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That person @deanna_mattorano is a fucking idiot. She posts how she wishes she could "go to that" in response to the food drive. It clearly reads PUT YOUR NON-PERISHABLE DONATION IN A BAG BY YOUR MAILBOX. WE'LL DELIVER IT TO A LOCAL FOOD BANK.

"Replace bread with wraps for sandwiches" #momlife Replace (insert any one of Jenelle's boyfriend's names here) with a new guy #Jenellelife

Thanks for sharing your story about your road to sobriety. :-) Happy to have you around to share your personal insight. True dat. And this is another factor. Thank you for pointing that out. Catelynn's attitude is so lax. But then what do we expect from someone who uses mental illness on a whim? There are no MTV cameras filming them right now so, life is just about lying in bed binge-watching Netflix while Nova is in "school" and Tyler is pulling off drywall and writing faux rap lyrics. I know someone who kicked a meth addiction. He has his occasional beers during special occasions, but he doesn't get drunk. It is just casual drinking. He doesn't come from a family of addicts or alcoholics. His addiction was due to mental abuse he endured growing up and he did drugs to numb his pain. There was no indication the addiction was related to genetics. He lives a healthy and joyous life and has been for almost 20 years now.

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That is great news. I am so thankful and I am relieved to know my girl @MyPeopleAreNordic has beaten this.

All the girls head to LA to film specials and the reunion or else face the wrath of not fulfilling their contracts. Kanal and Spread Them Cheeks Briana finally come face to face. Well, more like Briana's face meets Kanal's fake big ol' titties because she is shorter than Hulk. Chelsea watches out for the kids while Jenelle stirs up drama and sides with team Briana. Two hos in a pod. Leah is caught in the middle. Looking a lot like a deer in a deer cam image. She knows a lot about deer cams:

How incredibly sad. I honestly thought I was going to read that they divorced and he ended up with the kids full-time. That's called a BURRITO you asshole.

Thank you. Can we make a list of potential titles? Only when the MTV cameras are around, and even then it hardly gets used. We are watching a child deteriorate right in front of our eyes.

Did Hulk ever give an explanation for being a no-show?

My daughter went there with some friends. She was a SBTB fanatic.

Love you all, too. So sweet of you @Maharincess. Very true @lovesnark. I am sure we will hear from her in a few days. @monicageller love the Amber reference. lol Yes, sending real love, not that fake shit that Amber spews.

Wow! Sounds like great times! I need someone to make a youtube parody of the movie with Amber.

Don't spit at it. Throw money in there like it is a fucking slot machine!!

I mean, if Briana is going to spread them cheeks, at least make the dude pay for it! Get your hustle on, girl!

Really??? Are you going? How exciting! I watched the movie more out of curiosity because of all that hype around the fact that Madonna and Kim Basinger backed out of the starring role. It was a pretty creepy movie. I liked it. I am going to search for it using my Firestick.

Just give me my wine in my copper mug or a solo cup. Preferably a blue solo cup. ha!! I'll drink wine out of any clean glass. Is this Crystal Meth Amber in that video from above or is it Maci? lol

Filters. She is notorious for using them.

Fucker thinks he is a rapper.? ?? Hey Cate, that isn't a wine glass!! (tm Dorito) Alcohol is a gateway for Cate. Tyler drinks, passes out, and it is her gateway to getting some sex. Exactly @MargeGunderson. The other issue is, Cate has mentioned in the past how she has been drinking since she was at least 13 years old. There was info out there about Cate drinking it up during the week which is why Nova spent her time at April's. So, alcohol is at least part of her issues. She is just not admitting it.

Like x 100.? Kanal has a master's in just c*m.

I need gas money. ? He should hook up with Crystal Meth Amber's ex. He posted about who wouldn't want a guy who works and goes straight home.

Hey now...?? Blame Briana.

Chelsea is a SAHM. There is plenty going on in her life. Nothing against your comment Scarlett. I know you are referring to how her life plays out on the show. We don't see or hear much about Gary's business or his work life. His scenes are pretty mundane. After all, it is all about Amber. But no flak about the need to see more of his life, his day-to-day business, more family dynamics, less screen time for Kristina since all she does is talk about Amber. If Cole talked about Adumb...oy vey. Heads would explode. Chelsea has the same job as Kristina, but Kristina gets no flak. It might be another couple. It reads that this couple's relationship is what got them on tv. UBT was not around when Jenelle started on TM.

Another thing that bothers me about the father-daughter dances is the fact that many children come from families where there are same-sex parents. If a child comes from a home where two women are the parents, how does that work? Is that child forbidden from taking their parent? What about children who don't have a father for whatever reason and there isn't a suitable replacement such as a grandfather or uncle?

Agree. Yes, you are right. Kristina hasn't been criticized as being a "super hero" or anything remotely like what has been commented about Cole. I appreciate you pointing out the double standards. The double standards and subtle misogyny is irksome and troublesome. Kristina isn't chastised for doing exactly what Cole is doing. I am sure she would be if she and Chelsea were a couple and was the step-parent to Aubree. It has been proclaimed many times over that Amber should step away from Leah's life for good so Gary and Kristina and just live their lives and be the parents that they are to Leah. It has also been pointed out how Amber's presence, or lack thereof, is just a detriment to Leah's life. Yet, Chelsea is seen as shoving Adam out of Aubree's life and trying to put Cole in his place as her only father due to Adam being just like Amber - he can't bother to be a parent.

lol That is one huge bed bug. Boxing Amber - this is a play on the Boxing Helena movie. Don't add this to the list. It just came to me as I read "bed bound".