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Natasha should have done some kind of moat for her castle with a graham cracker draw bridge. i almost feel that everyone got the style that was suited for them. Possibly switch Ravi and Rolf. I would have liked to see Ravi do a sleek modern style. I really liked Rolf but his cake was a total mess. I’m also not made Stephen won. His cake met the challenge the best. I was underwhelmed with the last challenge overall as far as decorating went. Make brown frosting, use store bought candies and cookies to decorate. Fuck-I can do that!

What the fork does Moana have to do with Christmas? Hate when they have to do this cross product placement crap. See also when the did Toy Story 4 a couple of years ago on another baking show. I’m surprised they didn’t do Wicked. Must be a rival parent studio produced that one.

I severely dislike when contestants are given off the wall ingredients they have to use in their desserts. Having to incorporate cheeseburger toppings into a cookie is stupid AF. And how is pineapple a cheeseburger topping?!?! The winning cookie was amazing!

Booooooo! Wrong person was booted. Courtney is annoying, she can go anytime. I’d be ok if the final 3 were Natasha, Rolf, and Ravi.

Grizzly, Normally I would agree that taste should hold more weight than presentation. If we were talking about Holiday Baking Championships for example. I just feel like for this specific competition, presentation should be more important. Unless the eliminated team’s tasting elements tasted like smelly feet cooked inside a pigs anus (or the team that wasn’t eliminated elements was manna from heaven), they should have stayed. It’s all good if you disagree, we can still be internet friends!

What the fuck! The way wrong team got eliminated!!! The mine ride piece was sloppy AF and their magical element didn’t even work. While the team that was eliminated piece was amazing. And the one guy on the Slytherin team (cake dropper) continues to be annoying. And an electronic train is not magical.

I watched it while texting with my sister who is a huge Harry Potter fan. I actually appreciated that the judges were tough. In my opinion, the two teams that were eliminated were not on the same level as most of the teams that were chosen. That being said, I was not impressed with the Slytherin team. I thought the snake scales looked like bird feathers and it looked like they just poured green food coloring into a chocolate fountain. Plus, I found the guy who didn’t turn on the oven (hahahaha) to be very annoying.

I was honestly hoping she would get killed and that would be then end of her. The character is insufferable and the actress is not good. And I’m not a profiler but that serial rapist would never have killed himself.

Does Thierry have naked pictures of the judges or know where they buried a body or something??? His skull looked like garbage. I didn’t see last week so I can’t comment on that but two weeks ago they praised his cat and mouse too, with which I was also not impressed. I don’t get it.

Sugar work aside (which is fabulous), I just didn’t get why the judges were all gaga over Thierry’s dessert. I was not getting cat and mouse at all and I thought the cake pop stick was a straw. I also can’t believe it tasted good. It looked really dry. It obviously wasn’t the worst but I don’t think it was top 2. I do think the right person went home. I don’t enjoy watching someone continuously fall apart and she was obviously over her head.

Lucas is a fucking Mary Sue!

Regarding Victoria’s hair-To quote Karen from Will & Grace-“Looks like you’ve got squirrel and moose in there.”

I was almost too distracted by Hope’s side boob to notice anything else during this episode. Seriously, I’m not a prude about clothes but I do believe in appropriate clothing for certain situations and a memorial service is not the correct place to were a top that needs to have a tie in place to prevent a nip slip! I also don’t know if it’s possible to strain an eye muscle from doing an eye roll but I’m pretty I did just that at the end of the episode. Seriously, just fucking kill Sheila already! Have some balls! It’s just the laziest writing. I can just hear the writers room now- “Ok so now that we’re done with the Hope/Steffy/Liam/Finn love quadrangle with both Hope and Steffy having twins fathered by both Finn and Liam what crazy story story can we do next?” “I’ve got an idea no one will see coming…let’s bring Sheila Carter back from the dead!” “Holy shit that’s fucking brilliant. Nobody would suspect that we would do that for the 247th time! Let’s do it!” The worst part is that they’re actually going to think that it’s great writing.

Super snappy judgements- The actress who played the wife of the dead guy was terrible - like high school drama class bad! Lucas was acting like a real douche canoe this episode. He deserved every bit of ass chewing he got in the locker room. And then to pack up and skulk off like a little bitch. Dude, grow a pair. Does the makeup and hair department hater Ellen Pompeo? Everyone else looks pretty good (especially the intern with the partially shaved head *chefs kiss*). Meredith looks like she hasn’t slept or showered in a couple of days.

Look up “trying too hard” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of the new deckhand. He’s very pretty (stupid hair cut aside) but there doesn’t seem to be a lot going on up stairs. Every time he would start talking, I just kept thinking-you just sit there and look pretty honey.