainman noodles at her sister. There's something about him that's sexy, but I can't pinpoint it! If I passed him walking down the street or when I was strolling through prison, I wouldn't turn my head to take a second look, but ... I don't know. I'm so confused. I just realized that his name is Will Robinson. LOL danger! Scrapp's charge is trafficking marijuana 10-2,000 pounds. Ain't no dime bag, bih! Here's Scrapp's prison check-in pic.

Well damn! I thought Mona didn't like violent people on her show? Isn't that why she kicked off shrimpy Yung Berg? But she gives KK a spot on the show?

Scrapp, go take Franklin for a walk! Put some food in Henrietta's bowl! I'm confused (would Scrappy pronounce is confroosed) by that. Is his name King King? Kang Kang? I was also confused for a while trying to figure out the Scrapp thing. I kept talking out loud and asking myself where this new baby mama came from. I thought Erica Dixon was the baby mama. Then I realized, there's a new Scrapp in town. Does he go by Scrapp and Mama Dee's son goes by Scrappy? I had an immediate dislike for Tommie. The fake bougie way she talks gets on my nerves. Did y'all see the article with her alleged mugshots?

It's like on the Young and the Restless back in the day when Nikki and Diane were fighting over Victor's sperm. Diane stole Victor's sperm from the sperm bank. I can see Tara doing some shit like that. My favorite reaction was Bianca saying "Jesus Christ" and putting her hand on her chest. That tickled me. I don't know who did the hair and makeup on the reunion, but they need to be fired. Samantha looked gorgeous, and Amina looked good. Yandy's hair and makeup looked a mess. As did MariahLynn's. (My cousin said "who's the old white lady on stage?") Rah's hair looked like she took the 24" hair straight out of the package and didn't bother to do any shaping. I'm so tired of Yandy and Mendeecees. If I'm lucky, Mendeecees time in prison will mean less Yandy. I'm tired of them acting like there was some big injustice done to Mendeecees (and Remy too for that matter, PAPOOSE. Fuck outta here with that prison separating families bullshit). Prison looks really horrible. You know what I do to not end up there? I don't sell drugs, and I don't shoot people. I can't stand Judy. Or maybe it's because I like Kim. She looks all thugged out, but she has that high-pitched voice. She cracks me up. I'm all late with this post. I'll see you in Atlanta.

Yes! She has dead doll eyes! It's so odd.

The baby's name was really Iceland???

Kayla posted on Instagram today: https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvG-ToK7d0/?taken-by=kaylawilliams00 I wonder if Richard is starting a new family?

Thanks! I just read that Tammy "I can't clapback on Instagram without some egregious spelling error" Rivera is coming back this season. I guess she's bored at home worrying about where her husband is sticking his panky. K. Michelle is going to be back too.

I agree with the above sentiments about Remy. I don't like her, and there's something oddly emotionless about her. As much as I don't like Remy, I'll take her over Yandy and her small teeth any day. For real, Yandy's teeth look like they're juuuust hanging on her to her gums. Were Mendeecees and Remy framed for their crimes? Yandy's all "woe is me I can't believe he got sentenced for so long" and Remy is all "wah nobody came to visit me in prison." These were both preventable crimes. There was no shady person in the background who set them up. You do the crime, you have to deal with the consequences. Think about that before you go slangin dope. Did I miss a preview of the reunion? Don't they usually show that at the end of a season? We usually roll from one season right into the next, but I haven't heard anything about Atlanta. Are the rumors that there's going to be a LHH New Orleans true?

KIM!! I'm so excited to see her pop off on Judy next week! I'll suffer through Yandy and Mendeecees to see Kim and her suits. Now lemme catch up on this thread. Thot-thot-licious!

Kayla made a happy birthday post to her husband Adam today. Does anyone know when she got married? https://www.instagram.com/p/BBAxBmLK7cq/?taken-by=kaylawilliams00

Please keep this in mind if any of you guys ever run into Peter up on Dyckman (is there only one street in NYC? I swear everything on this show is on Dyckman)! He's got super sperm! One of these days, I need to tally all of the LHH men and see who has the most baby mamas and kids.

Mendeecees and Yandy have been throwing parties all over the place in the past few weeks. They've been in Orlando, Philly, and Tampa recently. Tonight they're in Dallas, and tomorrow they're in Houston. I wish I would. Gotta get those funds for Mendeecees commissary somehow. Those Reese's peanut butter cups aren't going to buy themselves.

I’m finally caught up on this show! The DJ Self/Yorma situation is boring as hell, but at least it’s “fresh.” This is only my 2nd season of the NY franchise, but I’m already tired of Peter/Amina/Tara. Tara wants to present this klassy lady persona, but she’s a bird just like any other sidepiece. Moving into the building where your baby daddy lives? Come on son. You just want to get some of that fire escape peen. Don’t pretend that it’s for the kids. I would die if I got the Tony (Kalenna's husband) hot potato! That dude does not shoot blanks! Wasn't this most recent baby his ninth child? I’d like to know the answer to that question. What does one need to become a manager of an artist? Mimi Faust started her own management group too, and if I’m not mistaken Karlie Redd did too. *Dead* I visibly shudder when she's on my screen. I can’t stand her face or her personality. Lexxi seems nice enough, but she reminds me so much of Ashanti! She’s got a bit of a no-neck thing going on like Benzino. Or is it just the clothes that she wears? I laughed so hard when she said that. Maybe some diction classes would help her more than a class on how to hold a teacup! LOL! He's the therapist that comes on the TVOne murder shows! I'm gagging thinking about his smelly feet! Cardi B is growing on me! I'd take her over Joseline any day. For the first few episodes her voice got on my last nerves, but this week’s etiquette class scene made me laugh. I fast forward through the Mandeecess/Yandy scenes. I can’t with this “woe is me I’m going to raise these kids on my own because my husband is in Sing Sing because he’s a convicted drug dealer.” Y’all need to stop with Arsenio and Moe! I’m at my desk trying to fight back tears! Y’all, I’m older than MariahLynn’s mom. Jesus be some SPF.

OK now this makes sense. I've seen Benzino and The-The cutting up on social media recently, and I couldn't figure out why. I guess he needs to keep his name out there in order to promote the show.

I looked up the tour that Omarion (featuring Apryl) was part of. It had Chris Brown, Kid Ink, and Teyana Taylor.

Before this year, the only Omarion song that I knew was "Ice Box." That was my jam when it came out! His big song this year was "Post to Be," which featured the famous words by Jhene Aiko: I might let your boy chauffeur me But he gotta eat the booty like groceries

I'm dead at the contour rug! In a face-off between Moniece and Nikki, I was rooting for no one. An acceptable outcome would have been for Moniece to snatch Nikki by her wack hairline and for Nikki to pummel Mo with her plastic boobs. Needless to say, I was kind of let down. My suggestions for next season. Get rid of: Brandi and Max - if Mona does nothing else, this will be a major improvement. My ears still haven't recovered from hearing her screech Willie and Shanda Nia and Soulja and Nas Nikki (unless they're going to bring back Uncle Fester and there's going to be a new love triangle, but I doubt that they want to deal with his sex trafficking charges) Amber The only person I liked this season was Princess. If bringing her back means that Ray-J's 5% cheating ass has to come back, then I'll deal with it. I'm on the fence about Miles and Milan. Unless there's some sort of new angle with them, they won't really add anything. Neither one of them is ratchet enough. Milan has nice teeth, but I need for him to lose all of the gold chains. They look lame. I don't know anything about touring, but is it normal for your baby mama to be on stage with you at a performance? What was Apryl doing? Was she Omarion's chaperone?

Ahem. I believe the proper term is Love Pentagon. But lol at the ho semi-circle! Get out get out get out!!! Noooo! He is totally your best friend's little brother. I think it was this week or last week that Mally Mal and Nikki are back together. I'm not surprised after their sex tape or sex snippet that got leaked not too long ago. I hope they are back together and never appear on my screen again. Nikki doesn't have a storyline, and her job is to just be messy this season. I hate women like her that always try to act like how they think all black women act. Nikki did have some cool sunglasses one episode though. I'll give her that.

She loves to do those boxy eyebrows that are all the rage now. When she shows her natural eyebrow shape, she looks pretty.

Kayla posted on Instagram yesterday that her daughter, Danielle, is pregnant. George is the father. Is he the one whose lap Danielle was sitting on last season? https://instagram.com/p/9mE0IpK7WS/?taken-by=kaylawilliams00

Her daughter (Zonnique?) also had the eye color change. I think it looks horrible. I find Tiny to be hard on the eyes already, and the eye color isn't helping. Don't forget about the hot dicks! I don't believe we've heard about the warm vibrator line this season. I wonder what happened with that? That's what I got out of it too. Moniece isn't doing shit, but since you're her mom, can you step in and take Kam during her time? I don't know what Moniece was crying about. "No one cares about me!" What a petulant child. Grow the fuck up. Your number one priority should be Kam. No comments on Brandi's rapping?? I laughed thinking about what my family's reaction would be if I brought the Garbage Pail Kid home for the holidays. I don't know who would whoop my grown ass first - my mom or my dad.

I’m finally able to post. I had to take some time to recuperate after reading all of the comments about Brandi and Max! Y’all killed me. When Brandi hits the sideways pose in her talking heads segments, you know she’s about to drop some good stuff! Whenever I think this show I can’t laugh/cringe at this show anymore, Mona does me proud. Last week’s scene with Brand and Max in the driveway should be in the Reality Show Hall of Fame. He's Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles. Fizz looks high all the time. Those eyes! Did he look like that last season and I just forgot? You are so right! All we need next is for his voice to start cracking. I wonder if Apryl is going to have a storyline this season. She seems to be in the “friend” role this time around. Not that I’m complaining. I don’t want to have another scene where she talks about how biiiig Omarion’s dack is because he’s uncircumcised.

Did you guys see that your girl Moniece got engaged to Rich Dollaz? https://instagram.com/p/7y0n_cy2N3/?taken-by=theshaderoominc I still can't believe that they're a couple.