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Yes. The commercial makes it look like all you do is just spray Scrubbing Bubbles, they run across your sink, and then you're golden. So not true! Depending upon the age of the gunk, several rounds of spraying will be needed and elbow grease will also need to be employed. Also, just use something natural, because the fumes from Scrubbing Bubbles in a small space will make you pass out.

Does anyone know the movie they went to see?

I'm not sure why we need flavored wet wipes or wet wipes for kids faces at all. Granted, I say this as a childfree cat lady, but my mother got along fine without wet wipes for my two younger sisters and me. We wore cloth diapers. I'm not at all saying it was easy, but it can be done. Pack washcloths that you wash in the washer when you get home. That's got to come out cheaper in the long run, even if you use wipes for diaper changes. Wipes are becoming a serious environmental hazard. Jinx! I posted at the same time as designing1!

That is a crime, to both his chest and the bathroom. Leave it alone, fellahs! It's okay to be a furry man! This is where I mention that when I was a kid, I half thought that if you used that Scrubbing Bubbles stuff, ACTUAL CLEANING BUBBLES not unlike the ones in the commercial would come out of the can and clean your bathroom. I'm terribly sad that at some point, reality slapped me hard on the face and there are no actual "scrubbing bubbles".

Seems like the face wipe moms gave birth to their test market (and stars of their ad campaign). Another case of "Wahhhh!! We can't afford to pay ourselves!!" Buuut...let's have a bajillion babies. Thank god for the moss and the electric connector--actual problem-solving products. I'm meh on the ebook thing because I don't read them. I'm neurologically incapable of seeing how the product might benefit others who do read ebooks. And for that reason, I'm out.

Our friends at Dove also make some that slows your armpit hair growth for the time in between the four daily showers you take, in case stubble dare appear.

Yes, but it must be carefully trimmed and shaped because if it's not, she will literally be a pastel-colored boring young lady that is inept and undesirable with her wild bush.

I'm sure that the Taco Bells in my area were at some point open into the wee hours because (along with diners) that was a go-to joint after drinking nights in college (coughinthemid-90scough), and the bars here close at 2am.

Is Taco Bell open 24 hours a day now? All I thought when I saw this commercial (other than "Gross!") is that the people who work at Taco Bell must work all the time if they are now open for breakfast. Didn't they not close until 4am or so? My 16-year-old niece just got a job there; I guess I could ask her.

Louis doesn't want to have sex with other people (other than Pamela, he tells her), but he had sex with the pregnant woman last week. Did that not count because of some special sex clause that existed in his mind?

I hate it so, so much. The first one ran a couple years ago with topiary bushes in front of female statues. I guess men don't have to do anything to their hairy man parts. Women's parts sure are gross and unkempt!

I wondered, though, why a man who has a cooking thermometer (or whatever they're called) doesn't have Tupperware or Rubbermaid or something in which to carry the chicken to the potluck. He just slapped some aluminum foil over a plate.

A "Wendy's closer"? Does that have something to do with the movie "Wall Street"?

I've never been to a buffet restaurant with a chocolate fountain. I feel like I've lived less than a full life.

It looked to me exactly like that creepy Scientology music video. Now we know the secret behind buffet restaurants. The Golden Corral is ruined for me.

I CANNOT STAND "New York" and really hate she was given more airtime, as I find her faker than fake and generally repellant. I'm not sure what she's done since her show, however long ago that was, but she said she has "offers" now. M'kay. Fixing her nose didn't make her sound any less nasal when she talked.

I recently drove a nice Camry rental car for two days while my very basic (in the options sense, not the way the kids use it) 10-year-old Civic was having body work done. (Thanks, guy at work who hit me! She needed a refresher!) I found it so incredibly distracting to have to look at its computer monitor touchscreen to do anything--change the radio station, see if something was behind me while backing as if turning my head suddenly didn't work. I was terrified I'd wreck. I was so happy to get my old car back with its old-fashioned actual buttons that I don't have to look at. And...end old-lady rant.

Can I get your number?

Why couldn't they take their dog with them? They couldn't choose a pet-friendly vacation house? What kind of horrible people are they? I'm scared for the dog the whole time! Whatever the message was supposed to be, it was missed on me.

Along with being "DJ Headline" (*retching*), the voiceover said Vili works at a "garden center" and a picture that was quite obviously of Lowe's was shown. She was said to have taught at colleges and taught piano lessons. I would think she can't be around minors because of her crime, so she's limited in what work she can do, and she's a felon, but yeah, felons are able to get work. I was gobsmacked that they still live IN THE SAME COMMUNITY in which the shit went down. That said it all for me. She has not one single drop of remorse, and flaunts what she did to others.

I kept thinking Lara Flynn Boyle when she didn't look completely malnourished or butchered with bad plastic surgery, so...some years ago.

I'm pretty sure Satan himself came up with Buzzfeed, along with Reddit and 4chan.

I hate Dove and refuse to use their products because of their advertising (and because they test on animals). Their ads pander to women, and they talk out of both sides of their corporate mouth. They want me to tell myself I'm beautiful on one hand, but on the other, I need their special deodorant because I have ugly armpits with dark spots or something. No one's looking at my armpits, I can assure you, Dove. I always wear sleeves. I guess I just don't think I'm beautiful enough to go sleeveless. Get a life.

And I just found another reason not to date.

"It doesn't immediately affect my small worldview at this very moment, and my non-honey-containing food is catered to me on 24-karat plates, so because of that, I'm out." [Painful looking screwy smirk]