Enya Face

Batman got a big ole’ dick! (Im so sorry, the neuropathy in my legs and feet is bad enough I took some medicine and now I’m like 🤤)

I totally agree. Like, why is the old looking door there? It leads into a room I can literally look into! And the doors open on opposite sides. I am so confused. ETA: I’ve done some REALLY amateur DIY in my younger years (round of applause for the sanded and freshly painted door I left outside in a wind storm.) but this shit is next level!

HBD? I’m drawing a blank? Hot Bird Dick? Honey But Dumb? So many questions… I’m gonna go hose down some frisky trick or treaters to clear my mind, lol.

I thought she was flipping the bird at first lol.

Ok your story is AMAZING and I’m jealous as hell!!

They look like fucking Brandon Walsh toaster shoes with a lame “throwback” print.

I don’t know why, but I’m picturing this as the “take the potion” scene from Death Becomes Her. 😆

OMFG, I read that as “because David was severely HUNG.” I was like “whaaaaaaat?! He got Dunlop syndrome!”

It’s super awkward, you’re right. I assumed it was a low key cash grab.

I thought you called her a “photo dumpling” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nothing funny about hurricanes though. Be safe, all of you!

Fellow lifelong doxie owner!! Yessssss!!! Sorry, that made me excited. Most people realize that a breed that is somehow bred to have the worst health issues AND live 2 decades isn’t for them. Lol.

All babies are homely at one point or another. 6 month old potato shaped me will agree! I think the remaining Rodlettes have some hope for being genuinely good looking folks. God willing.

I think you are, sadly, totally correct @Heathen . My dad was pretty much the same as you described yours, and as much as I hated his guts sometimes, I still cried when he died (and for a good while before and after). These poor lil kiddos are kinda fucked (for lack of a better term) as far as dear ole Daddy is concerned. Great job, Josh! The ONE job you had is the one you failed the hardest at.

All I see in that Instagram handle is “DadandHelenKeller”… it’s too early for this shit lol

Noooooooooo!!!!