Pink-n-Green

So, the only episode of a show that Kelli is an Executive Producer of that hasn't been approved for distribution on iTunes is the one where her best friend's daughter ugly cries and gets cut?

Wasn't that whole thing with Kenny just weird? There really wasn't any reason for that character to exist.

Hey, they live in my neck of the woods! Apologies to the Texans on this board but I let out a guffaw at Meredith dancing at the "Houston Livestock Parade". I'd just never heard of such a thing. Her husband sounds like he's on the ball.

I've heard the phrase "After 50, you have to choose between your face and your body", meaning that allowing yourself to carry a few extra pounds gives your face a little more youthfulness but will, of course, up your dress size. Whereas staying thin can make your face look gaunt. As for myself, I like to think of my face as having a youthful glow ;) She could do Snickers commercials.

Same with the bikini bottoms in the swimsuit shots: "Whoops! Is that my vagina? tee hee!" Isn't the restaurant her dad manages fairly upscale? Maybe he makes her eat in the kitchen when they go there.

Is she okay now?

SEE: Kardashian, Kourtney

I think you're right, lol! But surely she must have SOMETHING she's holding over K's head to keep icky in training camp so long.

A Kentuckian friend of mine served ham biscuits at his wedding. I pretty much tackled the waiter every time he walked out of the kitchen with a fresh tray. You folks know your biscuits. According to the September, 2017 issue of Forbes, the Dallas Cowboys are worth $4.2 Billion. If they had to pay for more cheerleaders, the franchise would surely collapse.

We couldn't drink if we were wearing our letters. So I have all these pictures of us at things like our Hayride or tailgates with our sweatshirts inside out. I guess we figured it didn't count if our letters were backward.

"Dear Kelli, OMGosh, I just found the craziest photos of you and Mr. Jones that I took at that playoff game after party! Remember how confused the caterers were because they couldn't find the whipped cream? Have a great day! XOXO, Your very best friend who knows everything about you, Tina"

She just needs to come out and say, "Okay, raise your hand if you are an aspiring nudie model"

The uniforms with the little skirt are really cute. I can't understand why anyone could think this is a good idea. Yes!

High praise; Michelle Keyes' eyes are stunning! Also, I think this actress, Emily Blunt looks so much like one of the TCC's. Can anyone guess who it is; or is the resemblance in my head?

@CaseyRe, I have to apologize. That "umm" comes off as really rude and condescending and that was not my intention. I was going for more of a "Hmmm, I don't know but let me think about it a minute" thing. I just reread what I had written and I couldn't just let that go without saying something to you; I'm really sorry.

Umm, I'm not real sure about that. Look at the grand entrance she always makes when she shows up in the studio (while all those poor TCC are clapping for her; no doubt having been told to do so). And the outrageous things she says. I think maybe the funky looking hair ties into all that. Like she's trying too hard to be a "character".

I think Kitty looks like an evil, malevolent version of my favorite 80's designer Betsey Johnson (who, despite her Kitty resemblance, is the sweetest lady you'd ever want to meet. In short, NOT Kitty :) )

Like that time she clawed at Kat's leg. I mean, you could tell she really dug in there. If that had happened to me, I think I might have smacked her without even thinking about it!

But yet sometimes a TCC is "dirty...in a good way". Pick one side and stick to it, nastya$$ b**ch. (not you, Teriyaki Terror!!!)

I completely agree with you. If I were a beautiful and talented young dancer who wanted to be a DCC, I would make sure my kicks were high and I would master the jump split before auditions.

That's what I figured. Seems like it's a game of chicken. Would CMT or the TCC blink first? Probably at the end of the day CMT wouldn't deem it worth the trouble.

https://nypost.com/2018/06/17/dallas-cowboys-cheerleader-reveals-why-shes-suing-the-team/

I probably misspoke (miswrote??) but I think it would take more than just mentioning a lawyer. It would probably take a letter from a lawyer threatening to sue for whatever they sue for (??) to keep CMT from showing something that shows a TCC in a bad light. That would cost, around D.C. at least, five or six hundred dollars. So if a girl or her family can't or don't want to pay they probably just shrug it off. Do you have access to that picture or is it shown on the show? I would love to see it. I LOVE THIS!!!! It sounds like an 80's Wes Craven movie! "She wants your heart. She wants your body. She wants your Dove Bars. No man is safe during the Night of the Fat Cheerleaders".

I wonder if all it would take is the mention of the word "lawyer" to get CMT to now show a girl in a bad light?

I remember KaShara's rookie TC where Kelli told her she needed to lose weight and she just went and did without anyone's help. In a talking head, KaShara said she hadn't weighed that little since junior high. I actually feel very guilty that it's been sitting in my DVR for 24 hours and I haven't watched it yet :(