JudgeyMcJudgyPants

What the fuck! The way wrong team got eliminated!!! The mine ride piece was sloppy AF and their magical element didn’t even work. While the team that was eliminated piece was amazing. And the one guy on the Slytherin team (cake dropper) continues to be annoying. And an electronic train is not magical.

I watched it while texting with my sister who is a huge Harry Potter fan. I actually appreciated that the judges were tough. In my opinion, the two teams that were eliminated were not on the same level as most of the teams that were chosen. That being said, I was not impressed with the Slytherin team. I thought the snake scales looked like bird feathers and it looked like they just poured green food coloring into a chocolate fountain. Plus, I found the guy who didn’t turn on the oven (hahahaha) to be very annoying.

I was honestly hoping she would get killed and that would be then end of her. The character is insufferable and the actress is not good. And I’m not a profiler but that serial rapist would never have killed himself.

Does Thierry have naked pictures of the judges or know where they buried a body or something??? His skull looked like garbage. I didn’t see last week so I can’t comment on that but two weeks ago they praised his cat and mouse too, with which I was also not impressed. I don’t get it.

Sugar work aside (which is fabulous), I just didn’t get why the judges were all gaga over Thierry’s dessert. I was not getting cat and mouse at all and I thought the cake pop stick was a straw. I also can’t believe it tasted good. It looked really dry. It obviously wasn’t the worst but I don’t think it was top 2. I do think the right person went home. I don’t enjoy watching someone continuously fall apart and she was obviously over her head.

Lucas is a fucking Mary Sue!

Regarding Victoria’s hair-To quote Karen from Will & Grace-“Looks like you’ve got squirrel and moose in there.”

I was almost too distracted by Hope’s side boob to notice anything else during this episode. Seriously, I’m not a prude about clothes but I do believe in appropriate clothing for certain situations and a memorial service is not the correct place to were a top that needs to have a tie in place to prevent a nip slip! I also don’t know if it’s possible to strain an eye muscle from doing an eye roll but I’m pretty I did just that at the end of the episode. Seriously, just fucking kill Sheila already! Have some balls! It’s just the laziest writing. I can just hear the writers room now- “Ok so now that we’re done with the Hope/Steffy/Liam/Finn love quadrangle with both Hope and Steffy having twins fathered by both Finn and Liam what crazy story story can we do next?” “I’ve got an idea no one will see coming…let’s bring Sheila Carter back from the dead!” “Holy shit that’s fucking brilliant. Nobody would suspect that we would do that for the 247th time! Let’s do it!” The worst part is that they’re actually going to think that it’s great writing.

Super snappy judgements- The actress who played the wife of the dead guy was terrible - like high school drama class bad! Lucas was acting like a real douche canoe this episode. He deserved every bit of ass chewing he got in the locker room. And then to pack up and skulk off like a little bitch. Dude, grow a pair. Does the makeup and hair department hater Ellen Pompeo? Everyone else looks pretty good (especially the intern with the partially shaved head *chefs kiss*). Meredith looks like she hasn’t slept or showered in a couple of days.

Look up “trying too hard” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of the new deckhand. He’s very pretty (stupid hair cut aside) but there doesn’t seem to be a lot going on up stairs. Every time he would start talking, I just kept thinking-you just sit there and look pretty honey.

Oof-that headless elephant was a hot mess! It’s too bad because I think Sabrina has some skills. Way too much crying this episode. Pull yourselves together. Everyone seemed to shit the bed on the preheat. As I’ve said before (see previous comment regarding red ninja turtle), you will never see me on this show. However, if I was ever to appear on any of these baking shows, there’s a number of items I would practice well in advance and donuts would be at the top of that list!

So I make some pretty good pumpkin bread and some damn tasty chocolate mousse. My Christmas cookies are good but certainly won’t win any decorating competitions (my gingerbread men looked like the red ninja turtle). What I’m saying is-you’ll never see me on this show. I watch it to see cool stuff and so far, I’m not! The decor is seriously lacking this season. The igloo was the best and that’s not saying much.

The father should have divorced that narcissistic psycho and filed for full custody of the baby. I couldn’t believe McCoy was defending her. Every time she tried to defend what she did, she just came off worse. “God owed me that baby,”. Get the fuck outta here you crazy nutball!

Watching “Grief” right now. The parents of the comatose woman have to go into the “worst parents of all time”. Fucking sicko mom paid an orderly to rape her daughter who’s in a coma so she can have a grandkid.

So I never watch new episodes of this show. I’ll still watch some early stuff but once Lewis showed up and the Benson is a saint bullshit started, I was out. However, Mr. Judgey had a moment with the remote while I was making dinner and switched on this episode. I just happened to look up to see the graduation ceremony and what the fuck was up with Benson’s hair?!?!? You can’t wear your hair in a loose-as-fuck braid at a ceremony like that when you are in your dress clothes. That shit’s got to be high and tight. I know it seems like a real nit-picky thing to get in a twist over but it really bugged the shit out of me. I was glad I was preoccupied so I didn’t have to be subjected to the rest of the episode.