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Why would Kristen think she would be the Maid of Honor? Because she ate Brittany out? This was a really gross episode with the cast putting their shittiness on a mantel for everyone to see. Scheana seriously? I wish I could be a fly on that wall and see how the making out on the bed thing happened. How set up was it...how awkward did she make it trying to naturally get on the bed with cameras around. That is not real intimacy. And then saying she had threesomes when she first got to Hollywood? No shame in having fun but I wondered what kind she had. Was she the girl with multiple guys, or she and another girl with one guy. Oh, it must be like fucking a mud puddle by now! And then she is like "Oh Adam is mad at me". Stop playing games. Then Jax with his "I have to take care of me first". You asshole!! Brittany will take care of you. And you take care of her. I can never in my life imagine being any of these people, saying any of the things they do or be in any situations they are in.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA I love this

Happy Bear is gone but not happy MTV will keep asking him back because of how obnoxious he is.

His scrub wearing reminds me of Dirty John. MTV is applauding itself for talking about birth control options when basically Leah doesn't even use it and just complained about all of them. The whole Barb and Jenelle thing was way awkward. Why did they need to be Live for that long? So not only were they being filmed but then they were filming themselves? Their fun seemed strange and fake.

Briana's kids are on their tablets and phones way too fucking much. My kids are never allowed to use the tablet in the car unless the trip is 4+ hours long. They get electronics and sometimes it is more time than it should be if I am having a super busy day but her kids are constantly plopped in front of it just walking around with a tablet, while eating, etc. It really bothers me. I liked how Chelsea's segments were just about her breastfeeding in the car.

I am over the motorcycle and sidecar thing. I want to just FF the scene when it comes on next week just in case of the .00001% chance I ever meet Fl and he asks if I saw him go to his restaurant opening I can say "I didn't, but I saw Lala talking about playing with her man's asshole". Lala needs to be doing something else with her grief, abusing people is not okay. I do think it is okay if she yelled at Billie only because when Billie was on WWHL she was preaching about being a feminist and didn't even recognize a picture of Gloria Steinem. Why is Kristen still given top billing on the show when Lisa hates her so much? Does Lisa have any power over the show? Also, Lisa folded very quickly by making up the fact that if Kristen is on the boys list she can come. Adam is Scheana's best friend?

I really laughed when Briana told Nova not to talk about farting when her mom was the one who jumped up on a table screaming. Nova does not want his last name. Also I am surprised Roxanne is so willing to have the baby girls have their fathers name when she has raised man haters. Karl is getting treated how she treats people - by ignoring them. I don't see how any person in the world would find her attractive by looks or her awkward, standoffish, bitch attitude. She can't see how messy and complicated SHE makes it for everyone. Okay, I really did not understand Andrew and Barb's communication. Why can't he go to North Carolina but can go to Florida? And he doesn't even tell her. I would have been like "this was your one chance and you blew it" but of course MTV is probably setting this up and paid for her to go to New York because I would have been PISSED about spending all that money. Instead she starts casually chatting with him. And then asking the family their genetic history when it's her family that Jace would get all of this from (or both...but we know it's from her side for sure). It's getting to the point where Watson is crying in every scene and I don't like it. My daughter is 2 1/2 and cries and whines a lot. I don't need more of it.

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! This is the ONE time I will believe Janelle. When she was saying "he says and does weird stuff". I totally believe this is true. He seemed really strange in his clip. Nonsensical talking and acting like he has been trying to be in Jace's life when he was gone when he was an infant. Both him and his friend were very unnerving to watch. Where is the friend that was telling Karl last week that she needs to talk to Javi and be mature? Is she ousted now? She is just making her boys lives difficult. I don't want to hear her cry about her communication issues with not knowing if she and Chris are a couple. She clearly does not know how to communicate with anyone. Wasn't that her major in college?? Just full on ignoring people for no damn reason. Of course Devoid shows 6 months of paying attention to Nova (because the show has been filming) and now Briana considers that Nova should have his last name. So dumb. Stella looks like Luis.

Sad CT is gone but glad Wes, Leroy and Zach are still there. It takes me a few season to warm up to rookies.

I honestly was putting my hand to my forehead and panting saying "oh wow, oh wow" when Johnny left. I've been dying for a season free of him. I usually love Wes but since he has been so shitty at Challenges lately it's just embarrassing for him to brag. I'm starting to have a new appreciation for Da'Vonne

First of all I have to say I stopped coming on to the forums because I find the new format an absolute mess. Secondly, I came on just to laugh at the selection of school they had Bloom go to. Being from Washington I was really confused about what school she would have attended in the middle of no man's land Walla Walla. Whitman is a liberal arts college and though it does offer enough courses to complete the needed bachelor's degree for Bloom to move on to a medical school it just seems like a far fetched pick of a school so I guess it fits in with the rest of the show. I mean they could have picked University of Washington. That's even farther away.

I thought that was the point of my whole post was that Leah could do these things because she does not work outside the home and had all the extra concerns.

I know!!! And she totally just laughed it off. Telling a producer she was going to make her crap her pants. SO FUNNY. The producers need to grow a pair and just tell Jenelle that is a shitty thing to do and say and they don't appreciate his crude humor. I agree about Leah. Why isn't she taking the girls all the way to school? And why does she not help in the class? This will ensure Ali get the proper care she needs. Schools fuck up all the time. I have to fight tooth and nail for my son and make sure his 504 is being followed and am relentless in contacting people district wide, I know a lot of parents who have children that need extra help and they are there. Leah just can't count on them and complain - she needs to be present. I work full-time and have a toddler, do a lot of other community volunteer time and currently a debilitating medical condition and still am the President of the Booster Club at school. I have always volunteered in class. Maybe this is going too far but if you know Ali's time may be limited then why aren't you gobbling up every minute with her? I feel like a lot of the time I post I'm saying how much I do compared to these girls and it makes me sound braggy. Sorry!!

Jenelle is so hard to watch now. Before it was a "hate watch" and now it's just sad and frustrating to watch DV be portrayed on a tv show and no one do anything about it. I never got to post last week but it made me laugh when she was bragging about their prepping and then talked about her house leaking and sinking. So one of the main things you need to do fore serious preparedness is make sure you have a secure shelter. Dummy.

I just watched Christina tonight and I found her to be completely annoying. She continuously had to be talking or making some sort of noise and the amount of times she laughed led me to think of her as "jovial" because she was constantly giggling and making hand motions. I found Fergie to be a similar guest who kept fidgeting and mugging for the camera and it was so obnoxious.

I also wondered if Andy was in LA for so long because of the baby and was curious why he did not choose a surrogate from NY. I'm sure there are options.

I don't understand how this cast has sex with each other constantly and then just hang out like it's normal (including hetero relationships). I have zero friends that I randomly go down on and if I did I would constantly be thinking about it and feel awkward in front of other people. I know there have probably been men on men hook-ups and they don't talk about those and it seems unbalanced to be able to talk about how the women have been intimate together. It's like on Southern Charm how no one cares if all the men sleep around but Kathryn is a whore. Also, was FI sober when he was driving? I don't know why anyone thinking clearly who was clearly so possessive of their significant other would just be like "okay go do that". I wonder if Herman watched this episode and is embarrassed. There seems to be more to the story regarding this night.

I don't think Lacy is dead. I'm surprised they didn't include her having some sort of hiding spot on the farm though.

Has Scheana never masturbated? I get some women can't achieve orgasm it just seems like having friends like Ariana and Lala Scheana would be open to women talking about pleasuring themselves and using sex toys. Billie reminded me of one of those people who has to turn it into something it is not and just makes others annoyed or not want to listen. She did not handle herself well the entire episode in conversation and body language. She is ruining it for others - not standing up for what is right.

It has to be scripted. Or else Jenelle would have a fucking fit about having to accommodations for Jace having to go to New York. She would be screeching "He should be coming here and tryin'!!" Instead they know damn well they need a story line and need an excuse to travel.

Is this show not going to get it's own section with episodes each week? As a huge fan of the triology (read 2x and then listened to on audio again this past year) I was uncomfortable with all the changes and the pacing of the first episode. I do like it and will continue watching, I guess I'll just be that annoying wife who interrupts and tells her husband all the change and every 2 minutes.

After the show I was still laughing at Stassi saying she was an "erect" dick. Like no reason to add the adjective but I thought it was so funny and so Stassi. Her mom shaped who she is but Stassi still has a sense of humor. Her mom just comes across as shitty. The cast looked fucking TERRIBLE the day after the birthday party. They are going to look so haggard in 10 years.

Aww Brandon!!! Couldn't you measure??

Jenlle is such a fucking idiot. No one is buying her shit. David sucks and that's all there is to it. He totally abused Kaiser/abuses all of them. It frustrates me with all of Dawris' knowledge about the social services system that they still do not have custody of him. I am annoyed with Barb for not taking a stand but she also may feel that she can have more access to Kaiser and even Endtable when Jenelle is allowing her to. Too bad she has to pander to poor David. I also had the same thought about Kail's kids when I was watching. Say Issac goes out on a date with someone and they ask "do you have any siblings"? He has to say he has like 5. Because they consider both Jo and Javi to be his dad so I'm sure he will be around the new baby as well as Vi and Jo's baby and then Lux. How complicated!!! Leah seems like she is coming along but again with the forced conversation. Can't they just have Leah give the narration about her relationship while they are doing an activity instead of having to repeat to her friends and the new dude what has happened in an arranged filming moment? Chelsea's new home and land is absolutely stunning. I would love to visit a place like that for a week minus 5 days. But I am a city girl. I need an airport, I need concert venues, shopping, activities, I love having parties at my house and lots of people. I wonder if she just meant she doesn't plan gatherings. I am glad this visitation center has some guidelines. Can you imagine waiting there for him to show? Being late and having it canceled sounds pretty good to me and even having to pay the no show fee. It holds the people accountable and isn't laying it all on the other parent/guardian.

I had a community healthcare worker job at a hospital just a few years ago and we worked with the frequent fliers. They would get flagged after 3 visits and we would try and connect with them and then provide them with resources so they weren't costing the hospital these high fees. This story line was so absurdly unrealistic and I'm sure someone who did not do my job is even aware of this. Housing is an absolute joke and there is no way anyone who was running the hospital would know about this one dude let alone rent an apartment for him. There was only one client we got housing for and it was like pulling teeth, he only got bumped up because of his mental illness. He stayed in the place for about 2 days before he disappeared again. In the book did the doctor really run around doing chemo while attending to other tasks?