SemiCharmedLife

"She elevated the show". ???? She brought it to its lowest points. She even described herself as a cockroach and was delighted in herself when she brought someone else down.

Bye all! Enjoy the week! Will snark with you soon!

What the heck was that on the previews?????

no, that would make too much sense for these bozos. Monique has no game at all. Drink some coffee and suggest something fun that doesn't involve being on the streets or gambling. Heck, she could have tried to get romantic with him. If that didn't work, that would have been good info for her...

You were the first person to use that moniker for Blaine, if memory serves. So perfect! 😂

Justine, I don't think your MIL was criticizing your daughter, she was criticizing your parenting decisions. Kids are going to want tattoos and more at a really young age, parents need to set boundaries.

Yes, otherwise known here as Boomhauer (sorry, don't know the spelling.)

If there is no cow picture, Sklyar isn't going to be happy...

I think she is trying to buy his affection.

$506-- money must grow on trees with these people. If I paid that much for a meal, it would have to be prepared by Gordon Ramsey!

Monique, drink some coffee and go out with your soulmate...no casino, but somewhere else.

Aris deserves a better guy than Cameron, but I will say that I look forward to Cameron's antics.

Great shot of the vaseline, eyelashes and ??? various supplies...

Anything but a job!!!

Going from cornfield sex to bathroom sex to car sex. This show has it all!!

Isn't she the one who didn't like guys being inappropriate when trying to date her? She sure picked the wrong fella.

Cameron is something else! Good lord!

Is this a rhetorical question?

Is Derek going to use the picture on his soon to be created dating site?

HI Bunkies, I'm late for roll call today. Too much celebrating after hearing some news about some of my least favorite Real Housewives. Edit: wish I had read the feed first. I'm so sorry for the loss of your loved ones. Sending love...

In a few months time, I can see Jen being HBIC of the prisoners. She has some ability to seemingly bewitch people into doing her bidding/ supporting her to the end. Case in point: Coach Shah, her minions involved in the scamming, Heather and, to a lesser extent, the other HWs. Add to that her psycho attitude and lean toward violence and you have a cellblock leader, for sure.

I would have said, "Oh, is this another Beauty Lab treatment? It looks about as good as the overdone fillers." I would like Danna to be promoted to Housewife. She is the only one speaking up directly to Jen (except that fight Angie K had in the van). Despite the cast knowing that Jen was a scammer (lead scammer, no less), they are still either supporting her or remaining silent about her actions.

I guess this is Bravo's answer to Rinna's $2 million pay demand.

I guess the cockroach isn't going to outlast us, after all. Bye, Rinna!

Lisa Rinna needs to "own it!" We all know she was let go.