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I use sour cream. I'm vegetarian, not vegan.

In fact, if she put in the effort and lost 180 lbs and got certified through a reputable personal training organization, clients would flock to her because she would have tremendous credibility.

Guess it’s a pretty ineffective ad if I can't even remember what the product is. All it does is make me stabby.

Especially the one with the bicyclists. That has to be the WORST cover of that song ever. And the behavior of the cyclists made me conclude "So, my takeaway from this ad is Apple users are azzholes." "Thanks for coming to our focus group. Get out."😄

I caught something in the preview where she had the hissy fit because nobody told her Chase's baby had been born. Wait... you FOLLOW him on IG...he POSTED on IG about the baby, INCLUDING pictures, and yet "nobody told me." Scripted meltdown.

That was my thought as well. Hellooooo, Charlotte, Greensboro, and Wilmington are ALL in NC. Or maybe it's for the benefit of some of her brain trust fans who might think Chase is in Wilmington Delaware.

Well, I got it together, but I forgot where I put it. 🤣 Old age is fun!

Unfortunately I don't recipe. I just throw stuff together. Nothing comes out the same way twice.

So, I gotta vent about this. I just saw one of those Internet popup ads for Barilla pasta. It features a FULL SIZED dinner plate piled at least 3" deep with spaghetti and meatballs. For God's sake, there's at least 1200 calories worth of JUST PASTA on that plate. Like, a Whitney sized portion. Is it any wonder we have an obesity problem in the United States? Or hey, the TV commercial where mother and daughter are eating ice cream out of bowls that each hold over a pint?

Usually, unless it's a business relationship, if you're introduced to someone ("Alabaster, this is Susan Twoshoes. Ms. Twoshoes, this is Alabaster Brown.") most people who don't have a stick up their butt will say "Oh, please, call me Susie. " And I see that autocorrupt changed your name. Sorry about that.

Sadly, this reminds me of my BFF. Doesn’t like any kind of exercise, makes no effort to control what she eats. She used to be a tiny thing, 5'1" 98# ... now she's inching close to 190. And it's jeopardizing her health. She's had 2 heart attacks and has COPD. I mean really. If 2 heart attacks doesn't get your attention, WTF will?

Respect for your elders? Seriously, even though I am a "seasoned citizen," i wouldn't dream of calling someone 15 years older than me by their first name, unless they invited me to.

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Whitney Meets the Parent, " since Chase's mom wanted no part of this shit show?😄

In the words of the late Richard Pryor, cocaine is God's way of saying you have too much money.

"Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat....WRONG HAT!" Did you ever see Robin Williams does Elmer Fudd singing Springsteen's "Fire?" One of the funniest skits ever. It's on YouTube.

They're baby portobello mushrooms, if you've ever had portobello.

She's gotten into Dr. Now territory.

That's one thing many brides do that chaps my butt. Instead of blowing all kinds of $$$ on a destination wedding, why not get married in your local church/synagogue/etc and spend all that money on a hellacious party that your GUESTS will enjoy? When the hubs and I married, we had a small wedding in our church. I picked the reception venue (a high end club) within walking distance (2 blocks) of the church. Of course the weather bit me in the ass --- it snowed like a bitch and people had to walk in the snow.

This might be strictly an Internet ad, but the Amazon ad with the woman daydreaming about Christmas, with her family all dressed up as Christmas boxes. I won't call it a favorite, but I like the fact that they're using a normal sized woman and not a flesh colored stick. Sorry I couldn't locate the ad to share it here.

I don't do beef (vegetarian) but I make a mean mushroom stroganoff using Crimini mushrooms.

My God that was lame.

Color me firmly in the anti-Schumer camp.

BeardBrand dude is hot.....

The son of a friend had to have palate expanders before he could get braces. I can't imagine.

Noooo, I'm sure he wasn't thinking of Twit when he posted that. /sarcastafont off/