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For me, there are quite a few. However, the one I find most loathsome is an ad for KitKat bars that uses a song by Lil Kim. I'm familiar with the song, and the lyrics are COMPLETELY inappropriate for a product marketed to children, FFS. The adholes that thought this was a good idea should be covered in bacon grease and staked out near a den of hungry grizzlies.

Oh lord yes. Last summer it seemed like every fecking company used it, with the accompanying cookout scene.

My husband claims that I singlehandedly keep Amazon in business. ;-D

So, I had a doctor's appointment today (routine annual wellness visit) and in the lab waiting area, I accidentally sat down in one of the gigantichairs like Dr. Now has. OMG. I'm no slender thing, but I could have fit another person in that chair with me. Gave me a feeling for exactly how big some of these patients are. Unfortunately the lab tech who drew my blood was probably too big for the chair.

Yes. I googled it. They sell products that address "body issues" of big people, like the thigh stick, something for boob sweat, etc. I don't understand why you need a very expensive special product for chub rub. Why can't you just use the same anti-chafe product that runners use? (And not just on their thighs....)

What do you mean? The fact that she isn't squatting? That's just laziness on her part.

Those aren't deadlifts.

Would that make her a Bu-Jew-Mor? (And yes, I realize that the FLDS is not affiliated with the Mormons, aka LDS).

Oh, I wasn't talking about Turtlepower, just people in general. I really wish I knew an endocrinologist or Internal Medicine doctor who was interested in researching this whole insulin resistance/weight gain thing. I have some ideas for longitudinal studies that might answer questions like "which came first, insulin resistance or weight gain?" But it would require funding, which pretty much limits it to a university medical school.

Most people, unless they weigh and measure every morsel that goes down their gob, drastically UNDERestimate the calories in food and OVERestimate the calories they burn.

Roto-Rooter.

Everybody and their cousin seems to be using The Score's song "Legend." I've heard it in beer commercials, car commercials, trucks, etc. Stop it! I like the song.... it's part of my workout playlist... but I get really stabby when I hear it three times per hour.

I've watched less than 10 minutes of that series. That's the bitchiest child I've ever seen in my life.

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Well, *I* want to wake up tomorrow and have "slightly chunky, grey and wrinkled, seventy-ish, not particularly pretty" be the standard of beautiful. And seventy-ish is something that I doubt Sweatney will ever be.

Pass the brain bleach, please. And there went my appetite. Thinking about such things is an excellent appetite suppressant.

God help us, maybe TLC is planning a Shitney/Marble Mouth spinoff.... they could call it "The One Ton Couple." Unfortunately I suspect there will be a season 7 of My Big Fat Fraudulent Lie.

I figured he was named after the cafeteria chain. ;-D

My girlies are getting old (as am I ). They're 16. Most of my kitties have made it to 18/19. Because of my age, when I lose these girls I will adopt a senior cat. It wouldn't be fair to adopt a kitten that, in all likelihood, would outlive me and have to be rehomed.

Like you, I don't remember nearly that many drops. Maybe 30. Of course my cataract surgery was done years ago when you had to wear what I called a "mini-colander" over the eye for a day. Before the surgery, I was EXTREMELY near-sighted. After the surgery, my glasses had a thick lens on the UNoperated side, and no lens at all on the side that had been operated on. It was fun messing with people at work by putting my finger through the empty side to rub my eye....

Ugh. The car commercial with the brat who says "Mine" about everything, and then gives mom the evil "I will get you for this" non-smile when mom asks if she's excited about baby sister..... I hate this commercial so much that I've even suppressed what brand of car it's for.

Well, darn. A girl can dream.

It is if you also enlist any RL friends you may have who hate watch. 😉

Ok, I just saw a quick blurb about someone who did something waaay worse than tonguing an iceberg. Some crazy beeyotch licks .... (faint of stomach should scroll past this post RIGHT NOW).... toilet seats. Will this be Shitney's next challenge? Lick a toilet seat in a public bus station?

I actually make a smoothie that I call "chocolate Elvis." Amond milk, chocolate protein powder, PB2 peanut butter powder (cuts down on the fat), 1/2 a frozen banana. Yum. Meal, not a snack.