SemiCharmedLife

I'm going to have a double shot of toilet brew now to rid myself of the sight of Shawn's pixilated ass. See you next week!

Destinee: I'm good at figuring out where to find it. Producers: Handing over the hotel's address, after purchasing plane ticket...

AARGH! EYE BLEACH, STAT!!!!

Branwin is on Martel-level of opiates. I can't believe her sober roommate can't see this and kick her to the curb.

Just one???

THAT, my friend, is the mystery! 😉

AX THROWING!!!

Destinee is so delusional. Shawn has already spent his last dollar on you and now has another mouth to feed. Maybe she is referring to money from the show.

There's more of a chance of Branwin getting it on with ANYONE other than you tonight, Chazz.

The bunny costume is a major improvement...

Daonte is always getting himself tangled in these threesomes. 😜

OMG! Now they are dressing alike- in outlandish biker fashions. Yikes. This show is a gem!

NO!!! Not a shirtless Shawn. Tell me it isn't true!

Speak for yourself! 😂

FIFY

We won't believe who else is crashing Shawn's wedding....could it be- Kelly?????? (Is this supposed to be suspenseful?)

At least someone in here is discerning....

Hey, bunkies! I've been in solitary for the last few weeks, but the warden has let me back in gen pop just in time for tonight's snarkfest!

I really feel sympathy for what Ayan has gone through in her life. Sharing her experience of female circumcision as a young child was so brave and just broke my heart. I would love to see her use her celebrity status/ wealth to work with an organization to bring awareness to this issue and bring an end to it. This might help in her healing process, too. Despite her outward confidence, she seems to filled with insecurities, which is now very understandable.

It's been a minute. Isn't it time for a new product launch by Rinna? Since she did so well with Depends, she could start her own line of adult diapers and call them "Rinna Rescues."

I believe that the table fabric is made up of two sided sequins, one side gold and one side black. The "blotches" are the black sequins, the decorator dispersed them throughout to keep with the black and gold theme. (You just swipe the sequins in the opposite direction to get the contrasting color.) To me, it looks a little Las Vegas-y (fitting for PK?) and the U- shaped tables were a choice. Did you notice that Dorit, PK, Kyle and Mau were seated at the head of the table? Only one answer for this: "CARCASS OUT!" 😂

My husband is Mexican and we must have limes at every meal (not to mention beverages). I always know, no matter what I cook, it will be bathed in lime juice and salsa and wrapped in a tortilla. Good times. 😉

Yes, I noticed that! I paused the video on the drink menus and the top two drinks were very elaborate, trendy mixtures with dried lemon or lime wheels and dried botanicals as garnish. Rinna was upset that the fruit wasn't fresh. This reminds me of Kyle's store opening- hire someone to make all the decisions, show up at the last minute and have a hissy fit over minor details. Add in treating the staff poorly and poof! there's your launch!

OOOF! I'm so angry! The coven's antics are now just becoming so obvious. They aren't even trying to be civil around Sutton and Garcelle. Kyle, Dorit and Rinna are coming after Sutton for not covering up Erika's issues, like they have. I'm glad Sutton pointed out to Kyle that they are all defending Erika no matter what she does. Garcelle gets called out for bringing up the concern about Erika mixing drink and meds and acting out. If anyone gets to do that, it's Garcelle- Erika verbally abused her son for absolutely no reason. Diana wants to be part of the coven, so she continues to criticize Garcelle when she has more of a reason to be upset with Erika's drunken antics at her party. I need to see a bit more loyalty to Garcelle on Sheree's part or she can just go. I'm hoping Crystal and Kathy finally get fed up with the coven and stand up to them.

Every time I've been to a crab feed or seafood extravaganza, they have had at a minimum salad and bread, and usually a pasta, as well. Ryan was counting on the amount of seafood to appease the guests without thinking about variety and a balanced meal. I also saw his appearance on WWHL and his go-to excuse is that it was all for the drama and things are not what they seem. He's quite the actor, then! 😉