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He spits first and then eats it. Shades of Briana.

Ohhh the jokes write themselves. First of all, it is TETHER. Yes, we know you are home on a TETHER, plugged into a socket. Second, you are supposed to work, you worthless dipshit. "What girl doesn't want a guy like that..." Hmm, I can think of many on the PTV boards who wouldn't want you. "Time to no look back and put my foot on the ground..." Yes, because that ankle bracelet cord keeps your foot grounded. "My so called wife is out with another guy"...getting her rim shots on. "I hate cheaters"...We hate perverts like you who touch the butts of little girls.

Amber: Big Pun? (Pun is short for punisher...a late rapper's name) Amber: Big Pun Sends Love but No Checks

Amber: Sends Love, No Support Amber: Leah who?

@druzy I did some searching and these were mentioned in the past several months: Rebecca posted: Amber: Paragon of Self-Control You posted this one...lol...I love it: The Couch Doesn't Have Wheels Another one from me: 50 Shades of Victim

Yes, give us more time. Here is another: Slug Life: I Will Slug You. That's a play on the slug thing that she is and the fact she will become physically aggressive. Maybe someone can fix that up for me and make it better.

Bad Ass Slug Sofa Queen Jabba the Couch Amber: Mother of All Bad Habits

I forgot to tweet at him. I made my comments to Viacom, MTV, and the sponsors. This dude wouldn't allow a female to pursue her adult work AWAY from MTV and be an asshole to the crew, but it is alright for Jenelle to be an asshole to the crew and break various laws including endangering children? Alrighty then.

We are a small group. We don't even make a dent in the ratings. One of us choosing not to watch doesn't make a difference. :-) Countdown to watching the shit that we already snarked on in real time. lol

It took me a few seconds to get "nothing else mattress" but I like it, too. lol Here is another one: It's Slug Time (a play on It's Gary Time)

I like that name "Bed Bound Amber." Add that to the thread title poll, please. :-) Does Cate think she gets a degree from her numerous stays at the spa retreat?

Honey, your mom is named April and she lives in Boogie Town.

Too bad this can't be Amber's thread title. It is perfect. ? More for the poll: -Amber Slugwood -Amber BeForeverSlug I just can't refer to her as a precious sloth.

Amber wanted Matt back because who else was going to pick up dinner at the local burger stand? She needed Matt to tend to her and the dogs. She wasn't going to do it. Amber just barely got rid of her door mat that read "Mr. and Mrs. Baier." She was holding out for Matt in case Baby Huey didn't work out.

Mental Couch Potato Mental Couch Ambassador There were a few good ones on the previous pages of this thread. Well, they were comments made by posters and I noted they should be the title of this thread.

When Amber said she wanted to leave, I knew it was because Matt had left and she wanted to go chase after him. Amber and Matt were apparently still back and forth with each other up until late July. Filming of this show was in May. She was also still talking and texting him up until November. That was when he informed her he had gotten married. By then she was three months pregnant. Pretty damn skeevy to have one guy in your bedroom while still chatting it up with your ex and being pregnant by one of them. I actually was happy to hear Matt tell them all he wasn't going to take the lie detector test.

Ain't that the truth. We watched how she has already gotten riled up at Baby Huey over paint colors. It is always someone else responsible for her anger issues.

Definitely agree. I also agree about Butch. For all his faults and crimes against April and the children, he is at least an example of someone who truly wants to beat his addiction and all of his demons.

Amber is always sitting down or lying down. She is also wearing Mrs. Roper's outfits. How could he see her child-bearing hips? Agree @TheRealT. What does WE TV have to do with this? Are they connected with her Youtube venture?

I want that face as my avatar! I wonder if I can photoshop his little hand holding the coffee cup? :-)

lol

WELCOME BACK MY SISTER!

She is playing "hiding the pickle". lol

Right. I think of that murderer and narcissist Betty Broderick who had no qualms with violating restraining orders and driving her car into her ex-husband's home while her kids were inside.Then, there are the two murders. I supported Jeremy when he went off on UBT about his homophobic slurs. I am supporting him again.

Look at those eyes.? So cute!!