Missy Vixen

By Josh. There, I said it. IMHO of course and please feel free to disagree.

Have you met the "snowflake babies"? It's a ministry, you know. I met "snowflake twins" at a neighbor's house several years ago. We left as quickly as possible. We all know it's so much holier to make sure those poor frozen embryos have a chance at life while living, breathing foster kids can languish in their situation. After all, they're not godly enough!

I'd call KJB a piece of shit, but shit can sometimes be useful. Enjoy. http://www.inquisitr.com/4111731/josh-duggar-parents-reportedly-blamed-anna-for-his-adultery/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_content=58e111f319d6ba00069d0178&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook

Let's hope the Karma train is approaching the station: http://www.inquisitr.com/4111731/josh-duggar-parents-reportedly-blamed-anna-for-his-adultery/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_content=58e111f319d6ba00069d0178&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook There are few things in life lower than a father-in-law who thinks it appropriate to blame the pregnant DIL of FIVE for her cheating husband's behavior. Judging by the reported hijinks Joshley Madison was into while trolling for strange, Anna Duggar could have been blowing him in the town square every hour on the hour and it still wouldn't have been freaky enough for him. One can only imagine the fun that will be had around the Easter table. I'm only sorry she doesn't have the guts to call that son of a bitch out in the press and defend herself.

IMHO, YMMV. The only reason he's managed to accomplish all of this (besides having the money or bartering for legal assistance) is that they live in Arkansas, which boasts a low cost of living. He and his massive family would have been financially sunk a long time ago if they lived on either coast with or without the TLC money.

JB doesn't care about anyone else but himself. This is a guy who impregnated his wife 21 times. The only reason Anna is not living in the street is because it would cause an avalanche of bad publicity. KJB also does not want to bring attention that the checks for TV appearances are made out to him.

I wish I felt sorry for him. I don't. Imagine how awful it's going to be for his five kids when they find out what a POS their father is, let alone the fact their mother kept having kids with him anyway.

The other benefit of an arrangement like this: Those who might be interested in bolting do not have the cash to do so and would have to take KJB to court to get it. I get the general impression that KJB is not such a nice guy when one gets on his bad side, and I'm guessing the kidults have seen enough examples of this previously that they won't test the limits. One has to imagine there's also signed paperwork between KJB's lawyer(s) and each of the kidults and their spouses that any attempt to challenge this arrangement in court will also bring unpleasant consequences. Imagine the fun if something like that came out in a deposition or open court. "Sweet" must have been the word of the day in today's Wisdom Booklets lesson!

They will not be able to have any assets in their names for years, especially if the fifth victim comes forward or there's someone else, which is highly likely. One has to wonder if Anna's dad still thinks Joshley Madison is a great catch for his daughter.

Can I get an amen?

It's the only way they can maintain control over their congregations. As we've seen demonstrated many, many times now, the pastors and other leadership in fundie churches can't even control themselves. Shame and embarrassment are a powerful motivator. Those who've spent any time at all in the fundie world have watched church members single out a "sinner" (real or not) and the ensuing carnage would do a National Geographic special proud. (These "sinners" are not typically the pastor's best friend, board member, or big donor to the building fund, BTW. It's interesting how that never happens.) There's a reason the oft-used cliche "Only Christians kill their wounded" is still employed. When those in the church figure out it's a scam, they don't have to answer to anyone else for their decisions, and they can run their own lives, they leave.

They couldn't have him on the show because TLC told them they could not. One has to imagine it was a dealbreaker. There's a baby on the way now, though, and whoever it is that's doing publicity for TLC, the Duggars or both are cranking up the Wurlitzer. It's been at least six months; hasn't everyone forgotten about all that by now?!?! There's money to be made!

Joy, if you are reading, here's an idea when you have to start cooking inside the house. Everyone else, this is how simple things get at dinner at our house. ;-) Frozen skinless chicken breasts (2-3, depends on how much your may-un eats) 1 tablespoon of olive oil +1 more garlic powder to taste glass baking dish (Pyrex-type) Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Pour 1 tablespoon of olive oil into the bottom of the baking dish. "Swirl" the dish a little so it's evenly coated. Lay chicken breasts inside. Drizzle top of chicken breasts with one tablespoon of olive oil, and sprinkle garlic powder over them. (We're really into garlic.) Bake for one hour. The chicken will be fork-tender, delicious, and can either be eaten as-is with mashed or baked potatoes, or sliced for tacos, quesadillas, whatever you'd like. BTW, go for the frozen vegetables if you aren't sure about the fresh ones. The canned ones have a bunch of salt in them. This concludes our "learned to cook with Betty Crocker and the Campbell's Soup cookbook" newlywed cooking lesson.

They don't carry Martinelli's sparkling apple juice in Arkansas? As most here have noted, "special" dinners around our house are a cut of meat we don't typically buy (filet mignon, for instance), the potato thing I make for holidays which should come with the number of a good cardiologist, and another vegetable we fix in a special way. (Dilled carrots are good.) Did they split a candy bar for dessert?

The 13 year olds get to go to Journey of the Heart if they are "rebellious", "unteachable", or show too much interest in members of the opposite sex. Or the same sex.

I hope the good Lord allows me to inhabit until the inevitable "We're having our pictures retaken because my sweet little __________ (fill in trendy baby name which is now desperately overused) saw our wedding photos and said I looked like a hooker! I need another gown!" episodes start happening. We were just talking about her the other night. Isn't her "custom" dress still up for sale on EBay? I told my husband that we could probably pay off our house with what she spends per year on handbags.

One can only imagine the look on J-Chelle's face if and when RuPaul was in the neighborhood and decided to read HER for filth. J-Chelle's hair alone would cause some kind of drag queen meltdown! She already done had hers!

Red. For Filth. I would pay MONEY to listen to Bianca Del Rio do five minutes on the Duggars. In the meantime, you know you're screwed when Page Six has noticed!

There's coverage in Jezebel today. The comment section is a thing of beauty. http://jezebel.com/josh-duggar-is-working-on-his-marriage-1793403519 I'm channeling RuPaul right now. OOOOOH, GIRLLLL. ;-)

$50 to the local food bank says that 1. There's a book 2. They're making church tours within the next month around the area; they'll hit the road with a vengeance after Major Mistake is born 3. Nancy comes a'callin' with hat in hand and there will not only be a spinoff, it will have a redemption arc so pitiful she'll get her "10 years worth of shows" in reruns on heavy rotation before Christmas 4. Nancy gets a bonus 5. Joshley Madison gets caught again Joshley Madison is back in PEOPLE magazine. All bets are off. IMHO of course.

If he's so friggin' lazy he can't be bothered to help with the four children he has now, let alone carry things while his wife is struggling with four kids AND whatever it is she's attempting to carry (luggage comes to mind), he's too lazy to get his bloated ass to the urologist for a snip or even one-click on Amazon for some condoms. One can only imagine how one so lazy manages to impregnate someone else. It's hard work to take off one's clothes and copulate for 15 seconds. He probably needs a long nap and a spa day after that! How many women stay with a man who molested five underage girls, four of which were his sisters? How many women stay with a man who fucked an unknown number of other women without using a condom, exposing not only her but her (future) children to STD's? It's been my observation that the vast majority of women (no matter how bad their circumstances are) would NEVER stay in a situation that their kids were in danger. They'll put up with it if it's just them, but not their kids.

They're one more reminder that I made the right decision to leave the church and never look back. If this is the accurate portrayal of "faith" and "Christianity", maybe they're doing the viewing audience a favor.

Can you imagine what's left in the "family closet" by now? I hope that Jana isn't forced into that puffy sleeved green monstrosity J-Chelle was so fond of.

And I just threw up in my mouth. Let's hope the women he was with were at least on birth control; one has to wonder how Anna would react to that. Would she finally leave? Or would she simper that it was an "extra-special blessing" and "out of ashes comes beauty"? KJB sold the house out from under Anna while Joshley Madison was in Jesus Jail. He was pretty damn quick on the draw to make them judgment proof.

It's OT but let's all think good thoughts for Kelly. Hopefully she can get some job training or her family has the money to be able to make sure she and the kids have a roof over their heads and enough food. We all knew this was going to happen but I have to confess hoping that Anna was smarter than this.