OrchidThief

Who on earth is Mary? There's no Mary in the cast.

There were comments on another thread that Brad Bitt is somehow in this show? How did that happen? ("Brad Pitt is a lot more attractive when he is not attached to Angelina Jolie.") I am surprised he would take work from such an outfit and I sure didn't see it, but whatever.)

Avery -- where on earth would she and Omar get money to just live in another country without any opportunity to earn money? This is going to be fun to watch the crash and burn and find out how many wives Omar already had. Wow. Avery just said "I don't want to see my siblings grow up..." That pretty much says it all.

I think they are running a marriage mill. I bet Ben is at least the 10th stupid broke American they could squeeze $500 out of -- who, now broke and hopeless, can't buy a plane ticket to return and "claim his bride." This really has to be the scam, right? She's such a dreadful actress.

Apropos jug-ears in Jacksonville, NC, I think talent scouts have hit a gold mine in that town (which is central to a fustercluck of military bases) because failed military recruits who are AWOL, rejected and/or broke just end up and stay there and try to eke out a life. It's a casting director's dream, no? I am from NC, this is no surprise to me and I wish I'd been a casting agent and figured all this out!! That area really is Hillbilly Central, minus the hills, just sand dunes.

You deserve a Pulitzer. You came up with all the fabulous descriptives that eluded me!!

All American wives, too! This guy is no dummy. My ex forced me into learning swing dancing. I hated it because all the men were spazzes and acted like they were aces, and while jerking me around the dance floor kept yelling at me to "listen to the beat!" I've been a professional musician for 40 years. I can hear the beat.

I'm assuming that Bikini and Ben will never see each other again. They probably line up some chump once a month and choose one who blows all he's got on the bride price so he can't afford to fly back. LMFAO.

New Jersey? She lives in CT.

How far around the globe does he think TLC is gonna send him? Cuba is much closer to NC than Mexico. I went last year, its a fairly simple matter to sign up with an "educational" tour.

Silver plate, you silly goose.

OMG it's on live on the west coast

The lead actress is abrasive, unpleasant and generally obnoxious. What is the appeal?

Tom's sister is positively mountainous. And gummy. I couldn't put together a more unattractive women if I had an ugly-girl Lego set. If they have other siblings, I wonder what they look like. I am not sure I got this right, but I think that Avery was insisting Omar walk her to the gate -- which is probably not allowed past the security check at any airport in the world. But she's special, and what she says goes, right? The last time I could meet an unticketed person at the gate was 1990.

So I got engaged to some idiot who was showing the teeny tiny ring he got me, AT HOLLYWOOD PARTIES (and he's a multimillionaire, I'm not at all) as special because he had to get one so small to suit my small hands lololololol. It was a real diamond, but the lowest-grade one available a "blue diamond" that glows under black light and is generally undesirable. I liked it, but his excuses in front of quite wealthy celebreties (of which he is *almost* one) were hilarious. Obviously we did not get married and I gave him his treasured ring back. Wonder what he did with it. That said, the options for buying fake or cheap rings are limitless.

Lucky for us, we'll never know! You mean there is a baby???? Faints..... No, I meant that she's not hurting for male attention.

I lived on St. Thomas for a summer. There were 20 men for every woman, not uncommon in beach towns. I believe that’s assumed.

I hope they wheel in a hot plate so he can demo his grilled cheese!

That wedding cost more than two water buffaloes too.

I can’t get a sense of how educated Laura might be, but a CNA nursing aide cert should be fairly quick to earn, and perhaps her parents left her a nest egg. Obviously she’s not too bright. And the jiggly jiggly thing — I don’t think it’s uncommon for women to just pony up for sex they don’t enjoy and then turn on their vibrating Barney later. nothing’s perfect.

Deavon's parents seem supportive, and Deavon herself is reasonably industrious (minus the effort it takes to acquire birth control). I think there's a chance they may figure it out.

Our pension requires us to "retire" or not take any kind of work for a "whopping" two months -- then you can take any kind of work you like while collecting the pension. But this isn't a government pension, it is through a labor union.

Indeed Debbie Downer sounds like she's ON downers. There's something that makes my teeth itch about the was she lllllllasciviously lllllllingers on the letter "L"

Here's our lovely pension cut. It's a multi-employer pension, but the problem is that people of my vintage contributed far more than musicians entering the workforce today, as there is less paying work -- so there aren't enough current contributions to fund the payout for people my age and up. https://deadline.com/2019/05/afm-members-painful-pension-cuts-benefit-fund-solvent-1202622363/

She was making quite a big deal of flipping her hair and touching her face with her left hand. I would assume she sold it immediately upon receipt.