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When discussing family circumstances, I recently said "I'm the younger child." I got some puzzled looks. "I have an older sibling." More confusion. "My parents had 2 children. I'm the second of 2 children" Finally, someone said "So you're the youngest!" "Nope!" I replied. They were well and truly confused.

And she should get out of that chiro snake oil contraption and see a real doctor

Allowing an unlicensed driver to operate the vehicle is a policy breach. If the owner didn't allow the operation then there is also no coverage because it was being driven without the owner's consent.

I saw it on Broadway, it was fabulous, but I question whether a touring cast could match the performance of Victoria Clark as the lead.

A friend was in an airport lounge listening to a traveler have a speakerphone conversation about "top secret" business dealings. She slipped him a note that said "You don't know who I am. And you don't know who I know." He moved to one of the cubicles designed for such conversations.

Tops 'n Tails also known as Whore's Bath

I saw the OG cast of Waitress. I very rarely see a production twice, but while planning a trip to NYC in early 2019 I saw on Sara's social media that she would be doing a listening party for her album Amidst the Chaos, after a Waitress showing while I was in town. I thought "I'll buy the cheapest ticket to the show, just to attend the listening party". It was hosted by Gavin Creel. I'm so glad I didn't pass up that opportunity.

That's why he is forever Wheelchair Jimmy.

"You were fucking Tessa Campanelli?"

16. Does that make me the top Canuck on Primetimer? For the record, everyone in my small town called the evening meal "supper". When I went to a Big City University, I started saying "dinner" and have never reverted.

They have 2 AirBnB properties. A property that others rent out in its entirety. Meri has an actual B & B (bed and breakfast), essentially a small hotel that rents individual rooms and includes breakfast. Yes, that predatory short term rental company deliberately chose its name to fool the public.

Alienation of affection is a specific legal term, allowing you to sue the person who "stole" your spouse (usually directed toward the "other woman", rarely a man who had an affair with a married woman). It's been disallowed in most jurisdictions, with the recognition that (1) you don't own your spouse and (2) your spouse was the asshole who broke their marriage vows, regardless of whether some "whore" enticed him. You're thinking of parental alienation.

WTF are buttery French fries?

As a Canadian lawyer, I like to call it "being ensconced in His Majesty's Hostelry"

Telling your guests not to give you a gift implies they were otherwise obligated to give you a gift.