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Watcher0363

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  1. Clearly Disney did not produce enough pods to slip under everyone's bed. All the illegal immigrants must have thrown off their counts. Please submit your location. Oops, your on line, the Disney-- NSA nexus has already found you. Welcome to the club.
  2. Well Law and Order is very good, as for Law and Order:SVU. I can only describe it as someone once described the Walking Dead. It is sorrow porn, with an added undercurrent of all men are pigs.
  3. The question is. Do they have enough Star Wars merchandise on sale? I wonder where that thought came from?
  4. Olivia: Panties around her ankles, rotting corpse makeup, handcuffed to a dentist chair. Stabler: I've seen this, right out of the Walking Dead. Lenny: The panties around the ankles makes it yours, as for the rest of it. No more walking for her, now she is just dead. [Dun Dun]
  5. Hell, some of us would even follow you down an internet RABBIT hole.
  6. I think the takeaway from the Old Navy commercial is. You either wear clothes made in a third world child labor sweat shop. Or you dine with the insufferable brats. The Sophie's choice of the millennial's.
  7. So I guess a good pick up line to use on you would go something like, "You are not one of those women who prematurely uses their safe word?"
  8. There was a financial write up about why Disney was spending so much money promoting the movie. As for any woman who reveals her light saber. I would swipe right.
  9. I'm 53 and them there are some fighting words. 14 yrs old, lawn mowing money, mom drops me off at the Grove Park theater. Two hours later and I had seen the best movie ever made.
  10. As if the double whammy is coincidence. Lol. What's funny is I think those commercials are aimed more at the parents than their children.
  11. My thoughts on Lash. Because the inhumans were created as weapons in a war. It only stands that they would need the equivalent on the military police. Lash could be genetic encoded to kill any inhumans who are not loyal to the Kree. Since the Kree are gone and Lash is not fully transformed, he is killing anyone who is not loyal to the human race and or Shield.
  12. Eighties slow clap. Check Ward dead. Check Ward actually mostly dead. Surprise!!!! Not. Check SG1 Goa'uld makes an appearance. Priceless!!!!
  13. No yikes!! Embrace the inner Penthouse Forum letter within your mind and body.
  14. To be fair the Patti Labelle version is strictly about prostitution. However the update Pink, Christina A. and company version is more blank space in nature with a strong hint of we be using you dumb guys, It is the new feminine empowerment movement. I am thinking about starting a line of T-shirt clothing with the tag line "Courtesan Life." Yeah, yeah, aw We come through with the money and the garter belts Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate We independent women, some mistake us for whores I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours Disagree, well, that's you and I'm sorry I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari Wear high heeled shoes, getting love from the dudes Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge Hey sisters, soul sisters Betta' get that dough sisters We drink wine with diamonds in the glass By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
  15. All I can say about the Natalie Portman commercial is: It is Natalie Portman. It is better to be left at the altar by Natalie Portman, than to never have been to the altar with Natalie Portman. That is of course, assuming you got a little free milk first.
  16. You are so right there. What those non milk shakes do to my digestive system is unmentionable.
  17. I roll my eyes, anytime I see people bring out brute force tools when they are about to torture people. The best torture is nerve stimulation, not concussing people. Stress positions, nerve points and drugs to heighten the nerve ending. After a good torture session a person should look overly tired with a hint of very bad food poisoning. As for Ward, he is just a man in search of someone to love him for who he is, really is, deep down inside. Ward the eharmony profile questions are long and time intensive. But they do have a pretty good success rate.
  18. I am going to write a letter to the editor titled. Stop the Old Spice commercials. There making me gay!! (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
  19. I am laughing so hard at this. I do not know what dude wipes are for. But if they are for genital cleaning. All the commercial has to have is one guy saying remember when you thought cologne on your testicles would be a good thing or giving your testicles an alcohol bath would be quick and easy. They then both go ouch and start laughing.
  20. What is funny is that I have lived in Lakeland Fl. for over fifty years. The home of Florida Southern College. And this is the first I have heard of this incident. In my younger days I visited that campus a lot. I must admit I am not into athletes or celebrity books. People with talent giving us the woe is me or the you can do it too. Is a little much for me. People with talent especially great talent, usually start living in a non normal world at a very early age. And never quite see the real world most people live in, even after a hard fall.
  21. Are you confusing Peyton Manning with Bret Farve. The Football Gods are not happy!
  22. Into the streets of Alexandria, strolled the not so magnificent eight. It was not for them to question why, But to infer what the Rick will imply. Truly it was do or die. The smelly eight hand in hand, strolled into the mean streets of Alexandria. Roamers to the left of them! Biters to the Right of them! Walkers to the front, the dead are just everywhere! Yeah do they walk through the valley of the dead, they have much to fear, for Rick is their shepherd. Not that Rick was weak or bat shit crazy, his patience was thin for the weak or bat shit crazy. Experience had taught him, but not well enough. Maybe experience had taught Rick well, but the blonde has blinded and weaken many of men. So four strong and four weak journey into the heart of darkness. Surly the youngest would cry and ring the dinner bell, no she carries the Rick gene and is strong with the Rickness. The youngest of the weak, fears the monsters. Needs his mommy, calls for his mommy. In the midst of monsters hungry for the living. Has Rick blundered again? Is not the past, prologue?
  23. I grew up in the duck and cover a bomb era so I will after this comment. Now that Morgan has body slammed Carol. She will probably wake up in love with Morgan. Because I am sure at some point Carol had a throw pillow that said, "They only body slam the ones they love."
  24. I would say it takes a special talent to kill the golden goose. But I know better. It just takes greed and incompetence. Producers of TWD you are killing the golden goose one boring and anti-climatic episode at a time.
  25. Is this show now 20 minutes of drama /40 minutes of commercials
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