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Exactly. Even if you know the conception date, you cannot predict the birth date accurately. A week or two here or there is not unusual. By far the most inductions are done for the convenience of the doctors and the hospitals.

It's the heat of passion. All thought goes out the window.

No one could ever prove it.

I agree wholeheartedly! This batch is cooked.

Yes. Also, unprotected sex is like drunk driving. Very few people intend to do it, but judgment is the first thing to go out the window when in an altered state. Also, some of these guys just will not use a condom, because it's all about them.

Exactly. And she wants him to act normal around her family. Did they even have time to establish a normal? Would her family recognize normal if it crawled up inside of them? Briana was a bad choice for this show.

Perhaps. I see both of them going from 0 to 60 in one second flat, screaming in front of the children, using the children as pawns for thier own agendas, etc. Is he? I wasn't aware he was in the picture, or that he had been abusive.

Jenelle is who Barbara would be without a job. She learned all of her behavior from Barbara, who no doubt learned it from her parents. . . .this one reason I'm agraid for the children. TM probably had to have the Witches of Trash Town rent a house because there would be zero room for the film crew during the party in that tiny place they live. The extent of the "rental" was probably making a deal with a real estate agent to film in a house that's for sale. I hope the owners are cool with glitter and spray paint residue.

I think we need to stop by Dr. Tsao's office on our way to see Barb so we could let him know how great of a doctor he is and what a gentle bed-manner he has with Ali. You could send him a note!

Well, yes. Poor Kaiser. Look who his parents are. And he is named after a roll. I've also been worried about the suddeness of his tantrums, but hopefully that's a phase. Poor kid. If he's at all like Jenelle or Barb, he will never identify his true feelings. Everytime he gets close to a genuine emotion, he'll lash out at whoever is closest. This show REALLY is not suitable for children, especially the children who are on it.

Oddly enough, that is one thing she actually does NOT need to worry about. The terms of the divorce will specify all divisions of property, financial responsibilities, etc. Danielle actually can be done with him emotionally if she chooses to be.

I hope being seen on national TV increases her chances of being helped by professionals. . . .wait, now that I've typed this I realize the statement applies to most of the people on the show. . . .Hereis a photo of what could happen to Endtimes without treatment, god forbid. . .

Same here. The agreement I signed in regard to my British husband was not to support him, but rather to reimsurse the government for a period of time if he should claim government funds like welfare. I can't see that being called into play very often.

She is so much more different than most. She's a female Elephant Man.

Yes, I know what he said. And I also know muscular dystrophy. It progresses at its own rate regardless of muscle use, activity level, etc. The problem as I see it is that Ali is falling down a lot, and she has been for a while. I would be most concerned about injury from that. She should at least be wearing a helmet at all times. Leah and Corey love her, but I think they need to be more responsible.

Ali's MD will probably progress at its own rate no matter what. It has seemed to me in the past that one or both parents are in denial and are not following doctor's orders, but no one, including the doctor, knows what course her disease will take. I hope the other children are getting the attention they need. Gracie has shown some signs of acting out, which may or may not be normal behavior.

In all seriousness, she's a former drug addict, and many former addicts find normal life very boring. If you can call a life with David and Barbara in it boring. She needs to identify that tendency and develop ways of coping, of distracting herself. Or she could just go on whining and acting like a child.

I agree, the whole thing feels phony. Do we know if this guy is really a doctor? I have seen no signs of true affection between him and Debra. Or in that entire family, really. They are all so outrageously toxic.

MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

You are so, so right! This is an importnt medical decision and it needs to be made by responsible adults. Of course Ali wants to walk like all the other children, and Leah is clearly cheering her on. I applaud Leah validating Ali in general, but I do think she is asking Ali to make decisions which, as a small child, she is not able to make. I've been trying to figure out 'UBT' quietly by myself, but I am drawing a blank. Help?

Jewelry store? You mean Walmart? It may take him that long for Mom to knit him a penis protector with her hair. I think he's done a bit too much talking about his penis for me to believe he has one. If he does, it's vestigial, like a little glistening appendix. I keep waiting for the asylum to notice a patient is missing.

Excellent point. Besides, no matter what Javi says about why he wants the money, the court will look the entire situation and use various formulas to arrive at a determination. It's also possible they will be ordered to try arbitration before going to court. This always seems odd to me, because if they could agree on anything would they be in this situation? Cute scene of Javi "teaching" Isaac to ride a boke, which he almost certainly already knew how to do.

Oh who the hell knows. Maybe because her babydaddy was going to show up and pretend everything is normal for the baby she wanted to give up for adoption, and the layers of Crazy finally overwhelmed her? If adoption was the right course of action, she should have pursued it. Sperm Donor is doing nothing for her or the baby. She was told what the procedure was, but she gave up why? So she could watch her mother spray paint her sister? All of this family seems to be phoning it in, except for Briana who is always in the middle of some undifferentiated crisis.

He has vitiligo. Apart from that he is kind of yummy, except for his domineering ways, his loud mouth, and the things he does.

So true. And how about that pile of dead sod? The stuff doesn't wait until you're done hacking the dirt with a machete, you know.