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  1. Wow, a missionary visa isn’t for the average Joe to stay in the country?! Geez, color me surprised! I’m intrigued by Arielle and Leandro. I’ve never had an ex relationship like this and have never had a partner with an ex relationship this intimate. So Ari just disappeared one day without discussing where the relationship stood then resurfaced to announce a surprise pregnancy? So bizarre and intriguing. Bini’s surprise attack was pretty barbaric and I’d be appalled if someone suddenly turned a simple training session into a full blown fight. How awkward was that dinner with Tsion lol. I saw an IG meme that compared Ellie’s face to Elizabeth II and now I can never unsee it when she’s onscreen. Also, Ari as Quasimodo.
  2. I think Kalani enjoys talking shit about Asuelu to her family. I think she enjoys the attention she gets as feel as well as the pity and sympathy. Not sharing a bedroom does not HAVE to mean there is no love or romance. Kalani is absolutely ridiculous; has she ever met another couple with young children? Of course you don’t have much time alone or to yourselves! Or course he doesn’t focus on little cute romantic gestures! Everyone is utterly exhausted and spent while raising toddlers. And omg, why are they CRYING?! How are they able to conjure tears at a furniture store on a showroom bed? Did Jovi time travel to 1935 to make an incredulous comment about breastfeeding in public while covered?? Oh no, that lady has a blanket covering her breasts while an infant drinks milk! Call the village elders! I get where Yara’s coming from with her anxiety over little details and being too worried to leave her baby. It might sound insane but my first didn’t have a night away from me until he was over 2. I fussed constantly over my kids when they were newborns too. It’s hard to relax and have fun when you’re pumping every few hours to keep your supply going. On another note, it’s an old myth that you cannot drink alcohol while breastfeeding. The alcohol content in breastmilk is the same as in your blood, which when fully intoxicated is less than what naturally occurs in apple juice and far too low to harm the baby. Unless you’re blackout drunk, you CAN drink and continue to breastfeed.
  3. Because of exactly what happened to Myrka. Attalie is her and Ethan’s responsibility and NO ONE else’s, no matter what they promise. Charlie and Michelle owe her nothing and sure, they’d be dirtbags to go back on their word but they certainly could. That’s why I say if YOU and your partner cannot imagine a way to feed and clothe and house your own child, you should not be having children.
  4. Myrka showed some maturity and awareness when she expressed that her presence put strain on Ethan’s parents. It might not have directly caused their divorce but it undoubtedly contributed to it. But Myrka’s tears were 90% about herself; she’s worried about her own future without financial support from Ethan’s parents and her own loss of a surrogate family. Unpopular opinion but if you cannot fathom a way to feed and clothe your baby, you should’ve scheduled that abortion. Ethan seems SO childish to me. And slow. How rich are Michelle and Charlie that they’re able to afford college for Myrka as well as their 3 children?! Alex is such a stonewaller. I really don’t care about their storyline and it all looked a little fake but I feel sorry for anyone who has to confront a stonewalling partner who will not admit they don’t love you anymore. Everyone’s projecting way too many “good dad” comments onto Lawrence. He’s been a parent for like 38 minutes. He’s not a good dad or a bad dad, he’s just a dad at this point. Everyone’s so scared of spooking Lawrence and having him run off like the first baby daddy. He was really being a dick about Aaliyah holding the baby. Of course they should include the older sibling! The way 3 adults were nagging her about the baby is a surefire way to build sibling resentment. But Lawrence wouldn’t know or care about that. He seems completely dismissive and annoyed by Aaliyah.
  5. Brandon is a weasel-faced little bitch. After Julia cussed him out for his lack of support, he laughed and said “whatever”. Even my toddler is not this rude. My mouth is agape that he would say “please don’t plan weddings and ruin someone’s special day”. That isn’t pessimism. That is dismissive and cruel. If I tried, I would not be able to be this rude to my partner. In the 10 years I’ve been watching reality tv, I’ve never fast forwarded through any part of an episode. I’ve sat through it ALL. But I fast forward through Libby and Andrei because her grumpy cat mouth and chin annoy the fuck out of me. It’s all fake as shit. Natalie’s passive aggression knows no bounds. She’ll skin a cat one day with the widest smile on her face. Also, the weird thing she did about being “in the house” was bizarre and NOT cute. How will she get home from the hotel lol
  6. I majorly judge Mackenzie and Josh for their shitty parenting as evidenced by their 4 year old’s teeth. That kind of dental work can only be due to lack of any brushing/cleaning and/or going to bed with a bottle. I have a 3 year old and sometimes he can be psychotic but Bronx laughing at the notion of biting his teacher was frightening. I wouldn’t have taken it so lightly. But I give Mackenzie major props for advocating for her son’s needs when Josh would much rather ignore it (and his son). I know I’d be an anxious mess losing a grandparent and moving to a new state that’s 20 hours away from my dad; poor Bronx is crying out for attention and validation. Didn’t they take Jaxie on a trip without the boys? It’s so shitty they can’t give Bronx the 1:1 time he deserves. Speaking of shitty parenting, propping your toddler up with a tablet during dinner is absolutely horrible. I don’t expect anything less from Catelynn and Tyler though. I don’t imagine they think very deeply about parenting. Can you imagine the environmental impact of Cheyenne’s party to find out the sex of a baby? It must be nice to have so much time and money. Good for her.
  7. Omg stop with the insistence of a “bond” with Leah, Amber. If you have to insist you’re a good mom, you absolutely are not. Somebody watching your lame ass Instagram stories does not indicate the process of a bond. And of course all good moms reach out to their kids via Snapchat and accuse them of being fake! Leah’s realization that Amber is nothing but the uterus that housed her is giving me life. I wouldn’t have had the courage or clarity to voice that kind of opinion at 12, so I give Leah massive props for her maturity and wisdom at such a young age. She’s sticking to her boundary of no 1:1 time and that’s amazing. Tyler is entitled and delusional when it comes to Carly. YES, it’s fully your responsibility to reach out if you want to know Carly. Cate and Tyler yelling over each other makes my head hurt. Catelynn’s makeup looked nice this episode and not so...drag queen-like. Can you imagine complaining to your boss about your absentee husband after your son takes a shit in his garage? It blows my mind that she thinks this is professional and appropriate. Well, isn’t Cheyenne a pleasant little ray of sunshine, screeching at her sister “nobody cares about you!” in front of two young kids. I cannot believe nobody said like hey, I know you’re anxious but chill the fuck out and mind your basic manners. I hate that the little toddlers witnessed such a rude remark. And then they comforted her! Whoever mentioned Zach’s brother upthread is not exaggerating; that man is frickin gorgeous. I hope he works in film or modeling cuz holy crap that face. And that voice!
  8. Such a boring episode. Alex’s poor, poor grandma. It’s so sad that Julie’s pregnancy automatically meant more bills and childcare for her because Julie’s been such a consistent deadbeat. It’s very difficult for me to imagine her being sexually active. Aden is on his phone, bored to shit waiting for the arrival of his son. He can barely be bothered to look up. I’m sure he’ll be a lively, attentive father. I totally, completely understand Myrka’s desire to breastfeed. My first breastfed easily for 16 months. My second required exclusive pumping, supplementing with formula and daily medication for me to lactate sufficiently. It’s overwhelming and stressful to say the least. I thought Ethan’s mom was very kind and supportive in explaining the feeding process. It might be upsetting that she can’t breastfeed NOW but it doesn’t mean it’ll never happen. In the meantime, the baby has to eat. Attalie looks jaundiced so I have no doubt the formula helped. I wish so many moms weren’t so adamantly against formula; breastmilk is better but formula is just fine.
  9. Ugh I just realized this should be E10 but I don’t know how to edit post titles. Such a newb. I’m nauseated by the fact that Aiden, who finds his girlfriend’s labor “annoying” is going to be somebody’s father. I give it 2 weeks before the baby’s needs also become annoying to him. I’m Canadian and don’t know anyone who was induced but it seems so prevalent in the US! And of course we don’t know all the information, but Jenna’s reasons for inductions seem to just be “because I want to”. I remember having so many petty, stupid fights with my high school boyfriend and I cannot even fathom bringing a screaming, never-sleeping baby into the mix. I’d feel sorry for these poor kids if they weren’t so dumb and irresponsible.
  10. Lol at Natalie treating the legal counsel as a therapy session. Is she dressed in that skin tight midriff top to entice Mike and remind him of her irresistible sexuality? Were her boobs always that big? Mike looks like he can barely stay awake, he’s so bored by Natalie and her boring problems like expired visas, a deadly new virus and travel restrictions. Geez, why does she keep asking him about their plans like she has 24 hours to figure out her life? Annoying. Rebecca looked god awful in that dress. She kept touching her midsection probably because her lungs hurt from being squeezed into that dress. I’ve never seen anyone so closely resemble 50 lbs of potatoes in a 5 lb bag. Her hair and makeup looked equally tortured. I got second hand embarrassment hearing that a 50-something year old grandma wanted to feel like a princess on her FOURTH walk down the aisle. Hazel and Tarik looked lovely and it was a cute little ceremony. Tarik has some great friends, which must say something about him, right?
  11. Yes Lilly, I’m sure Lawrence is devastated about not going to a baby store and scanning registry items. I cannot believe that this girl who’s pregnant for the second time before 20 is having a second elaborate baby shower. First of all, baby #2 can ABSOLUTELY use everything you had with baby #1 even if they’re a different sex. Lilly did not have a Pack n Play or breastfeeding pillow from her first baby? And wtf is a spaghetti salad?! Poor Layla, whose mother thinks she’s property and thinks the cuteness of a bow outweighs her daughter’s comfort. It’s very telling that she cared more about the cuteness of the party than whether or not her daughter would enjoy herself. Who cares if Layla’s a bit late? Parties are a lot to handle and anyone in their right mind would take a well-rested, happy baby over a cranky tired one. I would be annoyed beyond belief if my partner came in hot with her opinions and demands when she spends all of 4 days a month with the kid. Alex is 100% correct that waking up a baby and getting them out the door is enough of a task without having to wrangle a fucking hair bow. Tyra wouldn’t know these things cuz she’s never, ever around to handle these issues. I hate that Tyra’s trashy mom just smashed that cake right into a baby’s face and everyone laughed while she cried. The baby absolutely had a miserable time, regardless of how that made Tyra “fill”. This family breeds so quickly, frequently and thoughtlessly that there are five living generations of them. Nauseating. Also, Tyra’s speaking voice is infuriating. She sounds congested and her accent is so unattractive and unintelligent. Ugh, I’ve had two epidurals and they both hurt terribly. Birth is so beautiful...except for the gross stuff that comes before and after. The thing I miss about babies the most is feeling the tiny weight of a newborn on your chest. I’m sad for Myrka for continuing to crave a relationship with her mother when her mother has repeatedly and clearly articulated her disinterest and disdain. She needs to find a good therapist and distance herself from her mother but unfortunately she’ll likely just be disappointed and hurt over and over again. Both Jenna and Aiden talk so slowly, quietly and inarticulately that they both sometimes require captions.
  12. Amira is SO fucking dumb. Andrew’s gaslighting and blame shifting and non-stop threats aren’t an indicator that oh, I dunno, maybe he’s not a suitable acquaintance let alone fiancé? What is wrong with people?! He’s making it abundantly clear he doesn’t respect her or want to be with her. Take a god damn hint. Natalie drives me insane but I really felt sorry for her. Nobody, not even psychotic clowns deserve to be broken up with on the morning of their wedding, and especially not during the beginnings of a confusing pandemic. In March of last year, I was sanitizing my door handles as if some Covid-positive person would come sneeze on it. I would’ve definitely been nervous getting on a plane too. Add in a completely unexpected breakup and I’d be falling apart. Good on her for setting boundaries and blocking him. Good riddance. I feel bad for Yara too; the first trimester is horrible and I’d absolutely hate being in Vegas with an alcoholic boyfriend. Of course he’s not paying attention to his sober, boring fiancé. All he EVER wants to do is party and I don’t know what convinced Yara he’d ever change. He had to be convinced to spend some with his fiancé before their wedding lol. This is the most romantic he’ll ever be, so strap in for a fun road Yara. How can someone who’s said vows three times and broken them realistically think a fourth marriage will stick? Why do you need family and friends to witness your commitment when clearly it means nothing to you? Her friend is pretty sage with her advice - isn’t the whole point of this to be married to her 27 year old fourth love of her life? I hate when people say “nobody understands” like a petulant teenager. You’re right Becks, nobody could possibly understand being overwhelmed and underprepared, with too many tasks and too little time. Get over yourself.
  13. Mackenzie really shouldn’t be on her phone while speeding down a freeway, crying with grief. Isn’t there a better time to do that? Her daughter is a very old thumb sucker. Truly no judgement there because I’m fairly certain my son will be a 7 year thumb sucker too, despite my best efforts to curtail him. The lovestruck look on her face when Josh called was disgusting. I truly wish she’d forget that idiot and I’m confused why she wanted him to come and now doesn’t? Her Florida house looked pretty cute and it was nice seeing the kids so excited. I can’t believe Maci’s segments are about running 5k. Listen, I’m a flabby mom whose pants haven’t fit for like a year and I’m confident about running a 5k, although there’s no way in high hell I could do it in 33 minutes. Ryan looks like a drugged out homeless man. If he were sitting outside, I’d give him my change. Good for Catelynn for accomplishing something besides procreating. Hopefully she sticks with this for longer than 2 episodes. I’m shocked you can rent commercial spaces for $750/month anywhere. Cheyenne’s friends are very cool and Ryder is a great dancer. She’s wearing a chambray prison jumpsuit for some reason but she’s still adorable. I think it’s embarrassing when people push hard for engagements.
  14. Mackenzie needs to start divorce proceedings. She earns the money, she’s beautiful and thin and doesn’t look haggard and exhausted like the rest of us with young kids. She doesn’t need that comatose moron; she’ll hopefully meet some gorgeous Puerto Rican who’ll make her forget who Josh ever was. Good for her for telling him off because he really is a horrible human. Catelynn is so neurotic about being pregnant because she has literally nothing else going on in her life. When the rest of us get an inconclusive test, we wait a day or two and test again instead of buying and wasting 8 tests and ruining a perfectly good Tupperware container. They weren’t faint positives, you imbecile. You had “line eyes” because you desperately need something to talk about when people ask you what’s new. Ryder is one of the cutest kids I’ve ever seen. She’s freaking adorable and so cute when she talks. She makes me desperately want a daughter.
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