SemiCharmedLife

I'm heading out to my local theatre. Enjoy the rest of this episode and snark on!

It's too bad we had to have Chance back on our tvs. Taylor needs to get her head out of her ass and kick him to the curb. He has no redeeming qualities.

Well, they are pretty much at the bottom of the barrel, no offense...

Congrats on your big news!

I never thought I would see these words, but here we are! 😂

Cameron really missed the opportunity to write a rap song called "Muffin Time." That would have shot to the top of the charts!!

You're close!

Yes, Cameron, a cactus is a plant you MAY be able to care for without immediately killing it! 😂

Pretty good! The physical therapist is making sure my bee-hind hurts all the time after I do those tortuous exercises he gave me. (Don't trust a PT who looks like he could bench press you!)

Hi all! I'm popping it for a minute or two before I leave for my fun live Holiday show.

I understand not everyone enjoys costumes and dressing in a theme for an event, but I think Lisa is being obnoxious (as is Mary) for not participating at least a little. She thinks she is too stylish and fashionable to dress up with the rest of her "friends." To me, she comes across as snobby and a cold fish. (At least Meredith does her classy version of the theme. Lisa could do this, too, if the costumes were too tacky. Can't these ladies let down their hair and have some fun?)

I hope House of Blues loses big on this EJ residency. She has shown herself to be unkind, nasty, selfish and self-involved. They decided to hire her when there are many more deserving and talented artists out there. Good luck with that.

I loved the producers labeling Angie "The Don" as she was trying to balance herself in her pink floaty. Hilarious! We need more moments like this to balance out the toxic arguing.

Not only did they not mention Hunter helping Dayton, they lied about the whole thing and said that Dayton was visiting his bio dad when the accident happened. SMH

Yes, it absolutely makes no sense to fire Lily at this stage. But, then, this show is about the drama, not practicality. I like Tumi, but I would have not gone to Sandy over Lily. I would have explained earlier why there were two stews turning over the rooms, so Sandy would have understood the dilemma. If Lily has experience in hospitality (as opposed to housekeeping), maybe she could be pulled into service during dinners- they are asking deck crew to carry up plates, so why not Lily?

Another thing that Kody admitted to on this episode was that Robyn is being skewered by the viewers, on social media and forums like this. Before this, he would blame the other wives for "bullying Robyn." Now we know he is aware of how disliked Robyn is among the general public. (Of course, Kody has even less admirers among the viewers.) He is so enamored of Robyn that he is now willing to let himself be outed as an angry husband who even picks fights with his favorite wife to punish himself, just so viewers will feel sorry for Robyn. I believe he is a very angry man, but I think they are exaggerating their relationship troubles to draw sympathy to Robyn. However, we know that Robyn played a major part in Kody showing preference to her and driving all the other wives away, so I can't feel bad for the reaping the consequences of her actions.

I enjoyed the segment about Robyn's personality being "drama queen" and how she dramatically confronted Christine about how hurt she was by that characterization. Fast forward to now: Robyn is crying over the idea that Christine called her dramatic, and still can't let it go. When the shoe fits, Robyn!

We finally have a visual for "Kody Speak!" Thank you @xwordfanatik!

We should have viewing parties complete with pancakes and maple syrup!

It was disappointing to see Luka texting Natalya that he misses her right after he gets intimate with Jessika. Luka is super good looking, but doesn't always think through his romantic entanglements. On Down Under, he was flirting with someone who was in a relationship with a fellow deckie. Here, he is trying to navigate through Nat's crazy relationship drama and then says, "too much baggage." I wonder how Nat dropped all that baggage in the 5 days since she left the boat? Or, maybe things with Jessika weren't what he had hoped for...

There have been several former crew members that have done podcasts (off the top of my head- Adrienne, Kate, Daisy). It seems to me that they could share some of this inside info on their podcasts. I know most of us would love to learn more about the high end yachting industry.

Yes! At my health club, they have converted every last tennis court to pickle ball. Not even one remaining tennis court for the purists...

We need a laughing til you cry emoji for this group!

Have a great weekend! See you all next week for more questionable fashion and life choices...

Louie and Melissa's love making should be a crime PERIOD!