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Christ on a crutch! Just when I thought nothing could surprise me. Well I guess if they paid for that shit we can talk about it without the least reserve. Whyohwhyohwhyohwhyohwhy. . . .

Did I miss aomething? That ass is "intentional?" Did she have fat injections? Because it looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. And the bra why? So her figure would look nice? That ship has sailed.

Of course. But that is Roxanne's default position. I speed through quite a bit of the Briana sections because it's all just too seedy and trashy. It actually makes me feel dirty and depressed. Speaking of which, while Briana was telling the coven her cartoon version of her "relationship" with Luis, (adoption/he cheated) her daughter was sitting right there! Poor little girl has no chance.

I can understand it too, but only if we agree the coven, and Roxanne in particular, are a steaming pile of classless trash. Because otherwise you go to Luis and calmy and quietly tell him the camera must be taken away.

They speak like people who've had too much of the wrong medication for a loooong time. They are also untalented jerks.

I don't know why no one has filed a complaint. These two dysfunctional dingbats are working as one person, but producing two (crappy) garments each time. They both need to go. They need a medication adjusment anyway.

What is an EMBA? Also, that is not the correct form for a medical doctor. Should be David Merz, M.D.

I recall that too, but in retrospect it makes no sense, because Canada is at least as difficult to enter as the US. Maybe more so.

You are naughty. Here's a cookie.

I guess I assumed those qualifications were more than enough for Brianna to have sex with him. A truck AND flowers! I may be wrong, of course.

She doesn't need her food to be warm.

Nothing. Disrespectful is inviting an ex fuckbuddy. Sure, it might have been polite to ask before filming, but as Luis calmly pointed out SEVERAL times, they weren't filming. Also, the Sleaze Harem wouldn't know Respectful if it crawled up inside them and paid rent.

I thought that was you next to me. WHOSE HAND HAVE I BEEN HOLDING???

Also, in any metropolitan area there really is no need to make reservations in advance.

Or when she said "I've been crying all morning" when they arrived at the courthouse. Dead eyes. Your Universal Jenelle Translator was not working. What she really said was "I've been smoking weed all morning."

Exactly, but she would never share. Also, the whole point of car seats is safety, but how safe are the boys when The Pillsbury Dough Girl doesn't have her seatbelt on during the segment while she's talking on the phone while driving? The crew needs to STOP FILMING DURING ILLEGAL OR UNSAFE ACTIVITY. Of course if they did that we'd never see Jenelle.

I'm in Ohio. I'm never embarrassed by other people's actions.

She is waiting for paternity testing. The baby will be named after Chris if it is his child. I meant by law. If a mother has 90 days to name her child, what happens by law on day Ninety one? Does the state name the child?

He had clearly never held a hairbrush before.

Exactly. She should at least be wearing a helmet and knee pads.

Am I alone in being over Leah? The "I'm doing everything I can for Ali" schtick is not cutting it for me. PUT HER IN HER CHAIR. PUT A HELMET ON HER. FOLLOW DOCTOR'S ORDERS. Right. She's blaming it all on David. While he's not a good person, Jenelle chose him, and she chooses to stay with him. Also, it seemed like Jace probably overheard everything Barb said. He was in the next room.

What happens on day 91?

No, but we know they are each being paid by the show.

Completely inappropriate, and unfair to everyone. Is this how she shows what a professional she is? From the pre preview it looked like she wasn't happy afterward. Because why would she be? Going for full custody was a ridiculous idea. Poor little Jace.

It's not an STD, and I can't see any rash at all. Can you? Can anyone?