Maverick

Sasheer's bit was awkward as hell. If you're going to do something like that, you better make damn sure you want to do it before you go on stage and commit to it 110%. She was clearly worried about the reaction and keep stalling and flubbing. It's a moot point, though, because even if she delivered it perfectly I didn't find it funny at all. I like Leslie but I don't think sketches are her forte. She flubs her lines a lot. I just can't warm up to Pete. I'm tired of everything revolving around him being young, a stoner or a flake that relies on him mom too much.

He'd like his steak rare. Really rare.

OMG. Are they seriously going to Weekend at Bernie him??

How Beautiful is your Soul now, Jesse?

You're not allowed to mention Georgia here.

Connor's crew was supposed to drop Camp Detrimental to the Remaining Gene Pool off on land and then return to base with the Abigail. Connor's crew (and Alicia) don't know they retook the ship and are on the way to rescue Travis and Alicia so Alicia is assuming they were killed since there was no time to get to land then back to base.

Well, when you use Priceline you get what you pay for.

So.....Alex was working on the generator and there was a horrible, Wile E. Coyote-style accident?

Jesus what is wrong with these people? Yes, let the grief-stricken, unpredictable teenager watch the man responsible for kidnapping his father. Yeah, that'll work out well.

Yeah Alicia, we can't believe we're here either.

"Travis comes across a familiar face" Living or dead? Maybe we'll finally see Tobias again. Or maybe Nick's dead drug dealer crawled out of LA before it was bombed and is back for revenge. Or maybe Liza's corpse washes up wherever he's being held. Maybe the Morales family made it to the West Coast. But in reality it's probably either the pepper son or Alex. I'm sure the pirates ran across one of them and they are either being held prisoner or are part of the pirate crew.

Lenny had already appeared on Food Network prior to being on FNS. He was on an early episode of Guy's Grocery Games.

With all the talk about the sniper, I got the feeling it's going to turn out being Shaw. I can see Fusco continuing to investigate and being the first one ot run across her.

Is there one in New Orleans too? I bet there's a mole on Red team too.

The only people we haven't seen in the present are Iris and Brandon. Iris seems like an obvious choice. She's smart, has international contacts and could be doing this for some sort of commercial motive as opposed to a political statement. Plus her friendship/concern for Will seems genuine and while she may have been using him to advance her plot (whether he was doing it knowingly or unknowingly) I doubt she'd let him get radiation sickness. Brandon seems the more likely of the two. He's been there since the beginning but we don't know much about him and he hasn't been a major player in any of the past scenes. The phone cal from mom this week seemed a little suspicious. How did she find out he was in a hostage situation so quickly? Of the ones we've seen in the future, I think they're trying to make it look like Simon is potentially the voice since he went willingly and hasn't been seen since. But since we saw him in the woods, alone, about ready to shoot himself that wouldn't makes sense (I know, I know...Quantico). It could be Shelby running a con on Alex (she is still wearing her dark, "OMG look at me I'm teh evul" eye shadow. She may or may not be working with Caleb but since he's apparently really a druggie who's been locked in mommy's guest room for months not sure how much help he would be.. Raina's been living in Michigan making weekly trips to the middle eastern grocery which should be easy enough to check (I know, I know. Quantico). I suppose it could be Neemah. We still don't know what happened between her and her sister. I think the only way the writers think they'll be able to shock, though, is to have it be someone presumed dead. That would leave us with Natalie, Caleb's dad, Elias and Mormon guy from the pilot. Unless we're introducing a supernatural element (which is possible, because...Quantico) I think Elias and Mormon guy are ruled out. Caleb's dad is a possibility. He'd have the info on all the NATs, the resources to fake his death and the connections to get what he needed for the attacks. Natalie is the most likely, though. Her death was totally sketchy. My top two picks right now are Brandon or Natalie. But it will probably be someone completely random that makes no sense and they have to have some rambling, incoherent pretzel logic exposition to sell them as the traitor. (Because, you know....Quantico).

They didn't do the greatest job conveying it, but Strand sent Nick to retrieve Luis before Poor Man's Joshua Jackson and crew arrived. That's why Nick was surprised there were strangers on the Abigail with weapons. (and explains why he didn't have more urgency). No one else knew Strand sent Nick on this mission which is why they were all asking if anyone had seen Nick. When the pirates invaded and Strand had no means of shooting them (thanks to 'paranoid old fool' Daniel), he jumped ship...presumably to meet up with Luis and Nick on land and dump the dead weight.

Why is everyone talking about getting across the border? They do realize they're going by sea, right?

Who. Is. The. Traitor! Um, Drew. We just spent the past hour learning that.

Given that about 70% of the contestants on Food Network Star are recruited from other shows where they mugged for the camera, they're not far off.

I don't think even the writers of this show are stupid enough to kill Strand. They'd have to have the cognitive ability of a walker to not understand he's the only thing remotely interesting about this show.

Okay. If they didn't go there I was totally going to call them out on baiting the audience. So Strand is trying to get home to hubby. The most interesting plot in the show (and that ain't sayin much) still involves Strand.

This episode is about Alicia's redemption. Either she is totally playing this dude and is going to stab him in the neck, in which case she'll have proven she's woken the fuck up and got a clue or she's totally legit with this crap and she is beyond redeemable.

So now we're going to have 'Connor' teased for half a season? Does he carry a fishing rod wrapped in really old, frayed mooring rope to beat people to death with? The world's been gone for what? A couple of weeks tops. How did this group get organized so quickly? Are these refugees from some maufacturing consulting firm that are using six sigma to streamline the turning into asshole killers who thieve, pillage and plunder process?

These people are so lame. They've been hijacked by Poor Man's Joshua Jackson.

Strand's a tease