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Well, at least now I know what to wear to "commie con" (Thanks, Nina!).

Um, so I meant to type DVR but I typed VCR. Because letters? Exhaustion? My brain in Trump's America? The soul sucking effect of Nikki yet again posturing and pouting at the same time? Now I have to find a clip of Kevin talking about "some poor unknown child" just to hear the exact tone of the snark. Dayum! That's the way to go out! I am so very tired of Nikki.

Did Kevin go home? My VCR cut off the end.

Aaron made two big mistakes with song choice. First, it is a largely unknown song. America likes to hear what they know. Second, the song includes "Jesus Christ" in an obviously non-praise way. While I am not among them, there are many people who are very insulted by that. (Which is why I laugh when people hear songs like Take Me to Church and think it's really about going to church.)

Big house kernels?

Negan could not have teeth that white. Heck, if they were dentures and he soaked them in bleach every night they wouldn't be that white. They are so damn distracting.

I can't believe people aren't wearing sunglasses to block the glare from Negan's teeth. I assume the pontificating with the glare from his choppers is part of his defenses. If someone is going to shoot him, they'll need to aim at the back of his head. Looking at his face, they'll be blinded.

The low speed chase in the parking garage was made of win. I loved how everyone had to be involved.

Tim keeps pointing out that Laurence is making a jacket he could find elsewhere. She always says she'll do her Laurence magic, but we are seeing less and less magic and more ho hum.

I am not comfortable thinking surgeons are having full audio and visual hallucinations while operating. Thanks, show, for that nightmare scenario.

Jenni's pants were one of the most unflattering things ever on PR. When she said she got the fit right, I questioned her vision. Is she blind? The too short top only accented how terrible they were. Erin's doily dress was godawful too. Her mother was right; she's not going to find that at a chain store. There might be a good reason for that.

The heart felt words of Khizr Khan versus Ted Nugent mangling his "black and blue" junk, what a perfect way to sum up this election.

Yes, I am right there with you and @Ghoulina. I think Andy was afraid she had done some wacky Shannon stuff and had them poured in the foundation or something.

The Mel Gibson interview was really disturbing. I noticed Stephen left more room between himself and Mel on the blanket than he has with other guests. Mel seemed unhinged. You would think they would work with him to stop bugging his eyes out. He is really creepy. I felt sorry for Stephen. Talk about having to bow down to your corporate overlords. I hate that his new movie is well reviewed. I don't want even a penny going to that misogynist, anti-Semitic, Jesus torture porn creating loon. On a friendly note, playing the clip from West Side Story when talking about Trump's advisors trying to get him to stay on point, "Play it cool", was brilliant.

Add to the sleep paralysis the feeling that the bed is falling away from you and you have many of my nights. The "don't panic; you're not dying" mantra helps. Next Kim will be amazed restless legs syndrome, eye twitches and tinnitus. There's a whole world of annoying medical issues she has yet to learn about. It's going to be an exciting year!

Of course she is, because in the world of Grey's, if two lesbians meet they are immediately attracted to each other. Oh those lady loving ladies, they just can't keep it in their pants. Also DeLuca's big save was clamping an artery. If a room full of surgeons cannot think of using a clamp Seattle Grace Mercy Death's body count must be in the millions.

I laughed out loud when Mah-Jing was getting between Dexter and Cornelius. They weren't going to throw down. His body blocking Cornelius was hysterical. I loved the way he carried a pillow with him. He really was thinking of their safety.

So was I. I'm afraid there's going to be a run on pomegranates tomorrow. We can get a CGI tiger. We can get zombies in all stages of decomposing. But we can't get one damn decent wig on this show? What the hell, hair and makeup people? Is it that hard to make a wig?

If that dress Mel was wearing at the fashion show is sold at Envy, she should close the shop now. That dress is ugly, cheap-looking and ill-fitting. Mel has a kick ass body. The dress gave her odd rolls. And thinking of hideously unattractive clothing, what the hell was Tre wearing at the restaurant? I saw a cat this week that is recovering from a severe skin condition. It looked better than Tre’s coat. Delores’ face when Kathy told her that Jac loves 100% was the thing memes are made for. She had the best “bitch, please” look. I need more of that when talking about Jac and less of people acting like Jac needs to be taken care of. She is exhausting. Siggy is always exhausting too. Does everything have to be about her? The relationship expert needs tape over her mouth. Does she ever really shut up and listen? If she wanted to help with Jac et al. she needed to tell people up front what Jac wanted. Letting Jac order people around was just silly. Even people that can stand her would be put off by her manner. Let her take her “glamma” self and her camera-seeking family and go far, far away.

Laurence looked so damn exhausted she didn't have any energy left to celebrate her win. They're lucky she didn't curl up on the runway and go to sleep. She could mutter in her sleep, "Stitch the leather. Make the dropped crotch work."

In my head I was hearing Michael Kors, "That croooootch is outrageous!" The pants Cornelius made were one of the worst things I have ever seen on this show. For me, this was just a bad runway all around. I wouldn't have been surprised if they announced there was no winner.

Every time they mention a perimeter I laugh. Sorry Kiefer, we learned on 24 that a perimeter is useless. All it takes is a man in a hoodie carrying a manbag.

I expect Prissy was wearing a picnic tablecloth. Only thing to match David's hideous plaid. There is one man's man Waller baby photo Iike. The little guy has a look like get that damn camera out of my baby face you fools, I'm trying to sleep.

I am pretty damn sure that Kelly had her shirt open when speaking with Vicki. There was a moment when we saw under boob. She suddenly seemed to feel the breeze and pulled her jacket closed only to have it pop open again. Classy! The black dress with the spider web neckpiece she wore to lunch with Tamra was hideous as well. For all of her money, Kelly should get someone to help her dress. First, she has terrible taste. Second, she needs someone to point out that she is exposing her chest to the camera. Lord knows Vicki isn't going to correct her given her track record with clothing.

Siggy drives me up a wall. Damn, she's annoying. Like you said, if you feel bad that your mother doesn't do things for herself, then do things for her. She wants to spend time with her family - arrange family outings. Talk to your kids about how important these are to their grandparents (without screeching at them and making it all about you). If you're having a spa day, invite her. If you're going someplace she might enjoy, invite her. And go the extra mile by picking her up. I don't get the sense that Siggy's life is so full and busy that she doesn't have time to spend with her family. If she thought a little bit more about their needs and less about hers and how she feels, they could spend more time together. I did love Delores' grandmothers zero fucks look when Siggy was screech talking to her about Jac. I think GM saw thrugh Siggy pretty damn quickly. When they first met, Siggy was talking to her like she was a small child. She was almost cooing at her (if one can coo at 40 decibels). FFS, the woman is 102 years old. She has lived through so many things and could share so much. She is not a toy for your amusement. As far as Richie's foursome idea, let's break this down. If he wanted to have sex with Rosie, he would have mentioned that before. He already has sex with his wife (or so one assumes - I prefer to never imagine it). So he is really saying he would like to fuck Rosie's girlfriend. Thanks, Richie. It's creepy when guys talk about wanting to fuck their guy friend's girlfriends. It is horrible to do this to a lesbian. Way to discount who she is as a person and set her value and worth on your personal fuckability index. Here's a clue - she doesn't want you. The miracle is that anyone ever wanted you.