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My God, has anyone ever seen a more irritating couple than Yara and Jovi? They’re BOTH so mf annoying. She’s snippy and condescending and he’s single-minded and dumb. Who on Earth would want to go drinking after 30 hours of traveling?! I see absolutely no affection or even sexual chemistry between them. Her disdain is obvious but he doesn’t even seem into her, so what’s the deal? Is he feeling guilty about rescinding the proposal-due-do-pregnancy? Natalie looks absolutely insane to me like a cross between a clown and Satan. She could absolutely audition for horror movies. The way she hugged those flowers in the car was so bizarre. Why does she talk like she’s trying not to move or open her mouth? I’m jealous of their stay in Seattle; my husband and I visited all the time but the borders have been closed since April and I think it’s our longest stretch of time not visiting the US. Brandon and his parents have no boundaries and it’s unhealthy. His mom takes an overactive role in Brandon’s life and his dad just seems like he’s along for the ride. Butt out of his life, lady. It was nauseating watching his parents gaze adoringly at their son tongue wrestling his girlfriend. And it was embarrassing to watch Brandon’s dad publicly chiding his adult son over dinner. Let the poor kid live his life and make mistakes.

Agreed! I think I’d be annoyed if Cole were my husband but it’s sweet to see him so emotional about Watson. Also, I LOVED Bedazzled and love the reference. I haven’t seen that movie in like a decade or more but didn’t he cry about the tuna in his salad or something?

I get stabby watching Josh act all petulant about birth control. He’s only cavalier about an unplanned pregnancy because he knows his parents will do the bulk of the work and contribute significantly financially. Also, if you want to bang your Russian fiancé all night in the same room, you can go right ahead and GET YOUR OWN PLACE. I’m not a prude; I’d let my son stay in the same room as his girlfriend but he needs to know that me hearing their sex life is as gross as him overhearing mine. Josh’s parents are way too involved and have perpetuated this man-child’s lack of independence. Let the kid pick up his fiancé on his own for god’s sake. Is Yara on drugs? I wouldn’t even wanna have lunch with her much less marry her. She seems irritated and condescending all the time even when she’s smiling. He’s an idiot for suggesting a night out after a 30 hour flight though. I wish we didn’t have to suffer through more of Natalie and Mike; they’re one of my least favorite couples on this franchise. All I can think of is her crazy mom stroking her hair while she cried in bed like a 3 year old.

I’m no fan of Kail’s but a homebirth is impressive. I couldn’t wait for my epidurals. I love how excited the big brothers were to meet Creed. I used to feel bad for Jade because her mom is such a fat sack of shit and a drugged up user. But now it’s annoying that she continues to entrust this sack of shit mother with her young child instead of cutting her off until she’s clean. Why is always so exhausted? Does she color hair 14 hours a day? Is it just that nobody in her family works so an 8 hour day feels pretty intense in comparison? Her and Sean are such trashy parents, with the constant swearing and yelling in front of Kloie and the Cheetos snacks in front of a tablet. I had to FF through Leah’s segments. They were boring AF. Briana works to get smart? What? Does Devoin think she’s working towards a PhD? That was such a stupid text conversation. You owe fucking money because she’s your fucking spawn. Why can’t Briana just directly say something along those lines instead of “do you take me for a joke”?

I need to add that it’s insane that Ari can’t just go home and let Bini enjoy the celebrations alone. I was tired and anxious a lot when my babies were little but there’s no need for two people to be at home missing the fun.

Holy, Family Sumit really brought the drama! Jenny is so dumb. She thinks that just because Mother Sumit was nice to her during her FOUR MONTH stay that she should be ecstatic about her son marrying a 60 year old?! Maybe she’s a little angry about you banging her son while you were a guest in her home? I can’t believe how calmly everyone sat around and discussed Mothet Sumit’s suicide plans. Like how Yazan calmly explained about his father’s plan to kill him. How frickin cute is Hannah?! She seemed genuinely excited about having two dads. I’m very happy for Kenny and Armando. Their segments are boring but in a good way. They both seem to have a good sense of humor. I know I’m the odd man out but I’ve always felt a lot of sympathy for Ari, probably because I just can’t even imagine the difficulty of raising a child in Ethiopia, away from family and everything you’re used to. It’s hard enough for me raising kids with all the conveniences and luxuries and first world privileges. I felt anxious seeing that crushing wall of people in the midday heat too. And Bini saying it’s about her evil spirit being afraid...ugh, their misunderstandings and poor communication give me so much second hand anxiety. Birth control is so cheap and there are so many semi-permanent options available. If you want to travel the world and bang every dreadlocked ass bongo playing dancer, you can with no consequences if you USE BIRTH CONTROL. I would not be able to raise a child in Ethiopia. I would not be able to handle goats having their throats slit on my front door. I would not want to attend festivals where people jostle for holy water. I would not want a partner who has such different views on parenting and religion. But I would’ve used some god damned birth control Deavan’s dad seems like a lot of fun. He seems amicable and pleasant. Why is he with Elicia? Deavan’s wedding day is starting to feel “rill” you guys! I actually think she looked quite nice in her dress. The applause was so tepid despite the MC trying to amp everyone up. It looked awkward as fuck and I low key love that it wasn’t her dream. She’s going to solve her marriage by leaving for a month because they have “so much differences”. Everything about her is annoying.

Briana seems SO slow. Like when she said her relationship was supposed to be a secret but also tweeted about it. She legit took a full 3 seconds to process what Shirley said. I also think if someone is watching your kids for a week, maybe they need to know who you’ll be with. Briana is just so dumb. Chelsea’s making good decisions for her kids. She may be boring and Cole is annoyingly cloying but they seem like good parents. Watson is one of the cutest kids I’ve seen, EVER. I wanna eat up that little face! It’s ironic that Cole was saying “there are over 80,000 people who have it in China” and fast forward a few months, the US has over 230,000 deaths. How quickly things changed. Jayde’s face always looks so tired and droopy, like she can barely keep her eyes open.

I’m thoroughly on Ari’s side even though I found her an irksome character all season. Yeah, you can mentally prepare yourself for a birth in Ethiopia but when you finally have the baby in your arms, you're allowed to feel differently about things like circumcision. I know it’s the norm, I know their respective faiths but it’s ok to feel your heart hurt at the idea of his penis being cut. I’m sure that shit hurts even if you’re 7 days old. I cannot stand Bini’s idiotic and condescending motherhood advice. He needs to STFU because he knows nothing about lactation or breastfeeding. She can absolutely drink just water, you moron. And breastfeeding does use up calories but your body will draw from fat deposits if your diet is insufficient. Deavan sounds so stupid when she talks. Does she have braces in her TH’s?

Chelsea’s segments are boring AF but little Watson makes my uterus weep because he’s the cutest little munchkin ever. And how cool is that pizza cake?! I’m a sucker for foods that look like other foods. Omfg ENOUGH with the phone for the love of effing god. Why does Chelsea wear a beanie indoors? Briana and Roxanne have serious boundary issues. I think it probably comes from being a member of a coven where an almost 30 year old needs to continue living with her mother. My memory is hazy but did Briana even check out Devoin’s mother’s house before the sleepover? We obviously don’t know the full story there but I wouldn’t allow any more contact with a grandmother who behaves so erratically. Sitting outside in a car is not normal behavior. Why did she even come? Victoria is like 3 days post partum but has to reassure her crying sister over a wheelchair. Don’t get me wrong, it’s devastating that Leah’s daughter has a degenerative disease but she’s known this wheelchair was coming for YEARS. “Your foot’s not broke!” I hope Leah’s not homeschooling during the pandemic. I think on some level Jade enjoys the drama. Why is it so hard to pack up her mom’s shit and leave it on the porch? How hard is it to change her number and cut off contact? She’s perpetuating this situation! Christy and Corey look disgusting. How do they have money for things like a car and restaurant meals?

Ugh I am enraged by any and all antiquated, misogynistic notions regarding childbirth and childrearing. That the suffering of a woman makes the birth “sweeter” as if Bini had ANY notion what labor feels like or know anything about the aftermath of birth. Someone said on another thread that breastfeeding into the toddlers years must be for the sexual gratification of the mother a few weeks ago. I’m still fuming at the pure ignorance of such a ridiculous, disgusting idea. Anyways, Ari knew she’d be giving birth in Ethiopia but I’m not judging her hysterics. My first birth was an emergency C-section I can’t even imagine having one in a foreign country where the only person you know is a sexual acquaintance. That baby bed did not look safe. Hannah in the backseat with tears had me teary-eyed too. She is just the sweetest. I’m looking forward to Kenny and Armando’s disagreements about parenting.

Like I said, Bini has a child in the US does he not? That IS his family. Arguably, the most important family he has. If my child were in another country, you better believe I’d jump at the chance to at least live in the same country as him. At least they could see each other on long weekends and holidays.

I’m learning a lot about the struggles of an LBGTQ relationship. I have close friends who are lesbian and gay but their respective families have all been welcoming and respectful so it really took me aback to see Armando’s family so teary and embarrassed over the engagement announcement. Brittany’s mom is doing an amazing job holding back the judgement. I hope one day I can listen to my kids tell me about the stupid shit they do and I can keep a straight face and refrain from yelling “how are you THIS dumb?!” The previewed scene where Yazan’s dad says “I will be his murderer” is chilling. A 2001 car for 15K is exorbitant. Was it ever discussed why Bini isn’t trying to immigrate to the US? He’d be able to visit his other kid and a 2001 car would be like...5K (I don’t know diddly squat about used cars). My first baby was delivered via C section because he was breech. Of course, it did not take place in Ethiopia so I do feel for her there. In the previews, it looks like in the next episode her son is about to be circumcised without her permission. That turns my stomach. It may be common in some places to routinely circumcise but the idea of altering someone’s body without their consent nauseates me. I’m not looking forward to seeing more of Deavan. But overall TOW is infinitely more interesting than HEA.

Sean seemed very impressed by Jade’s plans, didn’t he? I don’t know how she figures she’ll be able to run a successful salon in a few years and pay several employees including a general manager. Does she have a business plan or any idea how much a start-up costs? Jade always looks sleepy and her mouth is always open. It’s great she has a trade but she could stand to be a little humbler considering she hasn’t worked a day in this career yet. I didn’t know about Ali’s vision problem and I truly feel for Leah, raising a differently abled child. It must be more challenging than I could ever imagine. I’m glad the MTV money at least helps her with Ali’s medical bills. Luis looks awful in orange, like he’s wearing a prison jumpsuit. I can’t believe that apartment fits FIVE people. I had second-hand embarrassment for Luis, who had to have a conversation about chlamydia in the open living space with everyone home. Luis says he’ll continue coming around for Stella...umm what? You mean the thrice yearly visits?? Oh please, let those continue. I can’t stand these theatrics.

I think it’s weird that Chelsea invites a friend every time she hangs out with Aubrey. Aubrey seemed to like her and enjoy her company but I still think it’s odd, like Chelsea doesn’t like being alone with her kid. The father-daughter dance has been Chelsea’s storyline for years. It’s breathtaking stuff. I laughed out loud at the size of Jade’s mom’s steak. Jade needs to cut the casual cursing around her toddler. It drives me insane. Also, going from just graduating hair school to owning a chain and hiring people to manage them is a little eye-roll worthy. Take it down a notch, Jade. I guess in her family being employed is an accomplishment. Every week we’re reminded again and again about how much Christy is a useless sack of shit. Also, the graduation was pretty lame but I am proud of her for graduating from something. I actually applaud Kail for setting such firm boundaries with her mother. I don’t believe for a second she sent cards every birthday and holiday. How old is Brianna? I know I would not be in my 20’s calling my mother at work to tell her I have chlamydia. Yeah right she’s gonna kill this man 🙄. More likely she’ll take her pants off for him again. I wish she’d stop with this “Stellita loves her daddy!” shit. No, she doesn’t. She can’t love some man she’s seen 7 times in her life.

Eric thinks recovering from elective plastic surgery is “devastating”? I’m sure it’s painful but let’s not forget, this endeavor was to achieve bigger boobies and a thinner nose. Their segments are so contrived, with Erickee trying his hardest to muster some emotion for the camera. Get off my TV.

Jade’s mother is straight up DISGUSTING. I do not understand why Jade continues to allow her back into her life. She brings no value as a human being. What a surprise that she barely ended up helping with Kloie. Do we know if she paid any rent like she said she would? It’s embarrassing to me that a grown adult can be so cavalier about being temporarily homeless so frequently. She’d be unemployed if not for her family business. I’ve never seen an ultrasound clinic in a residential home before. Is this normal in the US? Did I hear correctly that Leah is sponsoring her sister’s boyfriend?! Why on Earth would Victoria not be sponsoring her own partner? Briana giggling about MORE unprotected sex with her deadbeat baby daddy is nauseating. That stupid smile when the nurse asked if she has a partner 🙄. She cares more about how attractive Luis finds her than how he cares for his offspring. I also think the concept of a nuclear family is so foreign and exciting to her that it makes her giddy seeing her daughter excited about her dad. Something about her vacant, slack-jawed, open-mouthed expression makes me irrationally ragey. Wow, the medium knew she had 3 sons and an alcoholic mother! Holy moly, what a fantastic gift! How eerie that this person with internet access would find that out about Kailyn? Her makeup at the hair salon was like...gold dust on her face. Is that what the kids are into these days?

I don’t have kids who split time between me and dad but I think Kail is so wrong to keep Isaac from his dad. It’s so unfair to Jo. What if the situation were reversed and Isaac didn’t want to spend time with Kail? Would she just be ok with not seeing him? I would be absolutely devastated. But I guess kids should have some say over where they spend their time. I don’t know. It’s nice to see Jade work towards an employable skill. She’s lived through so much dysfunction and I’m definitely rooting for her to break the cycle. I notice a lot of little questionable things like Kloie going to bed with a bottle, drinking a bright red liquid and watching a show while eating. Still, she really seems like she’s trying so props for that. Brianna and her family laughing about her hookup was disgusting. I feel like paternal abandonment is so normalized in that family. It’s absolutely APPALLING how indifferent Luis is to his daughter and I would never, ever be able to find a deadbeat sexually attractive. I don’t know how she can cry for her daughters lack of a father then hop into bed with that man. Everyone in her life acts like she’s a high schooler hilariously hooking up with an ex. Tee hee! Bad choices lol! She is a mother of two for God’s sake. Grow the fuck up.

I feel more and more sorry for Michael every episode. Can you imagine living your life in terror for accidentally setting off the beast? I thought she’d either find the fart hilarious or go off on a tirade about “disrespect”. He must be walking on eggshells CONSTANTLY. And I’m sorry to be so cold, but shut up already about the sick mom, Angela. You’re a grandmother to kids who are school-aged...yeah, your parent might pass. It’s what human brings do. I also think it’s really annoying she calls that friend “sissy”. “We’re getting married tomorrow!” - Libby. No, false. Also, shut up. I can’t believe their story for the season has been solely about Andrei’s shallow involvement with Moldavian law enforcement 5 years ago. Captivating stuff. She acts like a hero for accepting this past, like it’s something controversial or morally ambiguous. I cannot roll my eyes hard enough.

I am so, SO disgusted that Brianna propositioned Luis for sex right after calling him out for being a shit, deadbeat dad. He doesn’t give a tiny flying fuck about the daughter they made and here she goes, trying for another child for him to abandon. She let him off so easily too, tearing up about him missing her growing up. I would’ve torn him a new one and called him every name in the book, interspersed with expletives. But I’m a mean drunk. And I rarely wear my sluttiest cocktail dress to confront baby daddies at clubs. Cole seems cloyingly sweet. The door opening for Chelsea is weird, like she’s so delicate and crippled with anxiety she can’t do it herself. I’d be annoyed with him a lot if he were my husband.

Arielle: if you think I’m wrong, say I’m wrong. No! YOU’RE WRONG!! I’m stressed out, not you! Meanwhile, Bini think it’s possible to finish construction on that apartment is 7 days. I guess it’s possible if he has a team of 30. Arielle must have some savings. Couldn’t she keep the guest house room for another week to see how far Bini gets? I’m shocked she actually had the baby in Ethiopia. Why the hell would someone allow their son’s Facebook friend to stay for four months?! Ugh I’d be more than a little pissed if some broad pretended to be my friend and secretly smashed my son in my home. Sumit’s dad seems very levelheaded and calm.

How effing stupid is Jen? Yeah, you make wine and drink it the same day. I bet she totally thought China and Japan are the same country. I wanna smack her crooked teeth straight. I feel like we’ve been stuck in the same storyline for an entire season: “What is Andrei hiding??” Update: it’s nothing. I didn’t know Karine could work as a permanent resident. Her English isn’t great but can’t she get a job if Paul is that unemployable? Couldn’t she stock shelves or pump gas or work in a Brazilian restaurant or something? She is so unhappy and it’s actually quite unnerving seeing her like this. Paul and Karine’s translator app is far superior to Deavan’s. I’ve never seen anyone more browbeaten than Michael. It’s like his soul has left his body. I could feel his palpable anxiety when that lady started shaking her buttocks and he stole a glance. I guess Michael only got enough Viagra for one session of sex. Man, Angela yelling about Michael while he was in the front seat was just the height of rudeness. I don’t expect much from her but she seems to really enjoy humiliating him more than ever. His demeanor is like that of a beaten dog and he seems more and more cowed every episode. Colt and Jess seemed like they were barely containing their smiles. I did enjoy his flirtation with his mother, who he seemed to have more chemistry with than his girlfriend.

I hate cooking and I’m terrible at it but even I know the thickness and size of a vegetable matters in how evenly and thoroughly it’s cooked. No wonder Mother Jihoon was laughing the whole time. The girl can’t even cut up a carrot without getting defensive and sulky.

Yeaaah Brittany, going through someone’s entire feed isn’t “nosy”. You’ve posted on a social media platform...so they people can view it. This entire story is fake af but is the audience to believe that in a culture where a woman shouldn’t show her hair that showing most of your buttocks in a picture is okay? How does she see through those heavy lashes? I can’t even see her actual eyeballs through those spider lashes. Elicia’s demeanor seems very aggressive all the time. Even when she was tickling the infant, she seemed aggressive. The party seemed very elaborate and festive. I like that Drascilla liked her traditional Korean gown. Deavan looks prettier when she doesn’t smile but it’s nice that she enjoyed herself and even nicer that Jihoon’s extended family was so accepting. I really don’t think Ariella will stay in Ethiopia. Shes 10 weeks from birth and doesn’t even have a bathroom to pee in, much less a stroller or crib or car seat. Some posters have called her mom a Karen but I actually love Mother Ariella. I think she’s well spoken, kind, patient and even-keeled. I’d miss her too. I think Ari thought it’d be romantic to love to an obscure developing country that most people can’t find on a map. I think she imagined having a little family would be exciting. It’s not going to work. Her scrunched up crying face looks very ogre-like. Sorry Ari.

Jen thinks she’s hot shit but mostly she looks like a cross-eyed buck-toothed chinless harridan. Who says “what is your song?” during a dinner?! Is she already wasted? If someone demanded I sing the Canadian anthem during our first meeting, I’d be like get out of life, thanks. I don’t know her but I know I wouldn’t like her. I think Tania’s hamming it up for the cameras because who gets that hysterical about their husband’s lack of career in front of their in-laws? And lol about South Africa being racist and impoverished like the US isn’t. It’s obvious Syngin has no interest in putting roots down in the US. Or ever having a steady job. Or becoming a father. Let the guy go, man. He wants to drift through life, taking opportunities as they come and that’s totally fine. But he has no business being a father and I hope to god they don’t bring kids into the mix.

I’m going to drink every time Elizabeth says “it’s not okay”. She’s so basic and dumb. Her brother has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen and I’m on team Andrei because I loathe Chuck and Charlie for being so uppity about being middle class suburban Floridians. Love that Paul runs for like 10 seconds then has to stop. I should also drink every time he says “mood swing”. It looks like it’s hot as balls in that house and the baby’s sleeping with a heavy fleece blanket. I hope Karine’s able to google her mental health symptoms and find herself some counseling because Paul will never be of any help. He’s utterly useless. I loved Syngin’s brus. They were hilarious and the one with glasses asked some very good questions. Yeah, they were a bit extra with their yelling and cheering but they seemed like they genuinely cared about their friend. It’s quite clear Syngin is regretting the quickie courtship and marriage and I hope they divorce before an oopsie pregnancy. Lol at the look of jealousy and revulsion on Debbie’s face when she saw Jess again. Motherwife Debbie also had to say “you hurt Colt” in the same way I explain to my 3 year old that he’s hurt his infant brother. Her son may be three and a half decades out of the womb but she’ll leave that umbilical cord intact. Ah the turmoils of a love triangle.