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Jana is probably the designated one be Michelle and JB's caregivers when they are elderly. Can't let having a man-child husband and a dozen kids get in JB and Michelle's way!

He is a Forsyth Duggar male and must wear jeans as early as possible.

I would enjoy a plot twist where the Vuolos gave the wrong due date to JB and Michelle, just like Alexandra did to her mother-in-law Queen Victoria. The baby shows up and they're like "Oh, must've been premature".

No matter whom the Duggar daughters marry, they will forever be known to the public as <J'Daughter> Duggar.

There's nothing wrong with long hair as long as it is properly maintained and cared for. They talk about the hair being their crowning glory but their hair looks terrible due to the fact they won't even trim it.

To be fair I was taking into account the amount of time it would take Miss Renee to cut up 8 different dresses and sew them into one modest dress.

Are they really going to wait until the end of August? A Duggar wedding takes 2-3 days to plan, tops.

I'm surprised they even touched each other before marriage.

This family prizes fecundity above all else. That's all she has of value in the Duggar family. It remains to be seen if Jessa, Joy, Kendra, or Lauren will surpass her. She isn't getting pregnant nearly as fast as her sister Esther but she's on track to hit 10 kids. As of right now, Jessa is her only competition.

Grandma Mary was in on it too. I wonder if she's decided to retire from hustling her son and his brood.

I'm just here for Samuel's less than impressed face.

I don't think they have to be mutually exclusive actually. Jana probably has a say and JB and Michelle recognize the TTH would fall apart if she did leave so they haven't pushed the issue.

Marry off Jana would disrupt the flow of the TTH and marrying off JD would mean that he wouldn't be able to drop everything at a moment's notice to fly the plane.

Are we allowed one of the double entendre ones or do we have to wait until the ink is dry on the marriage certificate?

Happy Birthday used to be a copyrighted song. TLC would have had to pay royalties to the copyright holders had they broadcasted the Duggars singing it. It's now in the public domain but that was probably part of the reason they had them do a Jesus birthday song.

I'm going to have to start calling Lauren J'Lauren. She really blends in with the rest of Si's sisters.

Jeremy must not be pleased at how much interest dropped once Jinger announced she was pregnant. I'm guessing he will be voting for "not many".

She's excited because she's been taught that she should be excited about birthing an army for Jesus.

Vanna pays the ultimate punishment by having to deal with Pat Sajak.

I don't see Mack or Meredith getting married off any time soon if the trend of grandsons being born keeps up. At this rate Hannie, Jordyn, and Jenni are going to be the Cinder-Janas of whomever they are loaned out to as Aunt-Moms.

That is one hell of a forced smile right there.

Kid Farm parodied the scene perfectly. I hadn't seen the engagement video before. Oyyyyyyy...

Now you're just spewing the word of Satan! Proper training? Pffffft!

InTouch has been posting stories about the Duggars all along. Positive and negative. InTouch may be the last magazine standing that the Duggars will be able to wring $$$ for "exclusives" soon. Even though the Duggars sued them.

The J'slaves (and Joy) would have no idea what to do with shorter hair. They are stubborn as hell about keeping the scraggly hair down to their hips. Now there's nothing wrong with super long hair but it's a matter of taking care and maintaining it. None of them have figured that part out. I wonder how the TTH plumbing fared all those years with long hair going down the drain.