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I would love to see some background footage of what the heck these people are up to when the cameras aren't on them. It's like they have two totally different "shows" going on. My theory on Austin is he liked Becca and then excitement of being on TV at first. Then the thought of bedding a woman who wasn't thin got the better of him. He doesn't want to say that out loud so because it wouldn't play well on TV so he just bobbles along till he can escape. They could have been good friends if they hadn't had the sex thing to deal with.

Alyssa must have threatened to sue the show for not giving her the husband she ordered. There is no other explanation for her getting all this air time 😆

The MAFS Gravy Train's last stop is Divorceville for Jamie and Doug. Beth has been been after that Unfiltered job all along. While she can be super annoying with her over the top fame whoredom at least she doesn't seem to share every burp and fart like Jamie.

Ever notice how Ryan NEVER looks directly at Brett? He just has this blank out of focus look and a monotone way of speaking. I thought it might just be him but in scenes where he's talking to anyone else, he looks and sounds engaged. I wonder some of Brett's messiness is a sort of passive-aggressive FU to Ryan for not liking her? Bao, honey, you are not Johnny's housekeeper and sex slave. Get yourself on up outta there and be done with him.

I wouldn't watch On the Road with the Hehners if it were the only show on TV, HOWEVER I would never miss an episode of "Where the fuck are we going to park this thing tonight" starring StatisticalOutlier!

I can't break free either bichonblitz! 🤣 Wouldn't it be interesting to see Eric's first wife and Virginia have a chat? And Elizabeth, please move somewhere off my TV. You are NOT the next big thing you pathetic fame whore. Jamie,for all of our sakes, stop enabling her.

I'm really having trouble getting into this season because there is not a single couple to root for. Usually there is one couple who have the flexibility and sense of humor to give things a go. This bunch is a complete disaster with the exception of Gil who seems to regard his shrew of a partner with a sense of bemused disbelief. Run Gil! RUNN!!!! And take Bao with you because she seems like she might be redeemable if paired with a partner who was looking for an actual human to marry.

Does anyone else get the impression that production may finally be getting a little tired of Jeff’s shtick? In the past he’s been presented as the ultimate manly man survival beast. This round he’s getting quite a different cut. His immature obnoxiousness is being highlighted. Stop staring directly into the camera dispensing your infinite wisdom. You are not the next big thing. SHUT UP JEFF.

Ok Jeff, because as we know you are the BEST AT EVERYTHING let's see if you can be silent for 60 days. GO!

Jamie and Beth really seem to think they're going to break into show biz with their very own reality show due to the HILARITY of their ANTICS (insert giant eyeroll here). They are cringe-worthy in their frenzy of attention seeking. It's fast forward for me too.

The overarching theme for this season seems to be contractual obligations and how to fulfill them.

Ok, hear me out on this one. I think for the next season of MAFS they should produce "Couples Consult", a spinoff featuring our favorite still married couples who would Zoom in and give advice to the couples on the current season. It would be a super cheap hour for Lifetime to produce and we all know the couples would be way better at advice than the experts!

Here to agree that deciding to go off your meds a short time before a super stressful life event seems like a really bad idea. To paraphrase gonecrackers and Retired at last said above, take your meds Christina, nobody cares. That marriage is not long for this world. I want to hang out with Woody, Armani, and Miles! They seem like good hearted fun people. Karen is starting to remind me a bit of Perpetual Virgin Iris. She's awfully persnickety. Bennet and Amelia seem to have mastered the idea of not taking themselves so seriously. Having been married for 41 years (last week!), I can definitely say it's an important part of a long term relationship. Mr. DocTerv agrees. 😉

I'm trying to imagine what Henry's interviews must have been like. Producer: So Henry, you want to marry a stranger? Henry: Silence. More silence. Yes. Producer: Are there particular traits you are looking for in a wife? Henry: Silence. More silence. Uncomfortable twitch. No. And they came to the conclusion he'd be great TV? I find it painful to watch someone so incredibly uncomfortable in social situations.

Jamie and Beth got their dog on the plane unrestrained by claiming it's an "Emotional Support Animal". ESA dogs fly for free.See the little red vest with the wording on the sides? You can order those vests from a multitude of places and while they may look official, they mean nothing. Then you buy a letter from an internet "doctor ormental health professional" stating you have to an ESA to fly due to your overwhelming fear issues. No doubt there are people with a legitimate need for an ESA, but in many, many cases it's nothing but scam to fly your dog for free and to avoid putting it in the cargo hold. People who use this tactic with their untrained pets cause a huge problem for people who need to fly with their legitimate Service Dogs. Service Dogs are a totally different thing and they are covered under the ADA. Yes, it's confusing. People who take advantage of this make me want to throw them off the plane in midair. Thank you for coming to my TED talk on Service Dogs vs. Emotional Support Animals.